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... Move your damn couch away from that door already. Your life will improve if you just do that.
To be fair to DSP (that was hard to write tbh), he probably just moved it near his door for some kind of technical reason. Even someone as stupid and stubborn as Phil would live with a couch right there.
 
Alright, this is going to be long... but the amount of sperging he's doing is a gold mind.


How about you rethinking your life in general?


There's a reason people don't want you to succeed, Phil. A reason you don't see but everyone else does.


:lol:


You never do better. You always find a way to do worse. People are right to take you down a peg. God knows how you'd act if you always did succeed.


Not gonna happen. You're going to keep making a fool of yourself and people are going to keep mocking you. You're too easy a target.


I've said this before but if you were a nicer person with thicker skin, perhaps you wouldn't have the rep you do now.

Sorry for the long ass post, just needed to share and give my two cents about the topics. Phil's really losing it now, isn't he?
 
Two more just popped. Sorry for spam but seriously... look at these.


Ew no. Your personality is bitter, salty, and a truck load of narcissism. These are the ingredients chosen to great an abysmal Youtube Career.


It took you THIS long to realize that? Seriously, former and current fans have been telling you this since the inception of the TIHYDP craze, and now when Machinima cuts your pay do you realize this? Good Lord, a fucking dog could be gnawing his balls off and he would notice it.
 
What kind of desperate network would take him under their wing? His views are terrible. There's hundreds of people who does exactly what he does but better (mostly). His personality is horrible; he's a racist, homophobic, misogynistic, lowest common denominator, POS. And he's probably the absolute worst Youtuber when it comes to PR. It would be a burden to take him on.

Machinima is pretty much the bottom of the barrel. If you don't have a place there, you don't have a place.
 
34:50 he's turning the kingfofhatevlogs into a "talking head channel" that will include politics and other none gameing news.
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Oh boy! I can't wait to hear his utterly riveting views on today's news. I'm positive that the fans will love it.

Crazy idea, but maybe he could consider actually listening to other people's advice without throwing a hissy fit?
 

That's not hate Phil, that's LIFE. You're not going to get everyone to like you. Especially with your personality and rep. There are people out there with different opinions than yours. And the vast majority of the internet doesn't like you/even know who you are.


Ah, so no one is allowed to have an opinion anymore. Got it. We're all on the hate bandwagon. It's not like people dislike you for your immature humor, your racist remarks or shit like "I feel bad for anyone who grew up with this game." A quote from your Jak II Let's play that's clearly been taken out of context, right?


Now THIS the kind of bandwagon he wants. People giving him thumbs up for no reason... fuck you, Phil. You want a good rating? EARN IT.


There's a reason why you're getting more thumbs down, you're pissing people off. How many people you think hated Phil after the P7 fiasco? Or after John and Howard came clean about working for Phil? And remember Aggy? That drama with her probably netted him some more hate. And of course, his playthroughs are long, boring and uninteresting. Though negative ratings are well earned, Phil.
 
In Phil's mind, he's always, always, in the right no matter the situation. Anyone who disagrees with him are automatically considered detractors in his eyes, even if they were former fans or friends. He is a total narcissist, and I'll be surprised if he ever accepts responsibility for his fuck ups.
 
Thankfully someone gives him money...who is also a pretty well known YouTuber known as DasBoSchitt. Coincidentally DBS is partnered with the same network Phil is trying to contact.

I'm not sure if I missed the reason or not... Did DBS ever explain why he suddenly turn pro-Phil?

KG needs to go and find a second job so he can do a better job of supporting Phil's 'business'.
 
I'm not sure if I missed the reason or not... Did DBS ever explain why he suddenly turn pro-Phil?

KG needs to go and find a second job so he can do a better job of supporting Phil's 'business'.

He said: Phil doesn't deserve to be treated like the Hitler of YouTube.

Real Reason: DasBoSchitt is also known for taking his fans money and pocketing it. This common ground him and DSP share probably makes Phil endearing to DBS.
 
For the laughs, my friend. I would love to hear his fucked up take on various events. He might even find a way to stroke his ego in the process.

That's a good point. Phil is an idiot. Watching him try to extrapolate meaning from ISIS to the Presidential debates would be a hoot. Plus, because he uses volume to make money he'll be chatting shit all the time.

I change my mind. This is a positive development.
 
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That's a good point. Phil is an idiot. Watching him try to extrapolate meaning from ISIS to the Presidential debates would be a hoot. Plus, because he uses volume to make money he'll be chatting shit all the time.

I change my mind. This is a positive development.

"Okay, so there's these dudes called ISIS. *snort* They seem to be spreading across the Middle East, wherever the fuck that is. *snort* Personally, I think that they're total detractors who need to move on. *snort* But it is what it is, I think that they're just a fad like Halo and Kojima, who's still a fuckin' asshole. *snort*"

I think that we'll get some excellent DSP Tries It videos in the future.
 
What's amazing is that Phil actually thinks these two things.

A. He can still make the Youtube thing work

And 2. He thinks making another channel not related to DSP will save him.

He still fails to realize the core problem with why the SoK "movement" got started... HIMSELF. His attitude has not improved at all since his old camcorder days and it's because of that toxic personality that he will always have a hate train following him ready to plow him with with facts he's trying to cover up or call him out on dumb shit he shouldn't have said to start with.

He's also got the thinnest skin anyone's ever seen. There are balloons out there with thicker skin than Phil. And Phil's trying to start an opinion blog? Good Lord, that idea's dead before it even began, isn't it?

Phil's done. For real this time. No matter what does, his channel will never see the numbers it saw 8 years ago. He had his chance to adapt and missed it a long time ago.
 
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