Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Puff]

Anyone know where is the original livestream of the invasion as YouTube is making harder and harder to find shit by filling my screen with globalist shit when I am trying to find the original videos of like the trucks and vans below getting into
I have been trying to find footage of this car and so far can't, I guess it was a made up meme since the original picture came from an Ukrainian poster.

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I assumed it was a shoop, but I poked it with the forensic photoshop stick (which I'm not particularly practiced at) and it looks like it wasn't edited. I'm guessing a "posed" shot for a joke.

 

[bread n circuses]

If the war has shown anything it's that the Ukrainians do not see themselves as "Proxies and Allies". They fucking welcomed the Wermacht with flowers and blow jobs. That was 80 years ago. They do not like Russians. Test your insane theory on any Canadian by saying "well, you and America are basically the same people so Anschluss when?" and see the reaction you get. And that's from a FRIENDLY set of neighbors.

Just because your boy Putin says something doesn't make it truthful. I mean, did you simpletons make the same excuses for him when he did Georgia and Chechnya? Or did the lack of cheap asspats from saying "globohomo" every other sentence make it not worth the effort?

The simpletons are the people who don’t think geopolitics is based on how people feel huh? I had NO IDEA Ukrainians hated Russia, this changes everything.

“Ukrainians don’t like Russians therefore the Russian state’s security interests don’t exist” is a fucking retarded position.

And yes, my position on Georgia, Kazakstan, and every other former Soviet state Russia has meddled with is the exact same. I don’t buy the idea that states are obligated to give up their sphere of influence because America asked nicely. I’m pretty sure the drooling retards cheerleading for Ukraine weren’t doing the same for Yemen or Afghanistan because they don’t have some sort of principled anti-imperialist position, they’re just propagandized cocksuckers.

I don’t give a fuck about Putin, he’s a corrupt bastard. The fact remains that Zelensky acted like the literal clown he is and alienated Russia so much that it felt this was its only option left to regain influence in Ukraine.

 

[Socrates]

I almost got an Italian car a long time ago. I didn't because a mechanical engineer I know said I should be sure to get the optional bucket to drag behind it to catch the parts as they fall off.

You know why they call it a FIAT, cause the Fucker Only Runs Downhill!!

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Has Covid 2: Ukrainian Madness been released from the biolabs yet?

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Yes you were. You were also told to check what was true. What is happing matches up with what he said he would do.

When the plan they outlined at the start looks exactly like the one they are using, probably wise to start trusting them.

But seriously, take your enemy at their word until they deviate. Assuming your enemy is lying from the start is a bad idea.

People like Putin work differently. They will straight up tell you what they are doing and why and also possibly how. Because they won't get into conflict if they can be stopped.

Yes. They don't consider it war. They consider it pest control.

Why should I take the people sending tanks into a neighboring country at their word when they refuse to call their armed invasion a war? Even the U.S. was honest about calling the war in Iraq a war.

Biden’s solution to the rising gas prices “all because of Putin”
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Electric vehicles are not fucking sustainable you retarded asshole, lithium is expensive & has a limited shelf life, Teslas are constantly breaking down & excessively difficult to repair.

 

[Space Cooter]

the Ukraine is worth neither lives nor treasure. Shit 3rd world gangster state; one of the most corrupt places in the world.

Like Russians, they’re shitty rude people who don’t bathe. Fuck them and fuck Russia.

 

[Jump]

For the price of a used sedan you too could be driving a temperamental Italian machine that because of its displacement needs a motorbike loicense but because of its tiny wheels cannot reliably navigate potholes.

Get a Korean 50cc 2 stroke or a nice Honda instead.

How about no.

Good luck on i95 with your little 50cc whatever when there is a wine aunt or texting mommy coming up behind you at 80mph in her 7000lb soccer mobile.

 

[TurdFondler]

Anyone know where is the original livestream of the invasion as YouTube is making harder and harder to find shit by filling my screen with globalist shit when I am trying to find the original videos of like the trucks and vans below getting into Ukraine?

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I have been trying to find footage of this car and so far can't, I guess it was a made up meme since the original picture came from an Ukrainian poster.

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Here is today's Tucker monologue.

And included memes that I found today.

Spoiler: Memes

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I can't believe we've already anthropomorphized the vehicles. Amazing, quickest turnaround time yet. Next conflict will have moe versions of military hardware on Day 1

 

[Lone MacReady]

You know why they call it a FIAT, cause the Fucker Only Runs Downhill!!

It's a proven economic theory, all Fiat currencies return to their inherent value, absolutely Nothing.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I think Russia will come out ahead.

I don’t really get how some people will say Putin has planned for this for a decade but if Russia doesn’t achieve total victory in two weeks then it’s a total failure. Lots of goofball takes like this. Lots of people who think war is like the movies or their favorite animes where there is a clean victory.

The “west” (aka Burgerland) is pretty ignorant about all of this. I agree with those who say Amerimutts shouldn’t be allowed to talk about it here and this is coming from an Amerimutt. We have not a fucking clue about the history, just what we’ve seen in movies. It’s a sign of many that American hegemony is slipping but this has been in the making for years so no one political party can point fingers.

People need to stop thinking about this in American terms. If this was an American invasion going this badly for something that wasn't an immediate existential threat, congress would take action to limit the President's power and force him to cease hostilities. They told people to be ready for thousands of losses in Desert Storm, but everyone knew how low Iraqi morale was.

Russians have kind of a bug person mentality. Not like the gooks, but enough that they're ok being cannon fodder, because their lives are pretty shitty, and they don't have the false hope of worthwhile social mobility that their American counterparts have. They know their lives will continue to be shitty, so they do parachute drops without air support. They roll their tanks through forests without scout vehicles, screening infantry, or loitering air support. They eat MREs that expired in 2001, and don't care that their officers skimmed money that was supposed to go to maintaining vehicles and weapons, because petty corruption is a part of life in Russia. They follow orders directly from command, and don't care that they're not given flexibility the way American officers are. They don't think about their supply lines being overextended, because someone else is supposed to think about that. This thinking dates back to the days of the Tsars, and then Communism solidified the bugmind. It's probably how the mind virus of bolshevism was able to infect the Russians so effectively, and the Chinks even more. You can see it in the Russo Japanese War. You can see it in how they fought in WW1. Only someone like Lenin could deliver the right false promises to get them to turn, and that was after years of horrific losses and poor morale.
They're not gooks, so when faced with utter hopelessness, they piss their pants and surrender or run if there's not a commissar behind them. But for every one that gets captured or desert, three or four are able to pummel the enemy or rush past them. Best bet to defeat them is to be in particularly difficult territory, like the Japanese in the Russo Japanese War, or the Finns in the Winter War. Ukraine is not an island with a warrior culture and equally potent bugmind. Nor is it a tundra with well educated and motivated people, supplied by the Nazis with good weapons . The Russians have invaded Ukraine four times in the 20th century if I remember correctly. They'll probably get a fifth, unless globochomo can stop them with economic warfare and information warfare, similar to how the Germans stopped them by releasing Lenin.

It's also typical for the early days of a Russian military operation to be wraught with incompetence. It's a survival of the fittest situation. They can lose enough troops, so that the ones who survive become battle hardened. They're like the .1% of germs Clorox can't kill. Their parents threw themselves into the shit at Chernobyl and Afghanistan. Their grandparents threw themselves upon Nazi Germany without question. Their great grandparents threw themselves against Imperial Germany, and then against each other. Their great great grandparents drowned at Tsushima and were torn to shreds by artillery at Port Arthur. Now it's their turn.

We shall see if things have changed enough to make it fail strategically. But tactically, the Russians are winning in classic Russian fashion.

Spoiler: How to stop it

The glowies have all kinds of ways to fuck the Russians. That's why the USSR collapsed while the American ZOG empire continues to march on like a washed up bodybuilder who took too many steroids. Everything from Kissinger engineering the Sino-Soviet split to Reagan and friends arming the mujahedeen. But they're long games that usually end up becoming a case of "what goes around comes around". We kind of slept on our hijinks in the 2000s because of 9/11 and to a lesser extent China. We needed Russian help to have a chance in Afghanistan in the form of military passage and border enforcement. We slept on Vlad for 20 years, assuming he was a frenemy. Those days are over. Globochomo can still end him. He has overplayed his hand. But in the long run, it'll probably just end up helping Xi.

Other way it ends is if it turns out his subordinates were so afraid of him that they told gross lies, and Vlad didn't adjust for them. If that's the case, he'll end up like Ceaușescu or Nicholas II. They'll fucking eat him and his family if he loses this war. But he doesn't seem that stupid. He's not Lukashenko or Berdymukhamedov.

 

[More AWS-8Q Than You]

Anyone know where is the original livestream of the invasion as YouTube is making harder and harder to find shit by filling my screen with globalist shit when I am trying to find the original videos of like the trucks and vans below getting into Ukraine?

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I have been trying to find footage of this car and so far can't, I guess it was a made up meme since the original picture came from an Ukrainian poster.

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Here is today's Tucker monologue.

And included memes that I found today.

Spoiler: Memes

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Wait, did the Russians roll out a Pion/Malka? I don't know if 8" guns are necessary, but kinda want videos of shit just getting fucking wrecked by it.

 

[purpleflurp]

I wonder how many Kiwifarm users are gonna disappear once March 11th hits. This is the first time I can remember where a major country is disconnecting from the rest of the internet.

 

[tehpope]

Here is today's Tucker monologue.

>Tucker: (the crazy leftists) can have the sociology department
no mofo. Theses people need to be removed from every position of power. period. The right abandoning hollywood and the colleges in the 60s led us here. They need a bullet in the head like yesterday.

The last gas crisis/shortage at least saw the development and popularization of mopeds. So maybe we will get some different retard scooters this time around.

Inb4 the prices of motor bikes and mopeds increse 1000 fold. If you're not in the 1%, the only transport you got is bike, public transport, or walking.

 

[Jump]

I wonder how many Kiwifarm users are gonna disappear once March 11th hits. This is the first time I can remember where a major country is disconnecting from the rest of the internet.

The slav's on Kiwifarms.RU will be left to their own devices on their autisic little island. .
It will be interesting to see what type of wonders they come up with after years of independent evolution.

 

[Socrates]

Has Covid 2: Ukrainian Madness been released from the biolabs yet?

It's even worse than we imagined, HUNTER BIDEN LAPTOP funded UKRANIAN BIOLABS have released a powerful contagion only known by it's codename "Racism 2" into the russian lines. We have exactly 1 week before human extinction is achieved.

 

[Observotron]

I wonder how many Kiwifarm users are gonna disappear once March 11th hits. This is the first time I can remember where a major country is disconnecting from the rest of the internet.

Forgive my ignorance, but are they just getting restricted to the region (so they could technically use a VPN to circumvent the ban) or is it going to be a completely separate entity/structure to the rest of the global internet?

 

[Bob jensen]

Can we all recognize the green people wanting electric cars for the good of the planet need to mine the planet's resources for electric cars.. or is that too much cognitive dissonance...

 

[TurdFondler]

@No Batty Boys in Jamaica

I think it was Vice that caught up with some wounded Russian tankers at some shithole hospital, can't remember when but maybe it was after Crimea. The guy they interviewed basically said the autoloaders have a spectacular rate of failure, and there's no way to clear a jam. Everyone in the tank is aware when a round jams or misfires, but commander says "fire!" and you fire. Everyone gets horribly burned. Such is life.

 

[Still Anonymous For This]

Biden’s solution to the rising gas prices “all because of Putin”
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“Just have the poors buy $45,000 Teslas to solve the energy crisis,” says an actual retard.

Oil is used for more than just the gas in your car, you demented retard. It goes into plastics, the very fucking road you drive on, it is what powers a significant portion of our homes and business, and is (as of this moment) a keystone of our entire civilization.

I drive my fuel-thirsty square body Chevy about six thousand miles a year. If I were to replace it with a base model Tesla, which is so shitty in its production that it makes the actual Down syndrome engineers of Chevrolet in the 80s look like Mensa members, I’d be out $45,000.

Rounding up at $5 a gallon (which it isn’t), I spent about $2200 a year to drive 6,000 miles. It would take me 20 years for that investment to pay off at that rate and there’s no way that Tesla is still too to be chugging around after that much time or that the company will even exist.

This, of course, isn’t taking account of truck things I need my truck for, like towing trailers, carrying heavy shit, or lying to my friends that it is broke down when they need furniture moved.

I’ll keep my retarded truck, thanks.

 

[moocow]

but the moment America wakes up the entire conflict becomes about them.

Hell, I can practically set my watch by the endless reposting of this brilliant, witty, insightful observation nobody has ever noticed or mentioned before.