DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DerichLovesSSI]

I think the Papa has the best pizza among the big 4 (Papa, Hut, Dominos, Little Caesars)

Off topic:

Spoiler

Papa was ok overall but not really for the price. 7/10
I’ve had Pizza Hut once and the crust stuck to the roof of my mouth like peanut butter so 0/10
Dominos I like mainly because of the shit they put on the crust, it’s amazing even though it’s just like garlic oil or whatever 9/10
Caesars is stupid good for the price. 9/10 would prefer Dominos but $5 large pizza is hard to beat

On topic: Phil’s a fat dummy

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Yeah, Phil's a special kind of retard.

• "Fighting games need a serious injection of new content and hype." is a pretty funny thing to say from someone who's only played Super Turbo and dropped every other fighting game within a day. Also, why is he talking about EVO like it's a game that needs DLC? It's a tournament. A tournament for some of the biggest fighting games with the largest communities. Of course some games are bound to show up in EVO, especially SFV, DBFZ, and Tekken.
  
  
• "EVO Lineup is just a few old games and KOFXV where the meta is crap". Yeah, no, fuck off. This is Granblue Fantasy Versus's first time in EVO iirc, and theirs is a community that was begging for a big tournament like this, because a lot of players considered the game dead. My hope is that EVO gets new and even current players to play GBFV and Skullgirls, since they also do sales for fighting games while EVO is going on. A big tournament like this is a step up for the community and I hope it helps them. Phil's just being a contrarian faggot like he always does.
  
  Also in his unintelligent hot take, Phil fails to mention that Melty Blood Type Lumina has only been out for six months and is actually pretty recent, which proves once again that Phil does no research on anything because his brain is underdeveloped and his parents are likely siblings.
  
  
• Calling KOFXV's meta crap is a shit take. Phil, you tried to play the game the same way you always do... like's it's Super Turbo. And it didn't work. You tried fitting a square peg into a circular hole, and it didn't work, so you bashed it against the wall and cried for your trainset. That's not the fault of the game, and saying that the game has shit mechanics without ever having used them is an insult to the game and it's community and this is why old heads in the FGC wish you sunsetted yourself when you were chased out of the community.
  
  
• "There needs to be NEW games!" - Man who plays a fighting game that players abandoned 14 years ago.
  
  
• "This shit is boring." - Your opinion, Phil, and it's shit. If you don't like EVO, then don't fucking watch it. EVO is for the players and communities that actually give a shit about fighting games, and the game developers to draw in more new or curious players by having pros put on a show.
  
  Phil, your fans don't give a shit about fighting games, and you yourself don't give a shit. Yet every year, you've bitched about the EVO lineup. What the fuck do you WANT them to do? Do you want them to fucking cancel Tekken, SFV, DBFZ, and Guilty Gear just so you can relive a Super Turbo fantasy that died a long ass time ago? Fuck off, faggot.

”there needs to be new games!”
while Melty is on the list

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'm noticing this sudden increase in needing to be rewarded, did he actually quit champions and now needs his ass pats somewhere else.

lol. no. roster is still growing

he can't wear the platinum vest because it's hot in renton and the sun is beating down on his office.

Meanwhile on this plane of reality....View attachment 3058900

and I only looked that up cause when it's sunny he bitches about the sun and how of all things the sun is bright, but didn't today

Regardless, he's in control of the interior temp.

 

[PieceofShet]

Why isnt he live reacting to state of sony presentation? Thats just an hour, he could play ER after too...

 

[Wasabi Panda]

interesting, not only is this "I need validation for doing things in a videogame, am I a good boy mommy?" coming up a lot more often but he just said a message in a souls game that usually is for luls or trolling "promised" there would be a grace ahead.

it's almost like he's regressing into a child.

lol. no. roster is still growing

Regardless, he's in control of the interior temp.

This is true too

 

[Lazycunt]

I'm noticing this sudden increase in needing to be rewarded, did he actually quit champions and now needs his ass pats somewhere else.

He goes on and on and on about how the side quests in Horizon don't give him good rewards. like more than a passing mention. Like it really bothers him. Then there's just this stream he keep mentioning getting rewarded for doing something or questions where his reward is for playing the game. Like just now he was told that this tower is part of a side quest and he won't be able to progress. He doesn't care, he wants to kill the mage for his reward.

it's like some weird Pavlov's dog thing, where WWEC conditioned him that he gets rewards for doing things in a game so not he's salivating anytime he does something in a game

Because fuck playing a game and doing side content for enjoyment or knowing some extra law.

Phill doesn't know how to just enjoy a game, it has to give him the ultimate weapon and hold hand him through the entire game.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Phil vetoes the Plat vest from the poll because it's scorching hot with the beading sun in the awfice.

Little did he know that they are voting for beige now, which is practically the same but can't conduct any heat like a baked potato.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

https://youtu.be/MS9Wby6ApbQ

This time Phil will get banned from X for sure!

I want Phill to get banned from sites the much as the next guy but he's literally untouchable to these kinds of things, the guy said nigger (twice) in the current year and nothing happened.

For those who want to watch properly;

I tried to paste that exact video but saw yours and wanted to expand too, I thank you for posting it too

I stay away from Phil for 8 hours and lo and behold another spectacularly boneheaded DSP Projection in which he can't reallocate time to play with his subservient fans and actually do something worthwhile...

 

[UaineRunei]

Make you kinda think why Phil changed his schedule to mostly Elden Ring. He has been hitting the tips goal for Elden Ring every stream for the last week now. I'm gonna guess that some of his whales said they will pay big money if he keeps playing everyday.

Another weird thing is how many mods are there during those streams. Swagginz, Fehu, Ansheng, eternal_napalm and Elipsion.

I said that before, but his mods are probably the biggest paypigs around.

 

[JamFlowMan]

I genuinely don't think Phil is going to beat Elden Ring because his brain don't work good enough. I guarantee he'll pull off a "I've been told," segment and head straight to the Mimic summon the moment it becomes available but even then I don't think he'll make it through to the end.

He'll putz around at a snails pace until the tips start drying up then say fuck all the side quests and bum rush the main objectives so he can see the credits and get that real gaymer street cred.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Why isnt he live reacting to state of sony presentation? Thats just an hour, he could play ER after too...

Because Phil isn't a games journalist. That's not his job to report gaming news. He just plays games like a regular guy.

You would have known this if you listened to the gaming news segment of his gaming journalism podcast.

 

[Pisstrooper]

found his favorite brand of cheese, but definitely isn't reading guides.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Hey look another fighting game for Piggy to shit on.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

I have no idea why DSP refuses to stream WWE champions and just outright beg for roll money. Plenty of streamers are more honest about it and stream mobile games. Why doesn't DSP tap into those games?

Short answer: his ego. Long answer: Because the moment he decides to stream WWE Champions, that would prove that the mentally ill morons that were right! Dave wants to give the illusion he's poor. He want to give the illusion that he's "struggling" financially, but the bank leaks show otherwise. The idiot is living high on the hog, but he can't budget to save his life.

The idiot has made at LEAST $2 million dollars in his life and only has a high level WWE Champions level to show for it, along with a nook full of crap, and a condo. A mentally ill person would've brought in a financial advisor and figure out how a big chunk of money to live on, while living the life of someone a la Tom Anderson, and live off of the interest. That or easing away from YouTube and do something else.

However, that's not what Philly boy learned from that fancy college book learnin' with that business degree.

If only Phil got that Wolverine toy and his family was wealthy, he wouldn't have to beg Derich's for their SSI checks.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

https://youtu.be/MS9Wby6ApbQ

This time Phil will get banned from X for sure!

I want Phill to get banned from sites the much as the next guy but he's literally untouchable to these kinds of things, the guy said nigger (twice) in the current year and nothing happened.

no harm in trying

 

[DukeMorty]

Hey look another fighting game for Piggy to shit on.

That game is a remaster of the PS3 version that got 7/10's from journalists and 8/10's by players. I have seen people play this game still on Twitch and it seems to be well liked, especially with anime fans. That being said I think Phil will shit on this game, and we might get that infamous saying from him "It is a twink fighter". But not because it plays like a twink fighter but that there are twink looking people in the game.

Will he play it? Maybe but I bet he will let his audience decide and only if he has a slow gaming month. Although he could replace SF2 with this game and give it a try but he will make excuses until his audience cries to him about it.

 

[snort inquisition]

anyone notice the weird shit he's been doing with his tongue and his lip lately? looks like he's turning his tongue sideways in his mouth to make sure it's still there or some weird shit, any health reasons where his lips or tongue go numb?

edit because i managed to get a screencap of it, but it's not the best example

 

[Pisstrooper]

He has to be handheld with literal coordinates now...

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

That game is a remaster of the PS3 version that got 7/10's from journalists and 8/10's by players. I have seen people play this game still on Twitch and it seems to be well liked, especially with anime fans. That being said I think Phil will shit on this game, and we might get that infamous saying from him "It is a twink fighter". But not because it plays like a twink fighter but that there are twink looking people in the game.

Will he play it? Maybe but I bet he will let his audience decide and only if he has a slow gaming month. Although he could replace SF2 with this game and give it a try but he will make excuses until his audience cries to him about it.

Yeah the game is a very much simplified fighting game that's primarily aimed towards Jojo fans to have a fun experience seeing whose muscular posing man is strongest, most combos are based on doing autocombos and stuff like that and it only runs on 30 fps if I recall. Still, a few years ago I remember seeing someone discovering and exploiting a glitch which allows you to do some crazy extended combos which has now become standard tech. It's still somewhat popular, not as much as the Capcom Jojo game, and most players now play a fan modified, more balanced version using RPCS3.

 

[San Dimas High School]

When I think of how much better his life would be right now if mobile games didn't exist...

The answer to this is no better. He'd just find another way to consume. It's not like mobile games are his only frivolous expense.