Ralph's Height

Are you taller than Ralph?

  • Yes

    Votes: 351 97.5%
  • No

    Votes: 9 2.5%

  • Total voters
    360
Why is this midget so angry about people pointing out that he's a fat manlet who is short enough to be in the Lollipop Guild?
because he legit thinks he use his words to destort the fabric of reality to prevent people for acknowledging objective reality and empirical observations in real life.

Oh, wanna see something funny, Go back and rewatch any streams where Ralph and Pantsu are standing Next to each other (sorry I am too lazy of an f-slur to post it myself). Pantsu says ralph is taller than her.... But observation and video evidence says otherwise.
 
because he legit thinks he use his words to destort the fabric of reality to prevent people for acknowledging objective reality and empirical observations in real life.
So he's basically mentally a tranny except instead of thinking he's a woman, he manages somehow to think he's normal height while having to crane his neck upwards to look at a short woman's chin.
 
Are we sure Donna Brazile is 5' 3"? I looked it up and I mostly saw sites claiming she's around 5' 6".
Yeah but then there's the last one. Everyone lies about their height upwards.
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because he legit thinks he use his words to destort the fabric of reality to prevent people for acknowledging objective reality and empirical observations in real life.

Oh, wanna see something funny, Go back and rewatch any streams where Ralph and Pantsu are standing Next to each other (sorry I am too lazy of an f-slur to post it myself). Pantsu says ralph is taller than her.... But observation and video evidence says otherwise.
Nah, he thinks he's smart enough to deceive literally everyone and is insecure because shorter people are often mocked.
 
Why is this midget so angry about people pointing out that he's a fat manlet who is short enough to be in the Lollipop Guild?
because his entire cope for not being able to control his impulses enough to be a decent human being is that it doesnt matter because he "got his" and is tall wealthy etc and that no moralistic seethe and cope can topple the ralphamale. he can cope with nearly everything else about this amoral chad wealth strength and popularity attitude, from lack of skill or money or friends etc but removing the very core of his self deluded image? that hes not tall, has a micro cock that cant bring a woman to orgasm and might not even be able to father children and is fat and weak and gets winded walking a step means everything else necessarily falls apart with no cope to retreat into or down to. you can be a handsome poor man but having to hide in knoxville being laughed at for your gunt and yoba baked hair is something that just gives us ammo and you cant really come back from no matter how many jim bucks or matt streams or what have you you have.
 
What gets me is that he gets a lot angrier about being called a tiny short man than he does about being told he has a micro penis. Then again he did say on one stream the one thing that makes him extra mad is when people make up lies about him. So maybe he's not that short after all, just has a tiny dick.

Strange priorities but okay.
 
Nah, he thinks he's smart enough to deceive literally everyone and is insecure because shorter people are often mocked.
They got little hands, little eyes
They walk around tellin' great big lies
They got little noses, tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet
 
I was relistening to PPP's stream the other day. He said something along the lines of Warski being around 5'8. Are there any pics of warski standing next to Ralph.
 
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