Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[starborn427614]

And the teaser has come.

It's good to have Ewan back.

 

[Sneed F91]

And the teaser has come.

Reposting what I said a few months ago because this is exactly what's going to happen:

1. First Trailer Drops
2. Full of memberberries and fanbaiting, promising something better than what we're actually going to get
3. Add prequel memes for good measure
4. Star Wars fans can't stop cumming their pants and consooming the product
5. Fans rejoice and believe the franchise is saved
6. Unreasonable levels of hype for no apparent reason
7. Show comes out
8. Barely above mediocre if not outright bad
9. Fans claim Star Wars is saved
10. Obi Wan is worthless and an unbearable faggot
11. New diverse human characters do everything better than him
12. Retcons the OT and PT
13. People point out how bad the show is
14. Fans say "NOOO just wait for the next episode then it'll get good/retcon the sequels"
15. Repeat until the end of the series
16. Last episode is nothing but fanservice that ties into the sequel trilogy
17. The fanboys get proven wrong like the dumbasses they are....again
18. Everybody forgets this show happened when Mando S3 trailer comes out
19. Cycle repeats

After watching the trailer, I'm not surprised at all. Holy fuck this show is ugly looking. Tatooine was so much more vibrant and interesting in ANH and the PT, but this just looks like Villeneuve's Dune movie. I haven't seen Filoni's Rebels so I don't know anything about the Inquisitors apart from their dumb as hell helicopter lightsabers. Because this is a prequel we know the bad guys are going to fail to stop Obi Wan from protecting Luke until ANH happens, so who gives a fuck?

I don't care that Ewan is back, I don't care that the actors for Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru from the PT are back. They are going to completely ruin them. I just want to know if they're going to shit on Luke as a kid like they've shat on Luke as an adult and an old man since Disney has owned Star Wars. The inevitable Vader vs Obi Wan fight that should never happen is going to happen and will probably suck too.

I am patiently awaiting the Star Wars fanbase getting BTFO'd again for the millionth time.

 

[Creep3r]

And the teaser has come.

• ☑ Filoni OC cameos (2 or 3 in the trailer so far)
• ☑ JewJew and Rian's ugly sequel aliens designed by that fag who no longer works at Lucasfilm
• ☑ Movie-only memberberries for nostalgia addicted casuals
• ☑ Blue milk signs everywhere
• ☑ Gay helicopter sabers
• ☑ Duel of Fates
• ☐ Duel of Fates confirms Darth Maul milking rumors
• ☐ Darth Maul presence confirms forced Aladdin's Rebels and Ahsoka cameos (I might as well mark it since Filoni can't control his orange fever)
• ☑ Overused inception-like bwompbastic remix
• ☑ Female lead and Filoni's OCs get more exposure than Kenobi in the trailer for his own show

Only positive to be gained from this is that hopefully Hayden is getting paid well for this and isn't getting a shit a deal.

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

TLJ is obviously terrible but I liked Rose's sister who was way more attractive than her. It's incredible that Rian cast a Japanese woman to be the sister of a Vietnamese woman because all Asians look alike anyways then having her like a Kamikaze pilot and killing herself.

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But her actress isn’t Japanese. She’s Vietnamese. Her name is Veronica Ngo.

And the teaser has come.

They show the black woman a hell of a lot in this trailer. I’m betting she’s going to outshine Kenobi here. That would suck really bad.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

It took less than a month for everyone to forget how shit Boba Fett was.

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

"The fight is over. We lost. We're done." Uh, seems pretty defeatist for a guy who brought Luke and protects him under the idea that Luke will be the chosen one that will save the galaxy. You know, the New Hope.

Also, the lead inquisitor here, according to leaks that have been confirmed by this trailer, is supposed to be "a female Revan character; even her name is 'Reva', based on Revan.". So, look forward to cringeworthy comparisons to Revan ahead.

 

[starborn427614]

It took less than a month for everyone to forget how shit Boba Fett was.

It's kind of hard not to when the main character starts and ends the exact same way.

 

[SamTheEagle]

And the teaser has come.

I spotted what I assume is child Luke.
"Did you build this T-16 model all by yourself? You'll be bulls-eyeing wamprats in Beggars Canyon in no time, Young Luke Skywalker! But it's harvest time, so run along back to your chores!"
Kill me.

 

[Mississippi Motorboater]

Okay, actual fucking question--what the fuck is Obi Wan wearing in these trailers/stills?

He looks like he's wearing some greasy wife-beater shirt. What happened to his Jedi Robes? The ones he fucking wore right at the end of ROTS, and is still wearing in ANH? Why does his costume in this look like such shit?

You had so many different options for what his costume could've looked like for this period, and instead of going with something like this...

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...we get this:

Is the budget for these shows dropping to the point where they can't even get decent costumes anymore? I've literally seen cosplayers do better than this.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Only positive to be gained from this is that hopefully Hayden is getting paid well for this and isn't getting a shit a deal.

As I and others have pointed out, he and Ewan did a great job with the shitty dialogue and clumsy directing from George.

I don’t begrudge the two for doing this for the money.

Fucking cursed.

 

[starborn427614]

Fucking cursed.
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Begun, the reaction wars have.

 

[Adamska]

• ☑ Filoni OC cameos (2 or 3 in the trailer so far)
• ☑ JewJew and Rian's ugly sequel aliens designed by that fag who no longer works at Lucasfilm
• ☑ Movie-only memberberries for nostalgia addicted casuals
• ☑ Blue milk signs everywhere
• ☑ Gay helicopter sabers
• ☑ Duel of Fates
• ☐ Duel of Fates confirms Darth Maul milking rumors
• ☐ Darth Maul presence confirms forced Aladdin's Rebels and Ahsoka cameos (I might as well mark it since Filoni can't control his orange fever)
• ☑ Overused inception-like bwompbastic remix
• ☑ Female lead and Filoni's OCs get more exposure than Kenobi in the trailer for his own show

Only positive to be gained from this is that hopefully Hayden is getting paid well for this and isn't getting a shit a deal.

Oh I won't be shocked if Maul comes in out of nowhere. Because the whills know that you can't write NEW characters and stories unless they're connected to Filoni autism in some way. Plus the natural retarded reaction would be to continue a boring long running feud with him.

Hey, remember when this was a galaxy wide setting? I think I've seen sitcoms with a bigger cast now.

 

[HandsomeDan]

And I see a black woman imperial and another woman imperial and blacks in every scene and stupid cartoon series looking inquisitors who never did exist in actual SW lore before the gay times... oh what could have been.

Seriously, I cant take this seriously with a character with afro braids, it does not look like SW at all.

Also good point above, another fucking series set in the desert of Tatooine, they are about to ruin the SW "western" vibe with this.

 

[Creep3r]

And I see a black woman imperial and another woman imperial and blacks in every scene and stupid cartoon series looking inquisitors who never did exist in actual SW lore before the gay times... oh what could have been.

Seriously, I cant take this seriously with a character with afro braids, it does not look like SW at all.

If the rumors are to be believed, the black imperial bitch is the same one from Chuck Windbag's books... Still expect Doomcuck and others to claim that Filoni is totally going to ignore the new stuff and retcon Chucky and JewJew's shit out of existence.

 

[The Nothingness]

Well the black Imperial will either turn and die saving Obi-Wan (probably from Maul) or turn and fuck off only to be added into new and existing material.

 

[Miller]

To be honest, they should have brought Maul for this miniseries, not Vader/Anakin.

And the teaser has come.

>the inquisitors from the Space Aladdin show
OH NONONONO....

Also how could they fuck up the prosthetics for the Pau'an Inquisitor? They must have all the references from Revenge in their archives, right?

 

[Übertroon]

The make up on the inquisitors is awful, they all just look like Jim Carrey as the Mask

 

[Creep3r]

To be honest, they should have brought Maul for this miniseries, not Vader/Anakin.


>the inquisitors from the Space Aladdin show
OH NONONONO....
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Also how could they fuck up the prosthetics for the Pau'an Inquisitor? They must have all the references from Revenge in their archives, right?

The make up on the inquisitors is awful, they all just look like Jim Carrey as the Mask

At first I thought it was the fat-headed bulky inquisitor from Filoni Rebels who always wore a big hat, but you're both right, its the Pau'an inquisitor with no name.

Like fuck the guy not only looks nothing like the original, but he doesn't even look like a Pau'an anymore. He looks more like a bald version of that lovable alien dude from Galaxy Quest crossed with The Mask.

 

[starborn427614]

At first I thought it was the fat-headed bulky inquisitor from Filoni Rebels who always wore a big hat, but you're both right, its the Pau'an inquisitor with no name.
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Like fuck the guy not only looks nothing like the original, but he doesn't even look like a Pau'an anymore. He looks more like a bald version of that lovable alien dude from Galaxy Quest crossed with The Mask.

I actually thought it was Palpatine for a split second, but no it's just chubby Quan Chi.

 

[Mississippi Motorboater]

Holy FUCK, that Inquisitor Makeup looks like shit. That looks like such shit. He looks nothing like the rest of his species.

This is like those horrendous Wookie costumes in Solo all over again: It's not like Disney/LFL have to speculate on how the makeup would work in a live action setting...it's been done right before, in 2005.