Megathread Transbian Dating Profiles - 'Totes valid trannies on the prowl for poon, now with no fluff or walls of text from Reddit.

[Winter]

As enjoyable as the Tranny Sideshows on Social Media thread is, at times it can be very uninteresting to read white walls of text written by 15 year old suicidal trannies on Reddit. If you just want a thread that consists mostly of pictures and pathetic dating profile bios (as I find those to be the funniest), then you've come to the right place.

Here are some dating apps/sites to assist your search of potential content​

Thurst
Qutie
HER
Lex
Feeld
Lesly
#Open
Fem
Bumble
OKCupid
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Be sure to familiarize yourself with Papa Null's advice on posting images, as I also don't like to see my monitor overtaken by a singular image of a tranny's soytits!

To give this thread a fresh starting injection of HRT, I've compiled a few screenshots to give you an idea of what I have in mind for this thread.



Are you feeling valid now kween?



Onto a faggot that's so atheist their name is Syn



And finally, "it's not a fetish" vibes:




What's with troons' obsession with "cuddling"?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

What's with troons' obsession with "cuddling"?

They're all autistic men, so they think it's something women just love. Chris practically cuddled Barb to death.

 

[Peaches Carpenter]

Forever bewildered by this top/bottom/switch shit extremely-online "sapphics" talk about like it's a standard part of lesbian relationships. If you want to be a woman who's into women, stop microlabeling with gay men's hookup-culture terminology, for chrissake. (And no, they're not using it in kink-specific ways, either.)

It makes no sense when both partners are female, or even include someone committed to LARPing as female (how dare u assume how transbians do intimacy! also, estrogen & surgery both tend to nuke certain functions).

Touch grass and go eat a pussy already, weirdos.

 

[Empresa]

Based and Transpilled

 

[Winter]

Touch grass and go eat a pussy already, weirdos.

If these loony troons were to eat a pussy, they'd be rapists, pimp

 

[Beautiful Border]

Bumble is basically nothing but transbians

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Forever bewildered by this top/bottom/switch shit extremely-online "sapphics" talk about like it's a standard part of lesbian relationships. If you want to be a woman who's into women, stop microlabeling with gay men's hookup-culture terminology, for chrissake. (And no, they're not using it in kink-specific ways, either.)

It makes no sense when both partners are female, or even include someone committed to LARPing as female (how dare u assume how transbians do intimacy! also, estrogen & surgery both tend to nuke certain functions).

Touch grass and go eat a pussy already, weirdos.

Clearly shows their lack of effort at ever passing when they just keep using slang meant for men.

Also I find it interesting how most of the examples OP cited have labeled themselves "Switch". Desperate for any kind of sex I guess.

 

[Coelacanth]

I find it very telling that you see people throw around that "not all lesbians have vaginas!" and that "trans lesbians are valid uwu" and yet when it comes to dating most actual lesbians tend to stay away from these guys.

I imagine that when these men come out as trans lesbians they expect something like this to happen in response:

 

[lady stoneheart]

Also I find it interesting how most of the examples OP cited have labeled themselves "Switch". Desperate for any kind of sex I guess.

microlabeling all aspects of human sexuality has led to having multiple words for normal lol. “i’m a switch” is newspeak for “i like to both give and receive during sex” which is i think how 90% of people fuck. it only really makes sense in gay male relationships and sometimes lesbian. these men are all looking for heterosexual sex tho so it’s extra silly. unless they’re trying to find a “lesbian” to peg them

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Lgbt letters tearing at each other apart is comedy gold for the other 98% of the world population who is straight and doesn't give a shit.

unironically it would be better for everyone if homosexuality and genderspecial ideas didn't go mainstream and stayed in their little backrooms where it always belonged but you got too cocky bros and sis, you could have had you gay niche safe space molded to your will but now its all subverted and fucked, just like every other niche that leftist faggots touched with their forced inclusivity politics got fucked, so call it evens and suck the girldick bigots!.

 

[Oughtism]

Good initiative to have these in a separate thread from the tranny social media.

A word of advice, if you are posting several profiles - it might be good to cover the distance (miles) indicated in the screenshots (or using a VPN? I've never used any of these apps so I don't know if that works). Perhaps I'm being autistically paranoid but one could easily reveal one's location through triangulation, especially if living in a smaller place. Just a thought..

 

[Din Djarin]

This is why some/most cis lesbians have problems with dating apps. It's exhausting. Especially if they're trying to be stealth and then drop the bomb on you.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Must make the dykes say yikes when they see these True and Honest gals on the apps

 

[BelUwUga]

Must make the dykes say yikes when they see these True and Honest gals on the apps

Lol dykes on bikes. I wonder if any lesbians have been subverting the troon menace by being really into bikes? You need to get a good seat as a male or it's painful/actually damaging to your health. It's one of the few design principles that inherently recognizes the biological differences in anatomy between the sexes. If a male rides more than like five miles on a bad/women's saddle they're going to be sore the next day. Troons with open wounds would be pushing the 41% to 100%. Just get a decent spare mountain bike and find some fun novice trails nearby, now you have a great first-date filter. Even if the troonsbian wanted to rape you they'd be too sore/sucking wind by the end to do so.

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Top image is a decent men's saddle. See that big cutout? That's to relieve pressure on some important blood vessels that are immediately before the genitals. Bottom is a women's saddle that will smash the shit out of it. I am getting "phantom soreness" just imaging a long ride with either one on the bottom. Most women would find them acceptable/not uncomfortable. Custom bike shops will have bins of factory take-offs for like $5 because any serious rider will want a specific saddle when they build out a bike.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Man I remember it was only over 5 years ago when the troon Dennis Ridley said genital preferences are tranphobic and got shit for it but now everyone is on his side

https://youtu.be/9KiB-de8i_0

(He scrapped the video and all there is are people responding to him)

[People] might argue that being attracted to women without vaginas in no way negatively affects trans people, but on the other hand I would argue it’s more complicated than that. We all have our implicit biases built into our preferences and gender isn’t as simple as just the genitals you have.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Lol dykes on bikes. I wonder if any lesbians have been subverting the troon menace by being really into bikes? You need to get a good seat as a male or it's painful/actually damaging to your health. It's one of the few design principles that inherently recognizes the biological differences in anatomy between the sexes. If a male rides more than like five miles on a bad/women's saddle they're going to be sore the next day. Troons with open wounds would be pushing the 41% to 100%. Just get a decent spare mountain bike and find some fun novice trails nearby, now you have a great first-date filter. Even if the troonsbian wanted to rape you they'd be too sore/sucking wind by the end to do so.

Spoiler: Edited in seat sperging

View attachment 3063839 Top image is a decent men's saddle. See that big cutout? That's to relieve pressure on some important blood vessels that are immediately before the genitals. Bottom is a women's saddle that will smash the shit out of it. I am getting "phantom soreness" just imaging a long ride with either one on the bottom. Most women would find them acceptable/not uncomfortable. Custom bike shops will have bins of factory take-offs for like $5 because any serious rider will want a specific saddle when they build out a bike.

Also consider hiking. I've yet to see a troon who was into hiking, and the post-op ones likely can't walk that far anyway. If you're worried about being alone in the woods with a psychotic troon, just get a stout trekking pole. Or better yet, bear mace. You know, for all the bears in your area.

 

[Frencel]

Picrew face reveals are the funniest fucking thing to me and are my favorite to come across. It's like an additional layer of delusion on top of identifying as trans:


Nearly ALL of their profiles mention having strong interests in video games, anime, or computers/tech. Many of them are also list themselves as very sex-positive and kinky. (progressive!)



These are just a few screenshots taken some time back, but these caricatures are consistent through scrolling.

 

[Coelacanth]

Picrew face reveals are the funniest fucking thing to me and are my favorite to come across. It's like an additional layer of delusion on top of identifying as trans:

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Nearly ALL of their profiles mention having strong interests in video games, anime, or computers/tech. Many of them are also list themselves as very sex-positive and kinky. (progressive!)

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These are just a few personal screenshots taken some time back, but these caricatures are consistent through scrolling.

Rule of thumb: If a troon has an anime avatar, then they're guaranteed to be ugly as fuck irl.

Also if they're into programming and playing video games then it's usually just normie tier franchises like Pokemon and crafting games that are basically a ripoff of Undertale.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I love the serial killer smile, the noodley arms, and the exposed potbelly. It's like something you'd see in those old Japanese woodcuts of Hell.

 

[Gimmick Account]

What's with troons' obsession with "cuddling"?

It's the court on which the sport of Just The Tip is played. When your weighted blanket stops doing it for you I guess sometimes you just gotta aim low