Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[naffatune]

One side shoots at the other during a war. Film at 11.

Still kino though. Not a lot of vids showing guys getting shot at; takes immense heart to be the cameraperson

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Tell me, former Americhildren, was there anyone that genuinely enjoyed Captain Planet?

No, kids only watched it when it was stuck on that channel in after school programs

 

[Lone MacReady]

Tell me, former Americhildren, was there anyone that genuinely enjoyed Captain Planet?

No, and Heart was a queer.

 

[IKOL]

They don't want the Ruskies getting a hold of the Wish Granter.

A little bit too late, Monolith as an organisation is formed, and everyone is fucked.

 

[Vesperus]

I think this is a mating call.

I'm desperate. What's his excuse?

 

[NyQuilninja]

I mean Russia is still deep in Ukraine, but we don't seem to have as many major movements. Looks like they're digging in to flatten Kiev.

Well at least the banks are having a good time

 

[doesnotglow]

Dude global conflicts are just like my favorite children's movie. The bad guy's bad because he's bad and the good guy's good because he's good.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Tell me, former Americhildren, was there anyone that genuinely enjoyed Captain Planet?

When we were dumb kids? Yeah it was alright. Looking back there was plenty of laughably retarded shit like the AIDS episode, or the one where they tried to tackle The Troubles and the Israeli-Palestinian conflict and the bad guys gave the IRA nukes

 

[Wash away the rain]

Been dying of a sinus infection who's winning?

Easier to tell you who isn’t : russia , Ukraine, bio lab havers , Biden’s party , the working class of the world (except probably China), the Arab states that need food, the eu, null’s feels and website efficiency, (you).

 

[BradCarter]

Tell me, former Americhildren, was there anyone that genuinely enjoyed Captain Planet?

It was one of those things I could only catch the end of. And only occasionally. It looked super cool and I was always glued to the TV during the end "fight" scene.

 

[Strix454]

Can someone enlighten me on why people feel the need to experiment with viruses like WuFlu and Marburg?

The story for civilians is that its about preparing for mutations of viruses and potential new epidemics from unknown viruses. That we are somehow kept safe by them increasing our knowledge of viruses.

The story not for civilians is quite different. The medical-industrial complex in the US is extremely interested in viruses and the modification of viruses to make them do different things. They can see all sorts of uses (military and civilian) from being able to do this. But this research is EXTREMELY dangerous and usually cannot be done in the United States. But they want it done. So what the US does is build facilities overseas and fund research overseas to do work which would be considered totally unethical, immoral or illegal within the United States. They either give researchers money to do "the bad stuff" directly or they gave them money to do something reasonable with a wink-and-nod agreement that the "real work" will be done on the side.
This is what Fauci and the others are really desperate to protect. They are fine with stories about the virus being created in China. But they DO NOT want the extent of the US medical research program overseas made into a public story or have public questions raised about why the US is funding medical research in places like Chinese government labs.

The reason for having a biological and medical lab of any sort in a place like Ukraine is that (a) Ukraine has an educated useful population to staff the place and (b) Ukraine is so politically corrupt that you could get away with nearly anything in terms of medical research.

 

[IKOL]

Dude global conflicts are just like my favorite children's movie. The bad guy's bad because he's bad and the good guy's good because he's good.

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I can't believe the artist succeeded in making zelensky to look even more retarded than he is irl. Mad respect, I tip my head.

 

[Vesperus]

Dude global conflicts are just like my favorite children's movie. The bad guy's bad because he's bad and the good guy's good because he's good.

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I don't know what you mean. "Harry Potter and the BIOLABS of UKRAINE" is my favourite book.
It glows in the dark.

 

[Freezard]

Tell me, former Americhildren, was there anyone that genuinely enjoyed Captain Planet?

In that way where you know it's lame but you watched it anyways because you're a kid and you're not picky about what's on.
And even then you make fun of the guy whose power ring gives him the ability of "Heart" instead of blasting people with fire.

 

[Wash away the rain]

The story for civilians is that its about preparing for mutations of viruses and potential new epidemics from unknown viruses. That we are somehow kept safe by them increasing our knowledge of viruses.

The story not for civilians is quite different. The medical-industrial complex in the US is extremely interested in viruses and the modification of viruses to make them do different things. They can see all sorts of uses (military and civilian) from being able to do this. But this research is EXTREMELY dangerous and usually cannot be done in the United States. But they want it done. So what the US does is build facilities overseas and fund research overseas to do work which would be considered totally unethical, immoral or illegal within the United States. They either give researchers money to do "the bad stuff" directly or they gave them money to do something reasonable with a wink-and-nod agreement that the "real work" will be done on the side.
This is what Fauci and the others are really desperate to protect. They are fine with stories about the virus being created in China. But they DO NOT want the extent of the US medical research program overseas made into a public story or have public questions raised about why the US is funding medical research in places like Chinese government labs.

The reason for having a biological and medical lab of any sort in a place like Ukraine is that (a) Ukraine has an educated useful population to staff the place and (b) Ukraine is so politically corrupt that you could get away with nearly anything in terms of medical research.

So TL;DR black ops: biohazard edition

 

[Freezard]

Dude global conflicts are just like my favorite children's movie. The bad guy's bad because he's bad and the good guy's good because he's good.

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Hold on a sec why does Volodymyr Potter have a Z on his head?
Has he turned his coat?

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Tell me, former Americhildren, was there anyone that genuinely enjoyed Captain Planet?

I recall some parents/teachers considered the show “educational” (lol), so it was kind of a “free cartoon” we could watch w/o cutting into our regular cartoon time. Individual scenes looked cool, but I don’t think any of us really paid attention to the messages (I swear, it might’ve been subliminal messaging — which is ironic given how parents were going through a moral panic about secret satanic messages being fed to children when the show was airing).

Also, happy 100 pages. Looking forward to 1900 more until thread 3 cones out.

 

[naffatune]

Hold on a sec why does Volodymyr Potter have a Z on his head?
Has he turned his coat?

Z stands for Zelensky. duh

 

[Happy Fish]

Tell me, former Americhildren, was there anyone that genuinely enjoyed Captain Planet?

I liked the episodes where they made Captain Polution as a kid, lol. Looking back, It was a proto SJW cartoon in every way.

 

[Vesperus]

Z stands for Zelensky. duh

Z stands for Zoomers.
That's why everyone is shooting them in the head.