Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Bixby Snyder]

Because the majority of social mass are retarded rando-brando, they give no shit about high matters such is nuclear physics and nuclear physics oriented engineering, operations with dangerous materials et cetera.
Besides the Chernobyl and Fukushima cases have born a literal boogeyman in minds of people that, if any nuke plant went boom - it's a big game over for the world overall. No, it's just a temporal setback in research, implementing the nuclear energy into daily energy provision routine. The real con here is, if such thing will happen (the boom, I mean) the area around the plant will be dead for a good while.

I don’t think people expect some massive nuclear explosion. It’s the leaking of radioactive material into the air, which would drift over Europe, that causes a fucking fearful reaction. If it started a meltdown and shit was spreading Europe would be getting poisoned and have to act.

Without power levelling, I was in Europe during Chernobyl shit and it was no joke. Couldn’t eat or drink local produce, had alarms telling you to go inside, and I also suspect it’s why I wasn’t allowed to give blood for 20 years (official excuse is mad cow).

The dramatic explosion is good for headline but is not the most dangerous part of that scenario.

 

[Strix454]

Tell me, former Americhildren, was there anyone that genuinely enjoyed Captain Planet?

The name of the only person who enjoyed it was Ted Turner.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

I liked the episodes where they made Captain Polution as a kid, lol. Looking back, It was a proto SJW cartoon in every way.

It was one of the first that really got the "we need a token character for every race" train started.

 

[Butter Keks]

Still?

Yup. Not like Ukraine is going to be stopping them.

Poland sent them a bunch of junked-out fighter jets that are going to kill some pilots. But it worked out well because Biden unconditionally said he would "replenish" Poland's aircraft if they gave some away. So Poland just got a bunch of new shit that my taxes will pay for.

 

[Mr Processor]

Tell me, former Americhildren, was there anyone that genuinely enjoyed Captain Planet?

Some people crushed on Dr. Blight. I was too old for cartoons at that point, but I get it.

 

[Candlelight Desolation]

Some of my neighbors have been putting blue and yellow ribbons on their mailboxes. I don't even need to ask them why blue and yellow ribbons. It's like everyone sperging out about BLM two years ago; normies getting latched onto causes because it's the thing to do, I suppose.

 

[Male Idiot]

I use the analogy of a washed up bodybuilder or wrestler.View attachment 3057893

Meanwhile Russia is like a synthol monster with a gun. Pumped up but really just a wimp full of oil. However, if you try to fight him, he has a gun. Everyone has to tread lightly around Vlad because of the nukes.
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So yeah, if you want to distill this entire conflict into a fight between two people, imagine 2022 Hulk Hogan trying to fight Kirill Tereshin, but Kirill has a Kalashnikov.

Xi and Modi are taking bets and watching on Pay Per View. The rest of the world is watching live and could get hit if Kirill opens fire.

I had the same thing in mind, but Russia being a maffioso on fentanyl and krokodil. Wasted yet utterly bestial and savage.

Now here is an idea, if we are moving it..why not move it to..The USA and tell all these third world shit holes to go fuck themselves?

Hold it right there magachud nazi! Donate to Azov and die for Israel!

We put Chinese circuit boards in the F-35. The American war machine would grind to a halt if we cut off China.

Galaxy brain move lol. Honk!

Magical how this faggot isn't banned but Trump is

If he glowed just a little more, unlimited renewables wouldn't be a watermelon dream.

 

[Butter Keks]

Some of my neighbors have been putting blue and yellow ribbons on their mailboxes. I don't even need to ask them why blue and yellow ribbons.

If they don't their house might get fire bombed.

Might wanna wear the ribbon.

 

[Vaclav]

I think having meth vs roids gladiatorial combat would be fun.

Call it the Cyber-Olympics. It would allow not only any drug, but any physical modification to the body. Fun times.

 

[AJneedsElocution]

Russian Army is not taking the shutdown of KFC in the Motherland at all well

 

[NyQuilninja]

Yup. Not like Ukraine is going to be stopping them.

Poland sent them a bunch of junked-out fighter jets that are going to kill some pilots. But it worked out well because Biden unconditionally said he would "replenish" Poland's aircraft if they gave some away. So Poland just got a bunch of new shit that my taxes will pay for.

And The beat goes on good to see this war is conventional taxpayer theft

 

[Happy Fish]

Hold on a sec why does Volodymyr Potter have a Z on his head?
Has he turned his coat?

That is the mark of him surviving evil like Harry Potter's lightning bolt. Now every time Putin tries to diddle him like Dumbledore did a magic barrier will protect him.

 

[Wash away the rain]

Russian Army is not taking the shutdown of KFC in the Motherland at all well
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Do wonder if those theories of the total information blackout for their troops are real or not, makes you wonder if they knew would they try to loot Western business first or try to burn them down out of spite.

 

[BradCarter]

Yup. Not like Ukraine is going to be stopping them.

Poland sent them a bunch of junked-out fighter jets that are going to kill some pilots. But it worked out well because Biden unconditionally said he would "replenish" Poland's aircraft if they gave some away. So Poland just got a bunch of new shit that my taxes will pay for.

Actually the migs have been rejected by the US.

 

[Butter Keks]

Actually the migs have been rejected by the US.

No they haven't. Cover story. Ukraine gets all the junk.

 

[Reddit Gold]

Actually the migs have been rejected by the US.

The Virgin Russian Logistics vs. The Chad NATO Bureaucracy.

 

[Meat Target]

Some of my neighbors have been putting blue and yellow ribbons on their mailboxes. I don't even need to ask them why blue and yellow ribbons. It's like everyone sperging out about BLM two years ago; normies getting latched onto causes because it's the thing to do, I suppose.

Put red, white, and blue ribbons on your mailbox. Watch them spaz out at the "Russian" colors.

 

[MrJokerRager]

I remember this highway, I posted a screencap or two from that camera back on the 24th -- this was shot near the Kakhovka Hydroelectric Station in Kherson (GTranslate), according to the Milinfolive VK group. The two watermarks on your first vid are from a couple Ukrainian ISPs. I have a 5 minute clip from this camera, but it's not the one that your mystery car appeared in, assuming this isn't purely a joke -- my clip doesn't have the black car in the lower right corner in it at any time.

From the 3 threads I found from the VK group that mentions this location:

Initial post from first thread with video clip and map copied below:




Here's a copy of the video clip from this thread, it's the only one I've found so far from this camera. Original video link is annoying and tries to nag you to log in, and the original is 4K/30fps so it buffers like a bitch.

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Here's the first post of the second thread, which includes the photo you're interested in. It's the first bullet point that relates to the silly car, I think. No one seems to have any more info on it, but they thought it was hilarious. ("Zorro! Is that you?")




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Someone in the thread cracked the joke "The situation's so bad Putin personally went to the front?", and another shitposter added this one:

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Last thread I could find that had anything about this particular stretch included the note that it was near the hydroelectric plant, and another angle up the street. But no cute little car.

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Thanks for finding me that footage.

Its apparently super hard to find raw footage of those videos showing Russian tanks crossing in since I get hit with like 20 piece of mainstream cable videos telling me how I should feel about the war rather than letting me find raw footage or raw videos.

I remember some friend of mine showed me footage of some Russian military vans and trucks going in a loop in some Ukrainian town, I don't remember the title no more and can't seem to find it.

Also been trying to find footage of which the Bukanka meme photos were taken which had them with the trucks together.



I try a lot of keywords like "raw footage' and "raw feed" and "live" and like "russian ukraine war" or "russian military invasion" and other variants and still get jack.

And this is the standard level of retardation on the liberal networks lol pushing for war.

 

[White_N]

Fucking USA has really tried to screw Poland over. Luckily our government caught up.

They are now refusing to accept our MIG planes and send them over to Ukraine. But they were totally supportive of us doing it (which could have resulted in Poland being suspended from NATO i believe).

It's actually quite worrying that even a warmongering powerhouse like US doesn't want to get involved in a war with Russia.

That ugly cackling bitch Kamala is coming to Warsaw tomorrow together with Justin Trudeau. Nobody in Poland gives a shit cos they know they are only here for a photo opportunity. Trudeau is gonna hug some Ukrainian refugees for the camera and tell them they are welcome in Canada.

Also i am utterly and totally shocked how two of the most unvaccinated nations in the world are currently mingling unmasked in super crowded places and no hospitals overwhelmed with covid yet.

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Translation: Go on, kick him, if anything I'll defend you

Oh no, how could this happen? This is unprecedented! The outrage!

 

[JohnDoe]

I liked the episodes where they made Captain Polution as a kid, lol. Looking back, It was a proto SJW cartoon in every way.

The name of the only person who enjoyed it was Ted Turner.

It was one of the first that really got the "we need a token character for every race" train started.

Ted Turner's SJW hardon for Captain Planet and the hatred for masculine violence bundled with that philosophy led to the death of Swat Kats. Which was the highest rated show in it's time slot and demographics, a potential media gold mine. Look at this:

It had jets, cycles, trucks, choppers, hot rods, missiles, bombs, guns, robots, killer robots
giant robots, mobster robots, insane AI robots, monsters (giant and regular), aliens(monster and intelligent), a Soviet dominatrix, mutants, sorcerers, heavy metal, masculine (cat)men kicking ass and saving damsels, a memorable rouges gallery, toyetic elements out the ass (the vehicles alone...), great animation quality, design and writing. The show had it all, and could have spawned an empire to rival TMNT if it hadn't been killed by Ted Turner so he could push Captain Planet.

Fuck Ted Turner and fuck globohomo, they ruin everything.