Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[TurdFondler]

Hasn't Flint gotten its water cleaned a while ago already?

No idea, wiki says most of the service lines are done but I keep hearing that areas immediately around Flint still have issues and likely they never touched whatever domestic lines exist.

 

[Kane Lives]

I wonder if Biden had a spine and straight up said a few days before the invasion that the US would put boots on the ground if Russia invaded if Putin would have gone ahead with the whole thing or not.

I doubt he would in this case.

On that note, I can 100% believe a hypothetical President Trump would threaten exactly that, along with "I'll fucking glass Moscow for lulz too"

 

[naffatune]

Could just be stealth theme. Its how I use KF at work.
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Picturing a moment where your boss walks up and some guy named "HailHortler123" with a loli profile pic blows your cover

 

[Marley Rathbone]

To play devil's advocate: no country would even want its closest allies snooping around in its top-secret biological research, let alone its enemies.

If we have to fund 300 overseas sites for this research, why couldn't we do all the research in the United States? What would be the point in funding biolabs in Ukraine in 2010?

 

[Matt Damon]

To play devil's advocate: no country would even want its closest allies snooping around in its top-secret biological research, let alone its enemies.

True, but the weird preemptive "THERE'S NOTHING IN THAT LAB AND IT'S TOTALLY GONNA BE A RUSSIAN FALSE FLAG, I SWEAR" comments really lead me to believe there's some damning shit going down in those labs.

 

[(‿ˠ‿)]

They get 95octain at the pump. Best we can get around here is 93 and its always 10-20cents more then 87 pisswater.
Putin please take over USA.
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fyi Europe and the US get the same gas just graded differently. They use RON while we use AKI so their 95 octane is the exact same thing as our 90 or 89 grade fuel . Higher octane isn't even better, it's actually harder to set off and iirc has a slightly lower energy density than the 87 "pisswater" that low-compression engines normally need. This is because octane isn't a measure of purity or energy but rather a measure of resistance to detonation under engine compression. My understanding is that if you use 87 AKI in a forced-induction or high compression engine designed for say 93 AKI it's probably gonna detonate prematurely during the piston's compression stroke and create a knock, but if you put premium in a car designed for 87 you're at best just wasting money. You'll likely even lose fuel efficiency and have rough or loping idle as your engine struggles to adjust spark timing and fuel trim to ignite the more stubborn high-octane fuel, at least from what I've seen from a couple of morons who had problems after assuming it was better because number bigger and used it in their economy car

The higher price of high octane just comes from the fact that their additive packages suffer from lower economy of scale than 87, and that traditionally high-compression engines were found in sport or luxury cars whose affluent owners would gladly pay more if they thought the gas was inherently better. calling higher-octane fuels "premium" is marketing bullshit to begin with, well thanks to coming to my tedX talk about gasoline

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I wonder if Biden had a spine and straight up said a few days before the invasion that the US would put boots on the ground if Russia invaded if Putin would have gone ahead with the whole thing or not.

Biden literally said on national tv: have a go we won’t do shit.

 

[Jump]

with a loli profile pic blows your cover

Nope. Nool thought of that.

I can't see your loli pfp

 

[Quintex96]

I saw a little bit of discussion regarding what the Z, V and O on Russian vehicles mean.

It's obviously them correctly predicting what will be embargoed and flaunting it.

V=Vodka
O=Oil

The next thing will begin with Z, we just have to work out what it is.

 

[Aidan]

Could just be stealth theme. Its how I use KF at work.
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big ups to whoever had the idea for the stealth theme, I've been using it lately just to keep up with this thread out in the wild. I don't need horrific tranny avatars attracting shoulder surfers.

 

[Jarolleon]

Ted Turner

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Has the Captain Planet generation seized power yet, or is it still boomers making all these decisions?

 

[Mr Processor]

With the Russian Army slowly encircling Kiev, I think now is the appropriate time to start bets on what happens with Zelensky. I normally wouldn’t be down for wagering on the death of most people, but this absolute manlet has both tried to start WWIII at every turn while throwing babushkas and teenagers into combat while he shows off staged photos of him wearing rifle plates in 2020.

What Will Happen to Zelensky?

1. Zelensky does everyone a favor and an heroes himself in the Jew Bunker underneath the capital with Russian troops outside. Azov Battalion gutted.
2. Zelensky surrenders himself to the Russian Army. He either gets executed or becomes Dmitry’s new Jew toy in Siberia.
3. Zelensky is a True Western Hero and dies in a gunfight or trying to rescue nonexistent babies from being shelled in a hospital or something.
4. Zelensky escapes while making videos about how Ukrainians should die for their country.
5. Zelensky dies in the atomic exchange between East and West.
6. Zelensky isn’t even in Kiev, you stupid faggots. The Jews win again.
7. Zelensky gets popped by the CIA who blame it on alt-right Trump supporting crypto miners working for Vladimir Putin.

What Do I Get if I Win?

Random spergs in this thread will probably scrounge through your post history and start giving you mean stickers.

What Do I Think?

What I hope for: Zelensky pops himself in the mouth with a Makarov and the footage gets leaked by Russian GRU for us to laugh at.

What we will get: Zelensky will probably escape at the last second, get whisked off in a Blackhawk at the Ukrainian border, and piss and moan for twenty years about muh free Ukraine before dying of old age polonium poisoning.

I figured he'd end up leading a Ukrainian government in exile from an expensive London flat to make trouble for Russia for however long he lives. I don't think he'd ever an hero himself. If he has any kompromat that might be valuable to the Russians in dealing with the Biden administration, he might hand it over to be more comfortable in prison if he gets captured. So, unless he ends up as collateral damage to a bomb or something, I suspect he ends up out of this alive. Washington might prefer him as a martyr, and they would certainly want him as a martyr if he tells the Russians anything blackmail worthy.

 

[naffatune]

Nope. Nool thought of that.
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I can't see your loli pfp

Yeah I knew some feature like this would be there. I just thought it'd be funny if it wasn't.

"Hey man, you're doing a bang up job but who's Ben Affleck and why does he have a Matt Damon pfp?"

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

The Aralsk-7 complex was decommissioned a couple of decades ago via a joint US/Russia team (and some euros that tagged along).

Yes, and the facility was abandoned, leaving petri dishes with live cultures behind to this day.

 

[The Ugly One]

To play devil's advocate: no country would even want its closest allies snooping around in its top-secret biological research, let alone its enemies.

Yeah, imagine outsourcing that kind of resource to a hostile country like China or something. That would never happen.

 

[Lards and Lasses]

I saw a little bit of discussion regarding what the Z, V and O on Russian vehicles mean.

It's obviously them correctly predicting what will be embargoed and flaunting it.

V=Vodka
O=Oil

The next thing will begin with Z, we just have to work out what it is.

But of course! It's a biological derivative of Zyklon-B being made in the Ukranian biolabs! It's all coming together!

 

[Puff]

Never forget, you're here forever.

Eventually something has to give, right?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Has the Captain Planet generation seized power yet, or is it still boomers making all these decisions?

You mean Millennials? Gov is obviously still mainly Silent Gen fossils but marketing and PR as well as some big corporate stuff I'd say yeah. Look at how many millennials, even normie wagies, buy into the climate doom cult. There's talk that part of what sent Hillary's staffers off the deep end when she lost and they went and berated the DNC is that a bunch of them legit believed that without Queen Cunt we were all gonna die of climate change in 12 years

 

[tehpope]

Gas is $3,99 around San Antonio. It was like $2.99 a few weeks ago.

Has the Captain Planet generation seized power yet, or is it still boomers making all these decisions?

the boomers will hold on to their power until they drop dead.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Can the Russians get Stalingraded or march into K(y)iev already, we haven't had good shit to talk about for days.

Stalingrad works if the flanks are weak and the Russians are masters at making sure their flanks don't collapse but the other guy's does.

The weird thing about Stalingrad was that it wasn't just Germans versus Russians but Germans and their retarded useless allies versus Russia.

Germans trusted their flanks to their retarded useless allies and it collapses, leaving the Germans to be surrounded like an Anaconda and then get raped.

Plus Hitler ordering the 6th army not to leave, made things much worse as there was an attempt to break them out, and they were only 17 miles away by the time the 6th surrenderd.

Hitler's mistake was being egotistical and not letting the 6th army withdraw and the 6th army's general was too much of a pussy to tell Hitler to suck kike dick and move out before the Soviets fully encircled them.

By the time it was encircled, for the Soviets it was destroy them all now or they will live another day.