Ralph's Height

[AltisticRight]

If you zoom in on the 0, you can clearly see the edges of the rectangular selection and the whole area of it being a slightly darker color. He took one of the zeros from his birthdate and shooped it into the height measurement.

You're actually correct, nice catch.

He even shopped his fucking year of birth.

Nice alignment you smelly pig, where did you learn the stamp tool, did you know the brush size can be adjusted?

Ok?

These.

Compare them to the two fives.

Perfectly straight line.

So in the court of law, there's this legal maxim thing, Falsus In Uno, Falsus In Omnibus.
Basically lie once, the rest is assumed as inaccurate from witnesses, who give false testimony under oath.

Nice job gunt, at least pay someone $5 on Fiver to do it for you.

Conclusion, the 93485835th time: Ethan Oliver Ralph is 5'1'', we love our cops, our law enforcement, Ralph is fat and sex, I will not have with him.

 

[Mr Moonface]

God damn, I love the autism in this place. Imagine being such an insecure manlet that you'd go to such lengths to hide it.

Forever 5'1" gunt, die mad about it.

 

[bile demon]

You're actually correct, nice catch.
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He even shopped his fucking year of birth.

Nice alignment you smelly pig, where did you learn the stamp tool, did you know the brush size can be adjusted?
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Ok?
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These.
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Compare them to the two fives.
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Perfectly straight line.
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So in the court of law, there's this legal maxim thing, Falsus In Uno, Falsus In Omnibus.
Basically lie once, the rest is assumed as inaccurate from witnesses, who give false testimony under oath.

Nice job gunt, at least pay someone $5 on Fiver to do it for you.

Conclusion, the 93485835th time: Ethan Oliver Ralph is 5'1'', we love our cops, our law enforcement, Ralph is fat and sex, I will not have with him.

Excellent analysis. Now that it has been firmly established that while the 1 is native to the height measurement window, the 0 is clearly of alien origin, we are left with two possibilities:

A) The original measurement was 5' 1" and Ralph made himself significantly taller

B) The original measurement was 5' 11'' and Ralph made himself slightly shorter

Since it makes no sense for the abominable pigman to make his already grotesque body even shorter than the cruel reality, we can (once again) safely conclude that FIVE ft ONE in is indeed the canonical height of the Gunt.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Tardigrades, also known as water bears are wholesome creatures and comparing them to the fucking west Memphis hog is unwarranted.

They can survive centuries of stasis and will survive space. What positive value does the gunt offer to science?
(The image is from a scanning electron microscope and colours are fake, it's not really a photo since photons aren't involved)

Anyway, I copied my photoshop autism over too, all the evidence points towards him being more or less 5'1''.

I'll make a better one tomorrow then. Which I think might make him even smaller. Possibly. Gotta find the picture first.

 

[Slimy Time]

God damn, I love the autism in this place. Imagine being such an insecure manlet that you'd go to such lengths to hide it.

Forever 5'1" gunt, die mad about it.

If he went "yeah I am, so what?" then what are people going to do? They can make fun of his height but if he's not bothered by it then it doesn't land as well. By being so insecure it makes all this autism really funny.

 

[Sam Losco]

Didn't he just have Pantsu measure him at 5'8" for the weight loss shit? So now I guess his claim isn't that they fucked up with the 5'1" but that they actually measured him 2 inches taller then he really is. You know he's lying because it keeps changing.

 

[Tom Myers]

DO I LOOK FIVE ONE BITCH?

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

DO I LOOK FIVE ONE BITCH?

I hope the next time he asks someone that they say he just looks a plain old 5'. Matches the tiny cock.

 

[Dona Morte]

Why is he so touchy about his height. I do not understand.

 

[MeltyTW]

You're actually correct, nice catch.
View attachment 2465888
He even shopped his fucking year of birth.

Nice alignment you smelly pig, where did you learn the stamp tool, did you know the brush size can be adjusted?
View attachment 2465889

Ok?
View attachment 2465893

These.
View attachment 2465898
Compare them to the two fives.
View attachment 2465899

Perfectly straight line.
View attachment 2465908
View attachment 2465909
View attachment 2465911
View attachment 2465914

So in the court of law, there's this legal maxim thing, Falsus In Uno, Falsus In Omnibus.
Basically lie once, the rest is assumed as inaccurate from witnesses, who give false testimony under oath.

Nice job gunt, at least pay someone $5 on Fiver to do it for you.

Conclusion, the 93485835th time: Ethan Oliver Ralph is 5'1'', we love our cops, our law enforcement, Ralph is fat and sex, I will not have with him.

holy shit you just confirmed 5'1 without doubt, ITSS TROOOO MANLET CONFIRMED ralph btfo for fucking ever, we did it we got em. the farms literally and figurately towering over the dwarfism struck lil bitch:

lmfao wait a minute ralph nooooo!:

 

[Rei is shit]

Ralph is literally at the bottom of the bell curve. But he is 3 inches taller than midget height!

 

[AnOminous]

Why is he so touchy about his height. I do not understand.

Napoleon was 5'6" which was actually average for the time. Now his dick was incredibly tiny, but that's another issue, but unlike being short, one that the Gunt actually shares with him.

 

[Meckhlorde]

I think Ralph is 5'3 since Fai Fai said she had a 6'3 boyfriend. It would totally be a woman move to say they are dating someone a foot taller than their last boyfriend.

 

[OffRecord]

According to this article about the Average women’s height by country, Ralph is as tall as the average Nigerian woman, just shy from the average Chinese woman.

Average Height for Women Worldwide (Stats Inside)

Ever wondered how your height compares to women around the world? Height provides clues about more than the individual. It also shows health trends and human development over time.

www.medicinenet.com

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

What a fucking manlet.

I normally dont give a shit about someones height (being 6ft hardly makes height an ossue for me) but one of the funniest things in the world is watching a guy get super defensive over their height. The lengths he has gone to deny his true 5'1 stature (photoshop, multile claimed heights, pantsu measuring him, being almost as wide as he is tall etc) is amazing. Ive never seen someone like this.

 

[AltisticRight]

DO I LOOK FIVE ONE BITCH?

Yeah, you do Ralph.

The lengths he has gone to

Yes, and none of these lengths were factual.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Only a man who is just over 5'1 would lose his top at being called 5'1.

 

[Keranu]

Why is he so touchy about his height. I do not understand.

Needs photoshoped with Ralph's potato head, a gunt, and a trash burger clenched in Napoleon's left hand.

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[AltisticRight]

About 5 inches of an overestimation there. Can gunt sue for slander?

 

[veri]

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About 5 inches of an overestimation there. Can gunt sue for slander?

oh shit maybe there is some hope for a win for ralph. he should take your idea into consideration he needs all he can get after that blog post he submitted to the court.