Manosphere Mystery Man - SlutHate dumbass who couldn't leave well enough alone

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Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. said:
Why? Why would you ever?
This entire thread is an embarrassing monument to what a jackoff you are. Why draw attention to it?
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Well I don't really care if people think I am a jackoff. My goal is to be a jackoff:

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^ That should be me.
 
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MysteryMan said:
Well I don't really care if people think I am a jackoff. My goal is to be a jackoff:

geordie-shore-cast-11-june.jpg


^ That should be me.
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Yeah if word got out about your internet footprint you'd still have a rotten reputation with your new social circle. It's no like you'll be the only guy with abs and a haircut there, girls will still laugh at you for being a virginal wizard and fuck some other guy with your haircut and less baggage.
 
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ChuckSlaughter said:
Yeah if word got out about your internet footprint you'd still have a rotten reputation with your new social circle. It's no like you'll be the only guy with abs and a haircut there, girls will still laugh at you for being a virginal wizard and fuck some other guy with your haircut and less baggage.
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Well I only need a bit more confidence. Probably with slight physique improvements and hair improvements I would be physically prepared to go to Zante. Then I just need to get my inner self in check. It's kind of possible to cheat with alcohol but it's better to feel uninhibited and free all the time.
 
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MysteryMan said:
Well I don't really care if people think I am a jackoff. My goal is to be a jackoff:

geordie-shore-cast-11-june.jpg


^ That should be me.
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Well, good fucking luck.
Because regardless of what you should be, what you are is a pasty, awkward friendzoned guy with zero social skills and a victim complex.
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MysteryMan said:
Well I only need a bit more confidence. Probably with slight physique improvements and hair improvements I would be physically prepared to go to Zante. Then I just need to get my inner self in check. It's kind of possible to cheat with alcohol but it's better to feel uninhibited and free all the time.
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You do realize you're a fucked up person and people go to therapy and do yoga and meditate and shit and still never reach that goal?
You're no dali lama bro.
 
ChuckSlaughter said:
You do realize you're a fucked up person and people go to therapy and do yoga and meditate and shit and still never reach that goal?
You're no dali lama bro.
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What I'm referring to here is social freedom, not spiritual enlightenment or anything like that. I need more of that. My "fucked up" is so common now that it's more like the normal. People are more obsessed with how they look than ever before as you probably know and I'm just another one of those people, except I also happen to have too much time on my hands! Even the guys I posted from Geordie Shore, they are doing the same things as me, worrying about their hair, teeth etc... But they're just fine.

What I need to work on here psychologically is becoming more comfortable with the hotter women. That's something I should probably get started on soon... It's just a case of constant exposure.

The main factor in everything is that I let myself drop all the way to ROCK bottom in terms of appearance, weight etc. (and just everything in general to be honest. Even my schoolwork went out the window) in my late teens, and the climb back up is shockingly difficult. If instead of being addicted to CS:S and eating large pizzas every day I'd spent my time playing sports etc. I would never have had to do all of this.
 
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Sanae Kochiya said:
I'm not sure what's more autistic.

The fact that this thread got necroed.

Or the fact that the cow came back because it was necroed.
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That's partially my fault. Don't blame @Cave. You guys needed some excitement.
 
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MysteryMan said:
What I'm referring to here is social freedom, not spiritual enlightenment or anything like that. I need more of that. My "fucked up" is so common now that it's more like the normal. People are more obsessed with how they look than ever before as you probably know and I'm just another one of those people, except I also happen to have too much time on my hands! Even the guys I posted from Geordie Shore, they are doing the same things as me, worrying about their hair, teeth etc... But they're just fine.

What I need to work on here psychologically is becoming more comfortable with the hotter women. That's something I should probably get started on soon... It's just a case of constant exposure.

The main factor in everything is that I let myself drop all the way to ROCK bottom in terms of appearance, weight etc. (and just everything in general to be honest. Even my schoolwork went out the window) in my late teens, and the climb back up is shockingly difficult. If instead of being addicted to CS:S and eating large pizzas every day I'd spent my time playing sports etc. I would never have had to do all of this.
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First of all, I'm back niggas. Prepare for a dose of my awesome words and shit. And if you wanna fight me, you gotta wait in line cuz there's a shitton of motherfuckas who wanna take a swing.

And to this dude, better late than never. These faggots criticise these sites but the truth is most of them ain't got a life either. They just bullies, picking on who they perceive is the weakest common denominator. If you take care of yourself you gonna be better than these losers.

My routine, eat at least one home cooked meal a day (high protein, no oil, sugar, or salt added), workout five days a week (hard workout for 30 mins on each major exercise - bench, pullup, squat, deadlift, pushup) then 30 more mins more relaxing and toning (use the machines if you're tired, or if you're having a kickass day, keep up the heavy lifting). Also run 15 km a week, split it up how you like. And be sociable. Don't be a hermit, go out and have fun, even if you can't bang no bitches at the start you finna meet some fine prospects along the way. And stop masturbating too much, not because of health benefits, but because it's a waste of productive time. And make bank too. If you ain't got a job, get one asap. And fuck the haters, they can suck my cock.

Be an upstanding man and the chicks will chase you, not the other way around. Confidence is key bro. And you can't truly fake it, so instead build up yourself and reap the benefits.

Peace.
 
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Cthulhu said:
@testingwaters you actually think someone's going to read that text wall faggot?
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I did, but only so I could respond. Allow me to translate:

testingwaters said:
Hey Faggots,

My name is TestingWaters, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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I can't help but feel like I've read this someplace before....
 
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