Ralph's Height

Are you taller than Ralph?

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coping reddit nigger said:
A) The original measurement was 5' 1" and Ralph made himself significantly taller

B) The original measurement was 5' 11'' and Ralph made himself slightly shorter
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He's 5'11" as proven by multiple tweets.
If this is not enough evidence, then I don't know what to tell you, alogs.

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I love the autistic debate about how much of a midget manlet Ralph is when the only fact that really matters is he is a fucking manlet and a midget. While nobody should really care about exactly how much of a midget he is, apparently, the fine details of how completely short he is, and how even his bitches are taller than he is, really bug him, so I suppose we should keep that up.

But there is no dispute whatsoever about the fact that this dude is a fucking midget. He's short. He's a tiny little fat midget of a dude. And he's super butt mad about how fat and how short he is. He's a 350+ pound tiny little joke of a man, less than five feet tall, a fucking hobbit, not even actually a man, so short he is basically a subhuman.
 
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AltisticRight said:
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About 5 inches of an overestimation there. Can gunt sue for slander?
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Where would this info come from? (Edit: I know it comes from the restraining order, I mean how would the court know his exact height) It's not like the court would have measured him, no? So it is more likely that a clerk just asked him and half-assedly filled in the info?

I like to imagine he tried to lie and say 5'10 but the clerk refused telling him that she was actually 5'10 and Ralph was obviously shorter than her, in the end agreeing to put 5'6 as the height to get the angry dwarf screaming about not being 5'1 out of her face.
 
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It is quite unfortunate being so close to the height of an actual dwarf. At least "tall" dwarfs are still able to make use of this by relatively easily becoming Hollywood stars, if not straight-up recognized actors, they can still do all sorts of fun stuff like being inside R2D2, being dressed like Chucky in Child's Play for wide shots, or dressed like the hobbits in Lord of the Rings for certain fast-paced shots.
Ralph however can do no such thing, even if he's almost the same height as a tall dwarf.

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Maybe if they remake Blade [1998] he can play Pearl.
He might honestly get the part, since there's less prosthetic make-up required and money saved.

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AnOminous said:
I love the autistic debate about how much of a midget manlet Ralph is when the only fact that really matters is he is a fucking manlet and a midget. While nobody should really care about exactly how much of a midget he is, apparently, the fine details of how completely short he is, and how even his bitches are taller than he is, really bug him, so I suppose we should keep that up.

But there is no dispute whatsoever about the fact that this dude is a fucking midget. He's short. He's a tiny little fat midget of a dude. And he's super butt mad about how fat and how short he is. He's a 350+ pound tiny little joke of a man, less than five feet tall, a fucking hobbit, not even actually a man, so short he is basically a subhuman.
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Being a manlet isn't just your height, it's a state of mind. You can be 6'7" and still be a manlet if you act like a bitch, a la Ralph.
 
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I've said this on this board before: I met the dude at GGinDC. He’s shorter than my Ex wife and she was 5’2”. He’s 5’1”. He's a short rotund dude. Think of a barrel of Makers Mark with arms. I got tons of Selfies with people there that I knew online, but yet never met IRL (Right ONLINE Conference was the same weekend). I had a great evening and had a bunch of fun. Drinks were fucking expensive there, and the event got cut short because someone called in a bomb threat to the bar. OMG PEOPLE I DISAGREE WITH ARE HAVING FUN! This was 2015, but it was the same feel of Branch Covidians that you see today. Low Status People trying to enforce No Fun Allowed by people of the wrong Class

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And the midget even forced the bitch to crouch down to make him look slightly less like a member of the Lollipop Guild.
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I was surprised Mayr never "leaked" nudes for publicity.
 
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