Ralph's Height

Are you taller than Ralph?

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    Votes: 351 97.5%

  • No

    Votes: 9 2.5%
  • Total voters
    360
"DO I LOOK FIVE ONE, BITCH???"
 

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Ralph is always his own worst enemy. Posting the pic with JLP was a big mistake, since Jesse is always taking pictures with various political hacks. Here's one with Donna Brazile, most well known for passing questions to Hillary before one of the debates in 2016. Well done Ralph, you've proven you're roughly the same height as an elderly black woman. You just keep winning.
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The obese manlet continues to spiral, vows to release an official measurement video later this week :story:
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I'll only accept evidence he provides about his height if it's done in a police station by professional height takers. This would actually be a good bit for the show, so you won't do it, you fat bitchmade faggot devoid of chill.

Seriously, Gunt. If it's not signed off on by a doctor, nurse, or cop you're still a manlet faggot. Cops love you, right? Go get the cops to do the bit and only then are you not 5'1". You can even say that you're there because they got it wrong the first time and you demand the record to be corrected. Wait, n/m I'm doing show prep for Gunt and that's Gaydur's job to come up with ideas, because you win through comedy, you win through wit. I'll stay in my own lane, bud.
 
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Shiggy Diggster said:
I'll only accept evidence he provides about his height if it's done in a police station by professional height takers.
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This is why I believe his canon height is 5'1. He's clearly too emotionally invested in "proving" otherwise and does anyone here actually believe he wouldn't fudge the results if he did on his own?

The most trustworthy source yet says 5'1, Ralph's a known liar, he's 5'1.
 
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Hüftpriester said:
Ralph is always his own worst enemy. Posting the pic with JLP was a big mistake, since Jesse is always taking pictures with various political hacks. Here's one with Donna Brazile, most well known for passing questions to Hillary before one of the debates in 2016. Well done Ralph, you've proven you're roughly the same height as an elderly black woman. You just keep winning.
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The obese manlet continues to spiral, vows to release an official measurement video later this week :story:
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If he does the measurement and there's still debate about his height afterwards it's because he's going to do some gay shit to fuck with the measurement. He's going to do something like not show his feet and have the measuring tape lifted off the ground, or be wearing his Timberlands, or bend/slant the measuring tape to obscure and increase the measurement.

If he's legit 5'8"-5'9" as he most recently claimed it would be the easiest thing in the world to prove. But he's lied so much about his height before, and relies on skewed pictures of him standing next to people to demonstrate a relative height. All kidding aside I think he's 5'2"-5'3", there's ample evidence to back this up, and he's going to have to produce a well documented measurement to convince me otherwise.
 
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RichardRApe said:
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View attachment 2386090I'm not 5'1 you lying cocksucking faggot broke dick pedophile farmers I'm only an inch shorter than Miss Donna Brazile.
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Are we sure Donna Brazile is 5' 3"? I looked it up and I mostly saw sites claiming she's around 5' 6".
marriedbiography.com (5' 7")
mddailyrecord.com (5' 6")
famousbirthsdeaths.com (5' 6")
thewealthrecord.com (5' 6")
biographyline.com (5' 6")
factsbuddy.com (5' 5")
wealthypersons.com (5' 3")
 
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Hüftpriester said:
Ralph is always his own worst enemy. Posting the pic with JLP was a big mistake, since Jesse is always taking pictures with various political hacks. Here's one with Donna Brazile, most well known for passing questions to Hillary before one of the debates in 2016. Well done Ralph, you've proven you're roughly the same height as an elderly black woman. You just keep winning.
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The obese manlet continues to spiral, vows to release an official measurement video later this week :story:
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Lol he's already preempting people rightfully calling him out for fudging the results. You already did a shifty obviously fake measuring tape ralpj lol
 
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