Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[DumbDude42]

So why would fighting for America against China be anything besides globohomo against bloodsucking leeches? Why should Americans care?

because if the chinks were to occupy america they'll give americans the uyghur treatment

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

Some Russians locked themselves in a tank and wouldn't come out while some Ukrainians are banging on the hatch telling them to come out.
Place I found it said they eventually did.

 

[Coccxys]

Took today.



That translates to:
Unleaded $8.13 a gallon
Diesel $8.58 a gallon

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I mean, I'd say it's also very hard to cover up footage of people bleeding from every orifice of their body due to some airborne bullshit made in a government lab, but who knows in this world, really.
Keep in mind the world totally shat a brick with Covid, and we know the fatality rate of that, could you imagine the reaction towards some sort of airborne shit with a 20% or more fatality rate?

This is why countries ban gain-of-function, but fuck me I guess.

Footage would get out, yes. But western media has no problems lying about absolutely everything, so they'd blame it on a Russian bioweapon or something instead. Sure, some crazies would be like "wait one moment" but then they get branded as conspiracy theorists and aggressively chased off any communication platforms, just like it happened during covid. At the end no one cares if some autists on the internet know the truth if the majority believes in the lie.

 

[DumbDude42]

Footage would get out, yes. But western media has no problems lying about absolutely everything, so they'd blame it on a Russian bioweapon or something instead. Sure, some crazies would be like "wait one moment" but then they get branded as conspiracy theorists and aggressively chased off any communication platforms, just like it happened during covid. At the end no one cares if some autists on the internet know the truth if the majority believes in the lie.

yeah we saw this play out already over the last two years. trying to talk about covid coming from that wuhan biolab would make people dismiss you as an insane conspiratard at best, or as a vile anti-chinese racist at worst.
your facts don't care about their feelings, true, but their propaganda doesn't care about your facts either, so you still lose.

 

[Borscht]

Probably not this. Russian army and russian population by a extent is pretty nostalgic for the USSR.
Modern Russia is uses a zombified almalgamation of the symbolism from opposing groups tho.

How many Russians did you talk to come to this conclusion, exactly? Are you talking from experience or from your ass some reliable source to make such a bold statement?

Because the only people nostalgic about the USSR are those born in the sixties who miss their youthful libido and guaranteed employment.

 

[JosephStalin]

Busy day today. What's the latest? Thanks!

 

[eternal dog mongler]

The idea that Russians are saving Ukraine from globohomo is completely dishonest. I can't even think what can be added.

The weird thing is that people figured out why Russia was invading before it even happened and then everyone stopped posting about it. So now we get all kinds of weird theories.

Spoiler: Ukraine cut Crimea off from potable water access. Russia eventually got fed up with it.

 

[Borscht]

Busy day today. What's the latest? Thanks!

Nothing much. All is quiet on the military side of things, Victoria Nuland actually admitted there were biolabs in Ukraine and Zelensky is simultaneously demanding NATO etablishes a no-fly zone and signalling to media he is prepared to reach a compromise during negotiations.

 

[IKOL]

The only reason Russia is 'struggling' now is because they are trying to use a delicate touch. They want to keep as much infrastructure intact and kill as few civilians as possible, for a number of reasons. If they had carpet bombed the place into oblivion like the US in the Gulf it'd be a lot easier, but messy.

Right. Here's a thing, though, as much as Putin (and whoever is in charge of this whole mess from the russian milgov side) want to keep casualties at the "tolerable" level, there is no sympathy from Ukraininans for what he's doing, nobody cares if he tried to surgically operate the troops, the fact is that no matter how accurate (lol) the whole operation goes ukes will not get respect toward him and us ruskies overall. No matter the amount of damage we might to bring the hate will be universally high. There's no way of denying it, yet somebody keep being a degenerate and believe lesser casualties would win some social credit from "freed" ukes. That's laughable an moronic, really.

If Zelensky and the globohomo west keep trying to stalemate this the conclusion will still be a Russian victory, but with a shit ton more dead Ukraine citizens. Not that Zelensky or his puppet masters care, they're only White serfs.

And so Zelensky need to be brought down to the Mother Ground somewhere near Pripyat's dead forest.

The Russian strategy is risky in that they have put large numbers of Ukrainian Army soldiers in their own rear areas often seemingly contained only by roadblock positions. Its also hard to tell if their strategy is to clear up the pockets or just let the Ukrainian Army forces sit trapped in them.

Why not both though?

Apparently (according to TASS) Putin is asking military prosecutors to “find and punish” individuals responsible for sending conscripts to Ukraine. Sounds like scapegoats are being set up to me.

Hold up, WHAT??? HOW?!

No just Russia it because Ukraine didn't invade someone else's territory and then claim it was all a country that's not involved in the conflicts fault

Why are you having a stroke?
Why are you gay?
Why are you such a retard?
Do you sniff anyone's hair by chance?
Why are you, I suspect, a pedophile in disguise?
Why are you Joe Biden's mimic?

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

How many Russians did you talk to come to this conclusion, exactly? Are you talking from experience or from your ass some reliable source to make such a bold statement?

Because the only people nostalgic about the USSR are those born in the sixties who miss their youthful libido and guaranteed employment.

Don't you guys have a weird version of sovereign citizens called soviet citizens? I swear more Americans miss the soviet union than anyone who lived in it.

 

[Borscht]

Don't you guys have a weird version of sovereign citizens called soviet citizens? I swear more Americans miss the soviet union than anyone who lived in it.

Yeah, it is a bizarre sect of two and a half people who claim Russia is a limited liability company that illegally collects taxes that go directly to Medvedev's private bank account and that the USSR still exists and everything there is free. EVERYTHING.

Flat earthers are sane compared to that particular bunch.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

still can't believe that the schizos were right about the biolabs in ukraine, fuck sketchy virus research so much

 

[FatalTater]

Fiery but peaceful bioweapons.

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

Hold up, WHAT??? HOW?!

Scapegoat some midranking officer now that Putin realizes that since half the army invading Ukraine is probably conscripts, he can't get out of this lie when they return home.

Good example of a scapegoat is the captain of the USS Indianapolis, which even though the guy asked for a destroyer escort in case of a Japanese submarine he got denied, and even though the captain of said Japanese submarine that sank the Indianapolis actually testified in his defense he still got court martialed which admittedly got remitted and was only cleared of any wrongdoing until long after he committed suicide.

 

[mate]

Between Ukraine banning exports and Russia's sanctions... 28% of the world's wheat supply has just disappeared.

Ukraine Bans Wheat & Grain Exports Vital To Global Food Supply, Citing Citizens Under Siege (source)
(https://archive.ph/41UWG)

"Russia and Ukraine together supply nearly a third of the world’s wheat and barley exports"

As many people in this thread know (but most normies have no idea)... The Arab Spring started because of a bad harvest in Eastern Europe. Put some compost on your living room carpet, lads. It's time to make bank.

And you know what they say... Rate this post informative or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Yeah, it is a bizarre sect of two and a half people who claim Russia is a limited liability company that illegally collects taxes that go directly to Medvedev's private bank account and that the USSR still exists and everything there is free. EVERYTHING.

Flat earthers are sane compared to that particular bunch.

I remember seeing a brief piece on them and them coming across as kinda nuts, but you explained it better with that one sentence. It does make me happy to see that weird kooks trying to get out of taxes exist everywhere.

 

[Raoul_Duke]

Between Ukraine banning exports and Russia's sanctions... 28% of the world's wheat supply has just disappeared.

Ukraine Bans Wheat & Grain Exports Vital To Global Food Supply, Citing Citizens Under Siege (source)

"Russia and Ukraine together supply nearly a third of the world’s wheat and barley exports"

As many people in this thread know (but most normies have no idea)... The Arab Spring started because of a bad harvest in Eastern Europe. Put some compost on your living room carpet, lads. It's time to make bank.

And you know what they say... Rate this post informative or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

She's already dead, you don't need to say that.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

Germany(America's client state) is just doing what they are told.

Germany has and always will have their own ambitions. Treating every european country as a hapless client kingdom of the US isn't giving them enough credit.

 

[Borscht]

I remember seeing a brief piece on them and them coming across as kinda nuts, but you explained it better with that one sentence. It does make me happy to see that weird kooks trying to get out of taxes exist everywhere.

It's mostly utility bills. The adherents stop paying for gas, electricity and water and end up either expelled from their apartments or buried under mountains of subpoenas because according to Russian law the state can't deprive you of your only place of residence.