Ralph's Height

[Dick Molesterson]

Proof of the hoof
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Could Ralph actually be the world's tallest pig?

He really does look like some creature you'd come across while traveling through alternate dimensions in a Clive Barker novel.

 

[Hüftpriester]

He really does look like some creature you'd come across while traveling through alternate dimensions in a Clive Barker novel.

ManletBearPig

 

[Rei is shit]

If someone goes to where Chris was arrested with a tape measure and gets the height of the two fences, then his height could be pretty accurately measured. Not that I doubt the police report or anything.

 

[Hex Cat]

Confirmed 5'8'' you stupid kike. Change your avatar you do not have the right to use our fuher's image and our people's symbol to slander a man who platforms our guys.

Every time you type "Fuhrer" you find a new way to misspell it

 

[Never Scored]

If someone goes to where Chris was arrested with a tape measure and gets the height of the two fences, then his height could be pretty accurately measured. Not that I doubt the police report or anything.
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Assuming those other two dudes are about average size, you can clearly see how short he is. If he were really 5'9" he would have measured himself on stream by now to put a stop to people making fun of his height.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Does anyone still have the video of the Knoxville nonfight, where Andy comes in with a wheelchair? Dax was there and claims he’s 6’ even.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Is that Gaytor on the far right of that photo ?

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

Ralph proclaims that he's 5'8" now and has another win over the alogs.
He sure shrunk some lately. He was 5'11" a couple years ago, as seen in the pic.
Must be that gunt weighing him down.
But never the less, he's 5'8" now, and you should definitely believe him this time around.

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

The tale of the Memphis Manlet continues.
Here's an estimation of Ralph next to Isabella Loretta Janke who's 5'10" or 6'0", according to current information.
Very unfortunate is all I'll say.

 

[Mr.Downer]

The tale of the Memphis Manlet continues.
Here's an estimation of Ralph next to Isabella Loretta Janke who's 5'10" or 6'0", according to current information.
Very unfortunate is all I'll say.

I love this picture of ralph, after his infamous gunt pic, he swaps out that yellow shirt for a long red one which is conveniently long enough to cover any possible gunt leaks

 

[Homer Simpson]

If someone goes to where Chris was arrested with a tape measure and gets the height of the two fences, then his height could be pretty accurately measured. Not that I doubt the police report or anything.
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The idea of finding this exact spot just to measure the fences to see how tall ralph is is beautiful.

Also, dunno if anyone posted it yet, but I found an actual picture of ralph hanging with some friends.

I made it with my phone, be nice. Also, I do like how I used duckduckgo to find the transparent gunt, and it brought me to he farms lol.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

I think it's fair to say Ethan Ralph is a microorganism

 

[AltisticRight]

The swine is 5.4 times taller than that megaphone.

This is an over-estimate, the base is actually sloped.

So how tall is the base of that statue? 1.2m? 1.5m? However, it's not exactly on the same plane which makes the megaphone longer.

Either way, there's no way the megaphone is remotely above 30cm, or else the base itself would be more or less 170cm, which is similar to the gunt's self-proclaimed 5'8''.

I'm getting good at these, this one took 10 minutes.

Manlet.

 

[GaryGrey]

Well if someone wants here is a clear shot of him standing straight up against a statue in Virginia. If someone knows how tall that granite base is one could get a definitive height. Though with Ralph's gunt compressing his spine his height would need to be updated every six months as he shrinks faster than a Japanese woman after menopause.

Image came from this video of him talking about the mask mandate in Virginia https://youtu.be/Jdwh1Fviv2c?t=36
And on the topic oh height all his proportions seem off (torso to leg, torso to arm). This is shown well when Ralph is sitting down.


Ralph at a Virginia anime convention https://youtu.be/t5PHwr0xZLs

 

[OffRecord]

@aediot you met him irl how tall would you estimate Ralph to be?

Ok going back to a 2016 post made by Ralph, he said in jail they confirmed he was 5’8View attachment 2041932


Fast-forward to this 2018 post Ralph says he is 5’10 and provides a receipt
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He likely photochopped in the ‘0’. It should say 5’1.

 

[RichardRApe]

He likely photochopped in the ‘0’. It should say 5’1.

I mean take a look at him struggling to walk up a single step and you just know.

I made a recreation of it to scale and the math checks out. You can see it says 5'1 next to his head so you know everything's above board (except his eye-line or the top of his head).

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Well if someone wants here is a clear shot of him standing straight up against a statue in Virginia. If someone knows how tall that granite base is one could get a definitive height. Though with Ralph's gunt compressing his spine his height would need to be updated every six months as he shrinks faster than a Japanese woman after menopause.
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Image came from this video of him talking about the mask mandate in Virginia https://youtu.be/Jdwh1Fviv2c?t=36
And on the topic oh height all his proportions seem off (torso to leg, torso to arm). This is shown well when Ralph is sitting down.

Lincoln is 8ft, but the base is 5 3/4ft (I think that makes it what, 5'9).

Edit:
So me and some of the boys down the lab have final, definitive proof of Ralphs height! He's 5'2.5. See, he's not 5'1 you filthy aylawgs.

 

[Rei is shit]

Just to independently check the above. Using the power of photogrammetry and a pirated copy of sketchup, a photo match is performed on a photo of the statue.


Assuming the information on that website is true, the section of the base directly behind ralph is ~ 44 inches tall.

Then the same is done with a screencap of ralph.


This results in an estimated height just below 5'2 (actually 5' 1.68 lmao)

Take away the hat and shoes, then the chance of 5'1 being nawt tru is pretty low.

 

[AltisticRight]

The idea of finding this exact spot just to measure the fences to see how tall ralph is is beautiful.

Also, dunno if anyone posted it yet, but I found an actual picture of ralph hanging with some friends.

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I made it with my phone, be nice. Also, I do like how I used duckduckgo to find the transparent gunt, and it brought me to he farms lol.

Tardigrades, also known as water bears are wholesome creatures and comparing them to the fucking west Memphis hog is unwarranted.

They can survive centuries of stasis and will survive space. What positive value does the gunt offer to science?
(The image is from a scanning electron microscope and colours are fake, it's not really a photo since photons aren't involved)

Anyway, I copied my photoshop autism over too, all the evidence points towards him being more or less 5'1''.

 

[bile demon]

He likely photochopped in the ‘0’. It should say 5’1.

If you zoom in on the 0, you can clearly see the edges of the rectangular selection and the whole area of it being a slightly darker color. He took one of the zeros from his birthdate and shooped it into the height measurement.