Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DrJonesHat]

I mean, sometimes I will make an exception. But only for a nice guy

There better be generic cereal and store brand muffins on the kitchen table or I'm out.

 

[Pee Cola]

While most of us are stunning blondes with large breasts and flexible morals, we don't get into bed with anyone who makes under six figures. I mean, we have standards.

Some of us also like our saggy pant thugs. Every girl needs her chocolate.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I require a tall glass of chocolate milk on the nightstand.

The Hershey syrup kind. None of that powder shit.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Some of us also like our saggy pant thugs. Every girl needs her chocolate.

Personally, I prefer guys who wear their pants down around their knees.

 

[Drowningman]

Don't forget we are all 10"s who are NFL cheerleaders too.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

But we are his biggest fans. Why doesn't Russ love us?

It's a cruel irony. Russes only fans are people who laugh at every stupid thing he does. Did Russ wish for a fanbase on a monkeys paw or something?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Did Russ wish for a fanbase on a monkeys paw or something?

Maybe on one of those mean genies?

 

[DrJonesHat]

Maybe on one of those mean genies?

Some genies are female. He probably got one of those and tried to get her to fuck him without using any wishes. We were her response to his wish to be famous.

 

[odumegwu]

Self reflection, maybe?

I think, especially considering that Reddit ret-ard outing him recently, he's afraid of "trolls" giving bad publicity to his song. He feels persecuted I guess.

Some of us also like our saggy pant thugs. Every girl needs her chocolate.

Ewww, I prefer mocha.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

There better be generic cereal and store brand muffins on the kitchen table or I'm out.

I just want someone who will provide for my private, offshore bank account me financially

 

[DrJonesHat]

I just want someone who will provide for my private, offshore bank account me financially

I just want someone whose money I can steal and run off to a nice tropical island that's a non-extradition country with my harem of buff men.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I just want someone whose money I can steal and run off to a nice tropical island that's a non-extradition country with my harem of buff men.

Maybe we could find a nice janitor with a paralegal degree who works 3 jobs that could fund that for us? Oh if only there were such a man out there

 

[DrJonesHat]

Maybe we could find a nice janitor with a paralegal degree who works 3 jobs that could fund that for us? Oh if only there were such a man out there

I know Russ is pretty much broke, but we've seen how focused he can get when he thinks he's going to get laid. I wonder if some pretty girl on Instagram couldn't spin a sob story about needing just a little more money to make her rent, and how ever so grateful she'd be to Russ if he could help her. I think he would jump at the chance to be some girl's knight in shining armor if he thought he was going to get sex out of it. Then she vanishes. If she only scams like $200-300 from one guy at a time, and uses a different name each time, she could get away with it for a while. The FBI rarely gets involved for amounts that small unless they think something larger is going on.

 

[Drowningman]

I know Russ is pretty much broke, but we've seen how focused he can get when he thinks he's going to get laid. I wonder if some pretty girl on Instagram couldn't spin a sob story about needing just a little more money to make her rent, and how ever so grateful she'd be to Russ if he could help her. I think he would jump at the chance to be some girl's knight in shining armor if he thought he was going to get sex out of it. Then she vanishes. If she only scams like $200-300 from one guy at a time, and uses a different name each time, she could get away with it for a while. The FBI rarely gets involved for amounts that small unless they think something larger is going on.

Oh I've been waiting on that one to happen and if he goes into a casino and flashes some cash,it might just become reality. Those grifter girls know a sucker when they see one.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Oh I've been waiting on that one to happen and if he goes into a casino and flashes some cash,it might just become reality. Those grifter girls know a sucker when they see one.

If he were to win like a grand or so, I don't think an attractive female grifter would have much trouble releaving him of his winnings. He is so easily manipulated when it comes to women. I mean, he thought Katy Perry herself wanted to meet him and fuck him. He sent a covered nude because he thought it would get him into an attractive female celebrity's pants. Imagine what he'd do if he thought he was going get laid right then.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

If he were to win like a grand or so, I don't think an attractive female grifter would have much trouble releaving him of his winnings.

I know Russ is pretty much broke, but we've seen how focused he can get when he thinks he's going to get laid. I wonder if some pretty girl on Instagram couldn't spin a sob story about needing just a little more money to make her rent, and how ever so grateful she'd be to Russ if he could help her. I think he would jump at the chance to be some girl's knight in shining armor if he thought he was going to get sex out of it. Then she vanishes. If she only scams like $200-300 from one guy at a time, and uses a different name each time, she could get away with it for a while. The FBI rarely gets involved for amounts that small unless they think something larger is going on.

So what you are saying is, I need to create an fake insta-thot account and start scamming Russ

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Nick announced in DM's that he plans to cover the new Mel and Russ docs

 

[JektheDumbass]

Nick announced in DM's that he plans to cover the new Mel and Russ docs

I'm sure he'll get right on that, five hours into his random nonsensical babblings.

 

[DrJonesHat]

So what you are saying is, I need to create an fake insta-thot account and start scamming Russ

Of course not. That would be illegal and we are all paragons of virtue.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

He looks like he is going bald and trying to comb his hair over. Also, wtf is up with him keeping that live button there on his camera? Shitty pic Russ

Good news, the music announcement is back. But limited posts allowed