DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
once again, thank you that vanessa player and LiJoe, you cracked the shell and now we get daily coping rants about his faberge egg delicate ego being so hurt as he sits here and cries about people not praising his amazing Elden Ring playthrough and want an accurate death counter, he also doesn't know what move the goal posts mean.
 
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Wasabi Panda said:
This made me laugh more than it should. But yeah I agree somehow went from what he called BlazBlue to World of Warcraft..

Which I wouldn't consider Nine, makoto or a few other booba fighters twinks but phil will phil.

anyhow, phil, you are such a consumer...
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Actually, we need to find out what Phil thinks Chinese Whispers is. I love his definition of fucking idioms. And it's a great chance for him to perform his favorite bit of racism.
 
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Jaracainofthewind said:
Actually, we need to find out what Phil thinks Chinese Whispers is. I love his definition of fucking idioms. And it's a great chance for him to perform his favorite bit of racism.
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Ladies and gentlemen…*lip smack* *snort* uhhhh, let’s talk, sound good? *stares at himself in the webcam preview* A Chinese whisper is thus. Charlie Chang leans into your ear and says CHICKY CHANG WANG. Fair enough?
 
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I'm not expecting legitimate smart takes from Phil; and it could just be I'm a bit of a Final Fantasy Super Fan, but just because it looks like Tactics, doesn't mean it's Tactics. That art style has become popular and the world of Ivalice has been one of their more popular and thus reused worlds. It doesn't need to be Tactics, it's probably just an Ivalice based game. And I know I'm gonna have a coniption when he mentions the new not-Valkyrie Profile game. That's my favorite series ever, and watching what they did it to, on top of Phil giving his hot take is gonna make me sperg and mad IRL.
 
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Phil follows this twitter account @mangosarahhhh - abandoned in 2015 by the looks of it.

I wonder if this was another potential to groom and move across the country to the gout fort?


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Kheapathic said:
I'm not expecting legitimate smart takes from Phil; and it could just be I'm a bit of a Final Fantasy Super Fan, but just because it looks like Tactics, doesn't mean it's Tactics. That art style has become popular and the world of Ivalice has been one of their more popular and thus reused worlds. It doesn't need to be Tactics, it's probably just an Ivalice based game. And I know I'm gonna have a coniption when he mentions the new not-Valkyrie Profile game. That's my favorite series ever, and watching what they did it to, on top of Phil giving his hot take is gonna make me sperg and mad IRL.
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As a fellow Valkyrie fan, just remember that it's always been suffering, so don't get too mad about things.

I just watched his goddamn Daylight Savings Time spiel, and he really just never ceases to be a weird hermit. Like, it's to save electricity and energy. It might be a bit outdated considering we no longer live on a nationwide schedule now. But, it's not some arcane ritual you fat fucking idiot.
 
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Out of curiosity (and boredom) I looked into the financials it would take for Phil to attend EVO 2022

Its currently sitting at $82.78 for a basic attendee pass you then have to pay an additional $10 per game if you want to enter the tournament as a serious competitor.

The cheapest hotel they recommend is Luxor at $94.80 per night. The strip is seriously long so Phil would probably pick the casino its hosted in the Mandalay bay at 171 per night or 536 per night a room fit for the king of hate I guess.

Seattle WA to Las Vegas airports currently sitting at $66 return flight with spirit airlines.

[ROUGH ESTIMATE OF BASE COSTS] = 433.18

Being generous to Phil and giving him an extra night in the hotel, you fly in dump your shit and relax a little. Get ready for the tournament. Also not including the $10 per game you want to enter as a serious competitor.

You also don't "need" to be a super serious competitive gamer to go to the event they have casual gaming events as well. Phil said he'd be away from streaming with his audience and he'd hate that, I think he'd hate the money lost but he could setup a quick stream on his phone and do a Ethan Ralph style vegas stream.

Doesn't really seem like the money is that big a deal when we see Piece's spreadsheet. Is he still afraid Jaha is gonna kick his ass for something that happened "a million years ago" or something?

Also, can't remember who said it but someone said Phil hates fighting games that don't play like SF2 turbo. This is wrong, he hates fighting games that don't play like bejeweled.

I think kinda why I'm pointing this out is a touch of the tism and to remind you all that his champions spending could easily afford this and more to blow on blackjack and a hooker for him and Kat, that much was known already though; guess its just the tism then.

Anyway heres screenshots of where I'm getting the number(s) from:

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That gaming news segment was special. He really has no idea what he's talking and was all over the place mentally and physically as he leaned so far forward I thought he was going to fall.

One thing about it that got me. Bragging about "silky smooth" 60 fps overwatch, which apparenlty is games as a service.

60fps overwatch. 60 fps OW is "silky smooth". Don't tell him but something as currently low end as a 1080 can hit 144fps in ow rather easily. but no no silky smooth 60 FPS.

That and he liked overwatch, he bought loot boxes....

why do you do these things to yourself phil?
 
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