Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋
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Oh here we go again with the stupid MMA shit. Ralph, you couldn't even stay in a fucking WEIGHT LOSS CHALLENGE and we're expected to believe you'll show up to a fight... that you have to fight in?He's not even bothered by it, btw.
Because even he is surprised that he can get a Z-list celebrity to pose for a picture with him.Why does he always point at the other person in the photo with him?
AUUURGHH, IT'S NOT TRUUUUUU. I'M ALMOST AS TALL AS JESSE LEE PETERSON WHO'S A MANLET HIMSELFRalph poses with notorious short man Jesse Lee Peterson.
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Lmfao he looks like samwise gamgee the fucking abolsute state of this hobbitRalph poses with notorious short man Jesse Lee Peterson.
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Maybe Ralph is 5'8", 5'8" wide.5'1" Tall
5'1" Wide
This is why I believe his canon height is 5'1. He's clearly too emotionally invested in "proving" otherwise and does anyone here actually believe he wouldn't fudge the results if he did on his own?I'll only accept evidence he provides about his height if it's done in a police station by professional height takers.
If he does the measurement and there's still debate about his height afterwards it's because he's going to do some gay shit to fuck with the measurement. He's going to do something like not show his feet and have the measuring tape lifted off the ground, or be wearing his Timberlands, or bend/slant the measuring tape to obscure and increase the measurement.Ralph is always his own worst enemy. Posting the pic with JLP was a big mistake, since Jesse is always taking pictures with various political hacks. Here's one with Donna Brazile, most well known for passing questions to Hillary before one of the debates in 2016. Well done Ralph, you've proven you're roughly the same height as an elderly black woman. You just keep winning.
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The obese manlet continues to spiral, vows to release an official measurement video later this week
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Are we sure Donna Brazile is 5' 3"? I looked it up and I mostly saw sites claiming she's around 5' 6".View attachment 2386094
View attachment 2386090I'm not 5'1 you lying cocksucking faggot broke dick pedophile farmers I'm only an inch shorter than Miss Donna Brazile.
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Lol he's already preempting people rightfully calling him out for fudging the results. You already did a shifty obviously fake measuring tape ralpj lolRalph is always his own worst enemy. Posting the pic with JLP was a big mistake, since Jesse is always taking pictures with various political hacks. Here's one with Donna Brazile, most well known for passing questions to Hillary before one of the debates in 2016. Well done Ralph, you've proven you're roughly the same height as an elderly black woman. You just keep winning.
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The obese manlet continues to spiral, vows to release an official measurement video later this week
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