Dramacow Ryulong / Michael Cohen - Fanatic Wikisperg, Anti-Gamergater and All Around Asshole

[Accel_Rider]

Guys, guys. Epic lulz, right? Is that how we say it around here?

 

[Cynical]

After a massive clusterfuck that metastasized to 10(?) talk pages, action against Ryulong was taken. And nothing of value was lost.

While it a small step in the right direction, I bet it won't be long until David Gerard gets a handsie from Ryulong and overturns all this, leading to more shit exploding.

 

[Luminous Being]

While it a small step in the right direction, I bet it won't be long until David Gerard gets a handsie from Ryulong and overturns all this, leading to more shit exploding.

We can only hope.

 

[Optimus Prime]

After a massive clusterfuck that metastasized to 10(?) talk pages, action against Ryulong was taken. And nothing of value was lost.

Trying to locate where the line was finally drawn since they've purged the massive text wall, any key terms to search for?

 

[HipstrsGonnaHip]

Trying to locate where the line was finally drawn since they've purged the massive text wall, any key terms to search for?

"Moderator fiat." The normal users failed to come to a consensus but the problems with Ryulong had reached a point where "no action" was not an acceptable solution so 3 of the 4 mods (David Gerard being the exception) took action on their own.

 

[Jaimas]

It got funnier.

After Ryulong was banned due to his excessive GG sperging and edit warring, RW Admin FuzzyCatPotato apparently elected to rub salt in the wound:

Go to "http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Gamergate" and tell us why some specific assertion is wrong. Don't dox, and you should be fine.

 

[Hellfire]

Michael Cohen couldn't stay away and has returned to sperg out at his enemies list, supposedly the "last edit" he will be making, but we all know the track record on that.

http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Ryulong&oldid=1585927#This_has_to_end_Ryulong

Mona, you're an insufferable holier-than thou bitch. Carpetsmoker, have fun circlejerking it with the neo-Nazis on /r/WikiInAction and patting yourselves on the back that you're the rational ones because I disagreed with article content and you managed to show me that parochial Wikis are festering garbage dumps. Reverend Black Percy, Tielec01, Gooniepunk, Paravant, see last. Last edit I'm making here. And, again, fuck y'all.—Ryulong (talk) 06:50, 9 December 2015 (UTC)

LANCBing and then coming back to make a comment before going "Still Lancbing" has historically been a big warning sign that a LANCB is not happening.--"Paravant" Talk & Contribs 06:55, 9 December 2015 (UTC)

" Last edit I'm making here." Betcha it ain't. Peace. AgingHippie (talk) 06:56, 9 December 2015 (UTC)

And there we have it. My last sympathy and desire to help Ryulong has disappeared. Great job! I sincerely hope you have a happy life worrying hours upon hours about the spelling of 'buddyloid' and that I never run into you again. Houdoe! Carpetsmoker (talk)

He didn't mention me in his villain list?! DAMN THAT CURSED SERPENT! BAN HIM! STRANGLE HIM! FORCE HIM TO WATCH DOCUMENTARIES ABOUT MY LITTLE PONY!!!!!11--Arisboch ☞✍☜☞✉☜ ∈)☼(∋ 07:48, 9 December 2015 (UTC)

Earlier, Carpetsmoker was accused of being a "gator" for posting on WikiInAction. Hipocrite's tantrum also continued as he was butthurt over being called butthurt and he was desysopped and blocked by Paravant after further making a fool of himself. He then started making sockpuppet accounts, which got blocked for ban evasion. He claims to be LANCBing now, but he seemed to think it just meant Leave and Never Come Back (for 8 hours) so time will tell.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Carpetsmoker#Y_Halo_Thar

I'd appreciate if you didn't talk about me being "butthurt like hell" on your offsite doxing boards. Thanks. Hipocrite (talk) 00:09, 9 December 2015 (UTC)

Paravent wrote "if the shoe fits." He's since burned the evidence that he felt it was cool to respond with a pithy quip to you having a pow-wow on an offsite doxing board about me. I responded to that. Here's where he wrote it [1]. Here's where he burned the evidence [2]. [unsigned by Hipocrite]

If the shoe fits, you will be called one. It's been one endless tantrum with you since yesterday as you outright lie and distort the truth on why Ryulong is being opposed. We cannot all be Gamerators, can we? And idk, Adult human Behavior is clearly going "i'm being targeted!". No. you aren't? Who are you? nobody on a minor wiki, that's all. Why the fuck would you be targeted?.--"Paravant" Talk & Contribs 00:15, 9 December 2015 (UTC)

I've called no one here a gator, but I'd appreciate it if you kept my name off your offsite gator doxing boards. Hipocrite (talk) 00:19, 9 December 2015 (UTC)

my gator offsite boards? I fucking cannot stand Reddit, the layout is terrible. And don't lie, don't so blatantly lie. --"Paravant" Talk & Contribs 00:20, 9 December 2015 (UTC)

Not you, the person whose talk page I'm on, brah. Hipocrite (talk) 00:21, 9 December 2015 (UTC)

Because clearly CS is a Gator. --"Paravant" Talk & Contribs 00:26, 9 December 2015 (UTC)

Someone on the WikiInAction subreddit said Ryulong is also active on TVTropes along with his minions. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/article_history.php?article=Characters.KamenRiderGhostProtagonists&more=t

Adam is now trying to fill the void of Cohen's absence by edit warring.

http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Homeopathy&action=history
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Homeopathy#Yo.2C_Carpetsmoker.21

EDIT: Haha, Cohen came back, again. Still butthurt. Made another 'last edit ever, I'm serial this time guys' to wipe out the people's comments on his talk page and add Arisboch to his enemy list.

http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Ryulong&curid=173041&diff=1586045&oldid=1585927

(yeah this will be my last edit, fuckos)

(Block log); 10:37 . . Queex (Talk | contribs) changed block settings for Ryulong (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 3 months (account creation disabled) ‎(Godspeed!!: Flounce enforced by aircraft.)

 

[AnOminous]

This titanic autist is the Christmas gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Hellfire]

There must always be a Buddyloid.

Adam has immediately picked up the slack for Cohen, throwing a hissy fit and edit warring over something stupid with Carpetsmoker, the editor who filed the coop case against Ryulong. Hmm, wonder why Adam would go after him...

http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Homeopathy&action=history

Adam then went crying to Gooniepunk.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Gooniepunk#Yo.2C_can_I_get_your_input_on_something.3F

Once Adam had 'proved' that Carpetsmoker was being a meanie, he then executed stage 2 of this plan, asking for sysop. Retardedly, they had just had a giant ass dramafest over Ryulong and had spent months fighting over his sysop, and now Gooniepunk gave Cohen's meatpuppet sysop without a second thought.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Gooniepunk#Also_hey.2C_can_I_ask_for_Sysop.3F

 

[WhoopieDoo]

The entire affair over Homeopathy is just to spite Carpetsmoker. Lets "step in" and "helpfully" help with this "edit war" which consists of one revert. Right.

It's transparent as fuck. But lets "reward" it with a sysop anyway. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[HipstrsGonnaHip]

Someone on the WikiInAction subreddit said Ryulong is also active on TVTropes along with his minions. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/article_history.php?article=Characters.KamenRiderGhostProtagonists&more=t

Somehow the TVTropes admins come out looking the most competent in all of this. They managed to find a way that allows him to stay without having to tolerate his buddyloid bullshit (this page being a prime example). Probably just reverts and topic bans, I don't know.

It's transparent as fuck. But lets "reward" it with a sysop anyway. What could possibly go wrong?

Maybe the "reward" gives him just enough rope to hang himself.

 

[Luminous Being]

Once Adam had 'proved' that Carpetsmoker was being a meanie, he then executed stage 2 of this plan, asking for sysop. Retardedly, they had just had a giant ass dramafest over Ryulong and had spent months fighting over his sysop, and now Gooniepunk gave Cohen's meatpuppet sysop without a second thought.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Gooniepunk#Also_hey.2C_can_I_ask_for_Sysop.3F

>In the olden days of RationalWiki, it was generally held that those asking for sysop did not deserve it.
>However, those days have passed. I'll make you one in a jiffy. Gooniepunk (talk) 12:30, 9 December 2015 (UTC)

There's two options here really, either he keeps sysop and proves that everyone over there is 110% retarded or the other moderators just take it awyay again because fuck all that noise.

The former would be great because if Jewranger's meatpuppet has sysop we will get more drama out of RW.

The latter would be great because Kitsu will cry and flail and provide us with more drama.

It's a win-win situation and I'm already erect.

 

[Optimus Prime]

There must always be a Buddyloid.

Adam has immediately picked up the slack for Cohen, throwing a hissy fit and edit warring over something stupid with Carpetsmoker, the editor who filed the coop case against Ryulong. Hmm, wonder why Adam would go after him...

http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Homeopathy&action=history

Adam then went crying to Gooniepunk.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Gooniepunk#Yo.2C_can_I_get_your_input_on_something.3F

Once Adam had 'proved' that Carpetsmoker was being a meanie, he then executed stage 2 of this plan, asking for sysop. Retardedly, they had just had a giant ass dramafest over Ryulong and had spent months fighting over his sysop, and now Gooniepunk gave Cohen's meatpuppet sysop without a second thought.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Gooniepunk#Also_hey.2C_can_I_ask_for_Sysop.3F

Somebody should make a Puzzle and Dragons page. It would be like a massive bug lamp to these fools for their spergosity.

 

[Hellfire]

Somehow the TVTropes admins come out looking the most competent in all of this. They managed to find a way that allows him to stay without having to tolerate his buddyloid bullshit (this page being a prime example). Probably just reverts and topic bans, I don't know.

This is great.

I was born in the good old US of A thank you very much. And yes, there's no H in Gorilla, no A in Lion, no L in Condor, but that's what Toei is going with. And why do you get to make every single fucking decision anyway? I already have all of the official names and whatnot on Wikipedia because I'm the only one with the best grasp of the rules and the English language there to write about it. Why decide that this season/series/show/money printer should not use the Engrilish Toei and Bandai like to throw around?

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Has Ryulong actually gone silent or have our reporters just not had time to deal with cataloging his bullshit?

I'm honestly not sure which I'd prefer. On one hand, Ryulong would be gone...but on the other hand, there would be more drama.

 

[Hellfire]

Has Ryulong actually gone silent or have our reporters just not had time to deal with cataloging his bullshit?

I'm honestly not sure which I'd prefer. On one hand, Ryulong would be gone...but on the other hand, there would be more drama.

Ryulong is lurking on various Wikia sites.

This is the most recent one I've seen: http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/Ryulong He appears to be an admin on this one. Removed trivia from an article with no reason given.

Since Ryulong is supposed to be gone, a moderator reached out to the Gamergate community on reddit to come and try and discuss false info in their article. It has gone as well as you would imagine and some discussion about it has taken place in the RW thread here.

Adam (aka Kitsunelaine) has seamlessly replaced Ryulong on RationalWiki and successfully managed to beg for sysop tools. The influx of Gamergaters has given him new targets to harass, reliving Ryulong's enemies for the time being. He also protected his twitter account, probably because Gamergaters mocked him.

But the point we're making is that it's not currently misrepresenting Gamergate. Also, Ryu was caught in splash damage for even editing the Gamergate article as ArbCom had decided to lay down an iron fist on everyone involved with the page. It had no bearing on his specific behavior on the site. - Kitsunelaine 「Beware. The foxgirls are coming.」 02:35, 11 December 2015 (UTC)

That argument is disingenuous as hell and you know it. Stop trying to strawman me. Gamergaters falsely claim to be left wing by pointing to the same faulty surveys that NPOV posted, as explained in List of Gamergate Claims. - Kitsunelaine 「Beware. The foxgirls are coming.」 03:28, 11 December 2015 (UTC)

You're an idiot for claiming that no left wing person supports gamergate. Your arguments are imprecise, ever-changing and sloppy and I gather you have never had any serious scrutiny of them. They are weak, even if the conclusions are nominally correct. Tielec01 (talk) 03:33, 11 December 2015 (UTC)

This is not a way to debate someone, Tielec. Calling me an idiot and shouting at me without actually addressing what I've said is not a good look. Instead, what you could have done, was question my absolutist claim in particular, which is false. I fully admit that that was a wrong thing to say, though I call into question the level of sincerity of any self professed left winger if they sympathize with Gamergate (But this is just me.). You can criticize that without calling me an idiot and essentially flipping me off. The point is that Gamergate is incredibly right wing over all, barring those who haven't put that much thought into it or don't have all the facts. - Kitsunelaine 「Beware. The foxgirls are coming.」 03:50, 11 December 2015 (UTC)

Agreed, GG for the most part reflects right-wing ideas. Also, since I figure our relationship can't sink any lower, stop making 5 edits to make a talk-page post FFS (use the show preview button). Tielec01 (talk) 04:00, 11 December 2015 (UTC)

Sorry. This is a bad habit of mine, but I have a habit of coming up with points so much later than the posting. I'm a very impaitent woman. It's one of my flaws. - Kitsunelaine 「Beware. The foxgirls are coming.」 04:02, 11 December 2015 (UTC)

A medium article is not a reliable source as they can be written by anyone. Essentially, you're advocating for video game journalists to lack any sort of social life within their field. This sort of stuff happens all the time in any given journalistic field. It is not apparent of any ethical breach. It is par for the course. - Kitsunelaine 「Beware. The foxgirls are coming.」 04:09, 11 December 2015 (UTC)

This page currently cites six different medium articles, is this a proposal to remove them? 64.38.194.13 (talk) 16:58, 11 December 2015 (UTC)

Did you seriously just invite Gamergaters over here? No good will come from that. - Kitsunelaine 「Beware. The foxgirls are coming.」 03:26, 11 December 2015 (UTC)

To quote Goonie: "It goes with my personal philosophy that if you run out of the ability to debate somebody to the point where all you can do is dismiss them through labels, then it is time to re-evaluate (not change, mind you, but re-evaluate) your own stance." αδελφός ΓυζζγςατΡοτατο (talk/stalk) 03:33, 11 December 2015 (UTC)

Gamergaters aren't coming here to debate, boyo. It's not cowardly to keep people known to argue in bad faith away from the conversation.179.222.133.47 (talk) 03:47, 11 December 2015 (UTC)

But this is like asking conservipedians to fix our articles on religion. Asking holocaust deniers to fix our article on holocaust denial. It just isn't done. All we'll get is bad faith edits, JAQing off, and poor attempts at history revisionism that our own page can already refute. - Kitsunelaine 「Beware. The foxgirls are coming.」 03:48, 11 December 2015 (UTC)

I have not seen evidence to back up your last sentence, and indeed, the activity gathered here already suggests the opposite. By inviting Gamergaters here, you are inviting everything that comes with them. I hope you're prepared to take responsibility for that. - Kitsunelaine 「Beware. The foxgirls are coming.」 04:14, 11 December 2015 (UTC)

We invited Gamergaters and anybody with a non-anti-GG opinion here the moment we added "if you disagree with us, come to our talk page!" to the main page, the door was open before it was ever closed. And I don't have to take responsibility for anything, I didn't write RW policy. --"Paravant" Talk & Contribs 04:17, 11 December 2015 (UTC)

"Non-anti-GG" is a gamergater, paravant. And there's a difference between "encouraging" this and opening the floodgates to a userbase known for doxxing, harassing, and trying to destroy people who disagree with them. - Kitsunelaine 「Beware. The foxgirls are coming.」 04:20, 11 December 2015 (UTC)

And we'll ban anyone who tries that shit. Notice how many people have been banned so far? 1. For legal threats. Let's hope it stays that way. Cømrade FυzzчCαтPøтαтø (talk/stalk) 04:31, 11 December 2015 (UTC)

I just don't appreciate painting a target on this site (and it's users) for them, when before, we could just deal with them strolling in, unprovoked. - Kitsunelaine 「Beware. The foxgirls are coming.」 04:32, 11 December 2015 (UTC)

Saying 'shady' over and over again without anything to back your dislike up doesn't reflect very well on you. Here's another thing they did: http://www.thefineyoungcapitalists.com/SNlessInfo. It looks like Rappard is the business of connecting women/minority creators with professionals in Colombia to make their creations reality. Autobotika are the professionals they used to make Afterlife Empire; presumably they are TFYC's 'video-game people'. They used other people for the graphic novel linked above. The profits of their products are split up as follows: 74% to charity, 8% to the creator, 10% to the people who make the product (Autobotika for Afterlife Empire), and 8% to TFYC. 192.249.132.237 (talk) 10:01, 11 December 2015 (UTC)

Do you know how much Afterlife Empire made? :3c - Kitsunelaine 「Beware. The foxgirls are coming.」 10:05, 11 December 2015 (UTC)

Go back to sucking off Ryulong in the corner, adults are talking. 192.249.132.237 (talk) 10:05, 11 December 2015 (UTC)

Sorry bruh, Ryulong doesn't swing that way - Kitsunelaine 「Beware. The foxgirls are coming.」 10:09, 11 December 2015 (UTC)

So I guess you aren't trying either, given that you've insulted TFYC in every comment here, where I made one to someone who came here in bad faith? 192.249.132.237 (talk) 10:43, 11 December 2015 (UTC)

Facts can be insulting. - Kitsunelaine 「Beware. The foxgirls are coming.」 10:44, 11 December 2015 (UTC) Learn to participate constructively, Kistunelaine, and stop trying to drive off any editors that disagree with you. 192.249.132.237 (talk) 10:45, 11 December 2015 (UTC)

If I wanted to drive you off, you've given me more than enough justification to ban you. - Kitsunelaine 「Beware. The foxgirls are coming.」 10:47, 11 December 2015 (UTC)

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's FCP going to a Gamergate subreddit and encouraging the sociopaths to come here. (god I wonder how many people get that joke) - Kitsunelaine 「Beware. The foxgirls are coming.」 10:59, 11 December 2015 (UTC)

I'm a Gamergater and I work on the Sanders campaign, so that can't be right . And I'll eat my hat if Kitsunelaine isn't (at least occasionally) Ryulong. Good job solving that problem BTW, finally I can help with the article. Sarah (HH) 05:34, 12 December 2015 (UTC)

I don't think, that she is, judging by her manner of writing.--Arisboch ☞✍☜☞✉☜ ∈)☼(∋ 17:53, 12 December 2015 (UTC)

I think she's trying hard not to sound like Ryulong. The occasional rambling, run-on sentence that slips past, the "gator mobs are out to get Ryulong!" refrain, obsessive response to every pro-GG thread comment and her inexplicable attachment to every factoid Ryulong's inserted suggest maybe otherwise. It doesn't help her case that wikipedia's Kitsunelaine is a confirmed Ryulong sock, which I'll elaborate on if you're interested (and your outing policy permits it.)

It shouldn't be a problem so long as she doesn't repeat his mistakes, but it took almost a year to solve that mess and I'm concerned if she does it will take another year. Meanwhile, the recent wave of moderate pro-GG-ers from reddit will be driven away by hostility. Leaving only die hard POV pushers, which doesn't help anyone. I will try to stay positive! Reading through the article now looking for low-hanging fruit. Sarah (HH) 20:17, 12 December 2015 (UTC)

 

[APerson]

Update on the GG talk page: someone calling KE out on their Ryulong-like shit!

Spoiler

 

[Optimus Prime]

Well that didn't take long.

 

[Hellfire]

Think Cohen is coaching Adam? We know they are twitter and IRC, wouldn't be surprised if they are on Skype/teamspeak/whatever.

Workshop it here before pushing it to the article, the writing on that was terrible and you should honestly focus on making something good before saying "the old blurb was bad" when that's your suggestion for replacing it. Right now, the opening is sufficient, serviceable, and accurate, and I think that any suggestions for changing it need to be agreed upon by the community. Also, Gamergate has nothing to do with AAA publishers being too close to gaming websites. That's a little too close to "Actually its about..." when we know Gamergate advocates for the least ethical practices ever "Everyone who doesn't pander to me and me alone must be DRIVEN OUT OF THE INDUSTRY" - Kitsunelaine 「Beware. The foxgirls are coming.」 23:53, 12 December 2015 (UTC)

 

[Optimus Prime]

Think Cohen is coaching Adam? We know they are twitter and IRC, wouldn't be surprised if they are on Skype/teamspeak/whatever.

No question about it, Adam is Cohen's meat puppet. After all, Cohen is kind of like Voldemort - he has no friends, only expendable proxies who can do all the horrible shit for them.

Only instead of holding magic KKK type meetings and getting snake tattoos, they sperg out about year old controversies and dump money into a puzzle orb matching game with a shitload of anime girls in it.