Jodee Norene Kalra/Everroad/Gust/Burns / Royal Black / Royal: ON AIR / Royal Lugosi / Skadi Violet - Exiled Onision/Aaron Carter Orbiter; Confirmed Pedochaser and Convicted Felon Who Not only LOST Custody of Her Kids, But STAYED With Her Pedo Ex-Husband Until She Was Arrested; Delusional Compulsive Liar that IP2 Doesn't Even Want

[Pippeyy]

It was back in July 2021.

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Jodee renamed her album from “I’ve done everything but release an album” to “You said I couldn’t so I did it twice!”. She’s seething at our reaction to her shitty music skills. All you did was use samples from GarageBand (that free music making app on the MAC), didn’t you?

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We all said she couldn't lose weight, leave her apartment or get pregnant but since she can't prove us all wrong by doing any of those things she will do it by making shitty music. That will show us, Jodee. You sure did do it twice....(let your husband rape your kids).

 

[Water-T]

Nobody said you couldn't do it, Jodee. This is because ANY moron can lift samples from the internet and cobble it together into something approximating music.

I honestly hope her music "career" takes off, only because I'd love to see Bloatdee go out in public and try to perform this stuff on stage where she can't hide behind 700 FaceTune filters

 

[Precocious Halfwit]

Nobody said you couldn't do it, Jodee. This is because ANY moron can lift samples from the internet and cobble it together into something approximating music.

I honestly hope her music "career" takes off, only because I'd love to see Bloatdee go out in public and try to perform this stuff on stage where she can't hide behind 700 FaceTune filters

I had a wonderful mental image of Jodee wheeling out her entire 'podcast' setup ('member the podcast that surprisingly went nowhere?) to hide behind. She's just at her desk activating samples like some one-woman electro act, her giant moon face and scary starey eyes peeping over the top of her pop shield at the five thoroughly bemused spectators who showed up out of morbid curiosity.

All very, very optimistic that she would ever take her music onstage, obviously. It's definitely Jodee taking herself on a 90s pop-punk nostalgia trip but my god, the bands who put that stuff out in the 90s actually put effort and heart into it. What Jodee has excreted into the world is so feeble that even Avril Lavigne would call it milquetoast!

 

[Water-T]

All very, very optimistic that she would ever take her music onstage, obviously. It's definitely Jodee taking herself on a 90s pop-punk nostalgia trip but my god, the bands who put that stuff out in the 90s actually put effort and heart into it. What Jodee has excreted into the world is so feeble that even Avril Lavigne would call it milquetoast!

Glad to see I wasn't the only one who noticed that the turd that Fatdee pushed out sounds like something from a pop-punk band from the early 2000s that barely cracked the Top 40 and were never heard from again.

 

[Dread First]

Even if Jodee didn’t concoct an elaborate lie about having twins, what makes her think that these kids won’t grow up to resent her just like her previous four? More to the point, what’s stopping them from learning about their estranged siblings once they get older? Imagine the horror on their faces when they learn their mother lost custody of all four of their half-siblings because she enabled a paedophil.

 

[Cyber Goose]

The music is so fucking bad. Onision levels bad.

 

[Frozen Winter Shitstick]

Can't wait for her next album "Yes, I'm near 40, but I still know how to make a fool out of myself" which will include her newest single "I'm smart... just look at all these articles I post but never read."

 

[PIÑA]

Someone send me these and I couldn’t help but . Shazam? Teslas? And who is going to play this music on their Tesla? With what audience? Jodee is being delusional and histrionic as always.

Be on the lookout for med school larping in the near future.


Is she going to start lying about studying as a gynecologist now?



She updated her all links.


Only one play and of course she would have a Ava Max playlist.


She doesn’t even know what EDM or electronic music is.


She’s going to have tours?

 

[Water-T]

which will include her newest single "I'm smart... just look at all these articles I post but never read."

And the smoking hot remix, "I LARPED as a reporter until Buzzfeed took down my article because I plagiarized it"

 

[Forgotten Snack Cake]

Yes please. I’d love to watch her go on tour until it’s cancelled because she’s called away by the CDC to develop the cure for cancer and her twin kids win awards for world peace that she has to attend.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Someone send me these and I couldn’t help but . Shazam? Teslas? And who is going to play this music on their Tesla? With what audience? Jodee is being delusional and histrionic as always.

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Be on the lookout for med school larping in the near future.
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Is she going to start lying about studying as a gynecologist now?
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She updated her all links.
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Only one play and of course she would have a Ava Max playlist.
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She doesn’t even know what EDM or electronic music is.
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She’s going to have tours?
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Imagine hyping up this garbage "music" rofl. Wtf would she do at a concert? Stand around and play her tapes of made up music?

 

[silkbeds]

Honestly guys, you should all be ashamed. This angel of a woman is getting a doctorate degree in medical psychology and going to law school. She's renovating her 6 bedroom 3 bathroom gated community house for her children that were horribly taken from her. She's fully editing and filming a very important documentary about her trauma. Helping run her husband's various businesses. All while also finding the time to make us some instrumentals? Y'all are missing out, she's literally incredible.

Spoiler: gosh

she's also literally very hot hot sexy hot would have sex with and i am literally jeff bezoz

 

[Actually Christian Bale]

Honestly guys, you should all be ashamed. This angel of a woman is getting a doctorate degree in medical psychology and going to law school. She's renovating her 6 bedroom 3 bathroom gated community house for her children that were horribly taken from her. She's fully editing and filming a very important documentary about her trauma. Helping run her husband's various businesses. All while also finding the time to make us some instrumentals? Y'all are missing out, she's literally incredible.

Spoiler: gosh

she's also literally very hot hot sexy hot would have sex with and i am literally jeff bezoz

You're forgetting she does all this while raising twin babies that are totally 100% real.

 

[PIÑA]

From tours to record labels. This bitch doesn’t know when to quit.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LQimBv_HWWs

This is the kind of writing Onision does.

 

[Forgotten Snack Cake]

From tours to record labels. This bitch doesn’t know when to quit.

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=LQimBv_HWWs

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Oh I get it. She’s making a joke by using the Royal We.

Can’t wait for this channel to fizzle in a month.

 

[Ghostface Killah]

Oh I get it. She’s making a joke by using the Royal We.

Can’t wait for this channel to fizzle in a month.

>implying it was crisp to begin with

 

[Ghoulie]

See, after an immigrant gets married he gets a sort of provisional greencard that’s valid for two-three years. But if you get divorced or they find you committing fraud it gets yanked. After about two years he can start the process of applying for the important one - the ten year green card. Covid has slowed that shit down significantly but I don’t see Anal sticking around after that 10 year permanent residency is secured. Once he has that he doesn’t need Jodee’s cooperation anymore.

I'm late and haven't finished catching up yet so sorry if this has been said already, but to add on to this: Anil wont be getting that anytime soon. I have a good friend that works for immigration and they're currently so short staffed it can take up to 15 years to get a green card.

 

[Migraineur]

Honestly guys, you should all be ashamed. This angel of a woman is getting a doctorate degree in medical psychology and going to law school. She's renovating her 6 bedroom 3 bathroom gated community house for her children that were horribly taken from her. She's fully editing and filming a very important documentary about her trauma. Helping run her husband's various businesses. All while also finding the time to make us some instrumentals? Y'all are missing out, she's literally incredible.

Spoiler: gosh

she's also literally very hot hot sexy hot would have sex with and i am literally jeff bezoz

And how could you forget her ballet ?! One of those bedrooms is surely a studio to practice in.

 

[PIÑA]

Jodee back at it again picking fights with nobodies on the internet. The guy who comments looks like he has schizophrenia or an ESL and if that’s the case, that’s not very psych/mentally positive/woke of you Jodee. At first, she literally thought this guy was a kiwi mole for her Twitter. Jodee is just jealous that this guy has over 200 subs and gets more views while she doesn’t.

Spoiler: Schizophrenic Slapfight on YouTube

I’m not going to bother posting the rest of the guy’s posts because they are all nonsensical.

The reason she’s so mad about this is because this guy is a carterverse uploader and has some live recordings from Aaron. Also, a dude who slanders the mother of his child and is a shit father himself doesn’t deserve privacy and respect, Hodee.

This one made me laugh the most. She tried to do Hindi-German roasting but it looks so dumb and something a white person would say. Also, for now on we should call her a “nut bar” since that seems to set her off into a huge narc rage.

 

[Water-T]

"I am not from India"? Didn't JYOTI claim that she was born there and came to the US as a child?

Once again, she can't keep up with her myriad lies