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Guntsauce!
Michael here ….it’s time to ask the real questions.
How dense is the gunt?
If we lived on the Gunt that was the size of the Earth how much would we weigh?
******Now a quick disclaimer I am going to be very generous to Ralph in this post because his 2nd father (daddy gym) has recently left him so in his emotionally vulnerable state I am being benevolent and not too lazy to put the effort in.
Lets start with the density question:
As we know density p (well rho actually but fuck inserting it as a symbol, I’m not getting paid to do this) is mass divided by volume
p =m/v
So just what is Ralph’s mass?
Since we are being kind to our twice fatherless mensch we will use his final weigh-in on punt the gunt where he is 257.1 lbs.
What the fuck is an lbs? Let’s convert that to a real unit. 116.6 kgs, much better (and yes I rounded that to 1 decimal since we are limited by the accuracy of the scale Ralphy used).
Alright easy enough, but what is the mass of his gunt? Using this chart for an average non-gunted human, we combine the trunk and the abdomen to get 68.2% of his total mass or 79.5 kgs.
https://robslink.com/SAS/democd79/body_part_weights.htm
So far we have p= 79.5 kgs/ V but what is his volume?
Pretty clearly a sphere so V= 4/3*pi*r3
Now to determine the radius of this eldritch abomination I will be doing what any hard-worker would do and steal the work of others but cite them so it’s technically not theft. So credit goes to @AltisticRight for this post:
Now let’s get autistic….
Ralph is approx 5’4” or 162 cms and the megaphone would be 30 cms. Using this we can see the gunt is approx. 1.75 megaphones in diameter or 52.5 cms.
Volume of the gunt will be 4/3*pi*0.26253 = 0.0757663791 m3
p=79.5 kgs/ 0.0757663791 m3
So density is 1049.3 kg/m3
Fun fact adipose tissue has a known density of 918 kg/m3 and the average human body is around 985 kg/m3 so the fat in the gunt is so compressed by the ralphamale energy he is actually more dense than an average man despite all the jiggling
Calculate your weight on the gunt
This one is really easy and quick we know the density of both the Gunt and Earth and since planet gunt has the same volume as planet Earth well just divide the two/
Gunt p= 1049.27 kg/m3
Earth p= 5515 kg/m3
1049.27/5515 *100 = 0.19
Your wt. * 0.19 = wt on planet gunt
Volume of the Earth is around 1,097,509,500,000,000,000,000 m3 and therefore so is volume of planet Gunt
Given that the density p of planet gunt is 1049.3 kg/m3 and the volume is 1,083,206,916,846 km3 the mass of planet Gunt would be 1.15*1024 kg
Mass of the earth is around 5.972E+24 and if you do mass of planet gunt/earth in % you get 19% rounded to no decimal places which matches how you would calculate your weight
Typing this all out made me wonder how long it would take the moon to orbit planet gunt assuming its is the same distance as the moon is from the Earth.
It takes roughly 27 and a half days for the moon to orbit the earth but if we lived on planet gunt it would take roughly 62 and a half days
Since this post is already very long to make it very simple we expand both Centripetal force equation (Fc) and Gravitational force equation (Fg) which are equal to each other because its an orbiting satellite so the forces need to cancel out so the moon is not moving closer or further away from the planet and then rearrange the equation in respect of time (T) to get 62.579 days
Michael here ….it’s time to ask the real questions.
How dense is the gunt?
If we lived on the Gunt that was the size of the Earth how much would we weigh?
******Now a quick disclaimer I am going to be very generous to Ralph in this post because his 2nd father (daddy gym) has recently left him so in his emotionally vulnerable state I am being benevolent and not too lazy to put the effort in.
Lets start with the density question:
As we know density p (well rho actually but fuck inserting it as a symbol, I’m not getting paid to do this) is mass divided by volume
p =m/v
So just what is Ralph’s mass?
Here is surfer's stream on the final weigh-ins for this leg of the competition.
Embrace the Gunt 15: First Leg Finale: Josh Moon Wins!
www.youtube.com
Weigh Loss:
Ralph: 274.8lbs to 257.1lb lost 17.7lb (6.4%)
Josh : 269lb to 250lb lost 19lb (7.3%)
PPP : 358.3lbs to 380lb lost -22.7lb (-5.9%)
Bowlcut Nationalist: 186.0 to 158.9 lost 27.1lb (15.7%)
Three Four: 179lb to 166lb lost 13lb (7.5%)
Gahoole: 230.3lb to 234.7lb lost -4.4lb (-1.8%)
PPP note: final weight is an estimate. PPP hasn't weighed in for months but he is obviously fatter than ever, honestly he is probably heavier than 380lb. You can use any number really but he obviously lost
Weight Gain:
Surfer: 170.3lb to 199.6lb gained 29.3lb (15.8%)
Rudy: 143lb to 150lb gained 7lb (4.8%)
Weigh Loss Rankings by Percentage:
1st: Bowlcut Nationalist 15.7%
2nd: Three Four 7.5%
3rd: Josh Moon 7.3%
4th: Ethan Ralph 6.4%
5th: Gahoole -1.8%
Last: PPP -4.4%
Weigh Loss Rankings by Pounds Lost:
1st: Bowlcut Nationalist 27.1lb
2nd: Josh Moon 19lb
3rd: Ethan Ralph 17.7lb
4th: Three Four 13lb
5th: Gahoole -4.4lb
last: PPP -22.7lb
Congratz Bowlcut Nationalist!
PPP FELTED!!
Since we are being kind to our twice fatherless mensch we will use his final weigh-in on punt the gunt where he is 257.1 lbs.
What the fuck is an lbs? Let’s convert that to a real unit. 116.6 kgs, much better (and yes I rounded that to 1 decimal since we are limited by the accuracy of the scale Ralphy used).
Alright easy enough, but what is the mass of his gunt? Using this chart for an average non-gunted human, we combine the trunk and the abdomen to get 68.2% of his total mass or 79.5 kgs.
https://robslink.com/SAS/democd79/body_part_weights.htm
So far we have p= 79.5 kgs/ V but what is his volume?
Pretty clearly a sphere so V= 4/3*pi*r3
Now to determine the radius of this eldritch abomination I will be doing what any hard-worker would do and steal the work of others but cite them so it’s technically not theft. So credit goes to @AltisticRight for this post:
Now let’s get autistic….
Ralph is approx 5’4” or 162 cms and the megaphone would be 30 cms. Using this we can see the gunt is approx. 1.75 megaphones in diameter or 52.5 cms.
Volume of the gunt will be 4/3*pi*0.26253 = 0.0757663791 m3
p=79.5 kgs/ 0.0757663791 m3
So density is 1049.3 kg/m3
Fun fact adipose tissue has a known density of 918 kg/m3 and the average human body is around 985 kg/m3 so the fat in the gunt is so compressed by the ralphamale energy he is actually more dense than an average man despite all the jiggling
Calculate your weight on the gunt
This one is really easy and quick we know the density of both the Gunt and Earth and since planet gunt has the same volume as planet Earth well just divide the two/
Gunt p= 1049.27 kg/m3
Earth p= 5515 kg/m3
1049.27/5515 *100 = 0.19
Your wt. * 0.19 = wt on planet gunt
Volume of the Earth is around 1,097,509,500,000,000,000,000 m3 and therefore so is volume of planet Gunt
Given that the density p of planet gunt is 1049.3 kg/m3 and the volume is 1,083,206,916,846 km3 the mass of planet Gunt would be 1.15*1024 kg
Mass of the earth is around 5.972E+24 and if you do mass of planet gunt/earth in % you get 19% rounded to no decimal places which matches how you would calculate your weight
Typing this all out made me wonder how long it would take the moon to orbit planet gunt assuming its is the same distance as the moon is from the Earth.
It takes roughly 27 and a half days for the moon to orbit the earth but if we lived on planet gunt it would take roughly 62 and a half days
Since this post is already very long to make it very simple we expand both Centripetal force equation (Fc) and Gravitational force equation (Fg) which are equal to each other because its an orbiting satellite so the forces need to cancel out so the moon is not moving closer or further away from the planet and then rearrange the equation in respect of time (T) to get 62.579 days
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