DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[SkippyLongbottom]

As a fellow Valkyrie fan, just remember that it's always been suffering, so don't get too mad about things.

I just watched his goddamn Daylight Savings Time spiel, and he really just never ceases to be a weird hermit. Like, it's to save electricity and energy. It might be a bit outdated considering we no longer live on a nationwide schedule now. But, it's not some arcane ritual you fat fucking idiot.

I'm not affected by DST but whenever he talks about it I get even more confused.

 

[Kheapathic]

As a fellow Valkyrie fan, just remember that it's always been suffering, so don't get too mad about things.

I just watched his goddamn Daylight Savings Time spiel, and he really just never ceases to be a weird hermit. Like, it's to save electricity and energy. It might be a bit outdated considering we no longer live on a nationwide schedule now. But, it's not some arcane ritual you fat fucking idiot.

I know, Tri-Ace was always Enix's little brother who doesn't get to go outside and play much; but I'd be lying if I said I didn't love their games. Star Ocean never had the production or polish of Final Fantasy, some of their voice acting is laughable and some animations can be complete fucking jank, but I fucking love them; and I'm still waiting for the release date for SO6. Valkyrie Profile, hell, we only had 3 games, and sometimes I don't even want to give the DS game its due. Been ~15 years since VP2, and all I've been wanting is VP3: Hrist... and instead I get something on par with Drakengard 3, which was okay, but had many mechanical problems. Not to go full consoomer mode and act like I'm gonna die because I didn't get my way, but fuck, this is the "We have Valkyrie Profile at home" meme.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'm not affected by DST but whenever he talks about it I get even more confused.

He's crying because he 'technically' has to get up an hour earlier now. Not that 11 am is the crack of dawn.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Wait, he's going on and on in circles jumping from excuse to excuse why he won't do anything with RTU, detractors will go after RTU cause we do that all the time with people he tries to help, how does it benefit me (apparently RTU needs DSP's views cause DSP is that popular), RTU is a troll cause he uses the Oh face when ever he talks about phil. Thats the only drama thats ever happened to him so thats all RTU can bring up.

The incident, but phil doesn't "make that kind of content anymore", he's changed.

so "scratching your leg" was content now? so fapping in front of dent heads and children was content phil was making and he doesn't make that kind of content anymore.

Nigga's brain is probably pudding, he's just saying statements that, at times, barely stay on topic. The he's 25% italian but also 75% italian earlier and now implying the incident was content.

Pudding Brain Burnell.

 

[strandedcastaway]

He just got a series of tips during his never-ending, he's-said-this-100-times ReviewtechUSA rant, including a $100 tip. All he's done is whine for the past hour, hasn't started game play and he's now well over $200 in tips.

I'm not "mad" but I'm perplexed at the stupidity of humans.

 

[JPG]

Wait, he's going on and on in circles jumping from excuse to excuse why he won't do anything with RTU, detractors will go after RTU cause we do that all the time with people he tries to help, how does it benefit me (apparently RTU needs DSP's views cause DSP is that popular), RTU is a troll cause he uses the Oh face when ever he talks about phil. Thats the only drama thats ever happened to him so thats all RTU can bring up.

The incident, but phil doesn't "make that kind of content anymore", he's changed.

so "scratching your leg" was content now? so fapping in front of dent heads and children was content phil was making and he doesn't make that kind of content anymore.

Nigga's brain is probably pudding, he's just saying statements that, at times, barely stay on topic. The he's 25% italian but also 75% italian earlier and now implying the incident was content.

Pudding Brain Burnell.

DSPGaming has taken e-begging to the next level to be fair, that's a legit fact video title.

 

[Philbo Beggins]

The speds are showering their overlord in cash today. What an absolutely depressing display of attention seeking. That money is already gone.

 

[Kheapathic]

Hard plastic gets heavy on your head?! ... BOY! The most it should do is be uncomfortable because it's not a proper fit and you can't mold it.

 

[TJGamebox]

so phil can afford WWE now right?

 

[David Davidson]

The speds are showering their overlord in cash today. What an absolutely depressing display of attention seeking. That money is already gone.

$150 from one dude that said he would give $100 if Phil did a NG+ run of Elden Ring with no summons and gave the money anyways. Either legit autist, or some dumbass trying to setup some chargebacks in the near future. Its stupid either way.

 

[UsedUp]

Note. Dsp could very well make $300+ this entire stream and come tonight make nothing and will still complain. But his wheel chairs get off on paying for a 40 year old married man's bills and taxes and groceries and take out/delivery so.

 

[UaineRunei]

The speds are showering their overlord in cash today. What an absolutely depressing display of attention seeking. That money is already gone.

I said that in chat, but if you guys didn't notice, Phil accidentally revealed that Lyciversoul is actually "sadmus_aran".

He said:
"Lyciversoul did a $10 tip and said 'I'm your biggest fan'. Ok? Now, he did a $20 tip and [...]"
Except there wasn't a $20 tip from Lyciversoul. The $20 was from "sadmus_aran".

So Lyciversoul just gave him $200 in one go.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Wait, he's going on and on in circles jumping from excuse to excuse why he won't do anything with RTU, detractors will go after RTU cause we do that all the time with people he tries to help, how does it benefit me (apparently RTU needs DSP's views cause DSP is that popular), RTU is a troll cause he uses the Oh face when ever he talks about phil. Thats the only drama thats ever happened to him so thats all RTU can bring up.

The incident, but phil doesn't "make that kind of content anymore", he's changed.

so "scratching your leg" was content now? so fapping in front of dent heads and children was content phil was making and he doesn't make that kind of content anymore.

Nigga's brain is probably pudding, he's just saying statements that, at times, barely stay on topic. The he's 25% italian but also 75% italian earlier and now implying the incident was content.

Pudding Brain Burnell.

It's funny when he tries to do backhand compliments towards Rich. He explains Rich as being proactive as a content creator by going from product reviewing, to drama and gameplay reviewing.

Then tells him to kiss chickens or some shit? He's just a fuckin envious asshole at this point.

I said that in chat, but if you guys didn't notice, Phil accidentally revealed that Lyciversoul is actually "sadmus_aran".

He said:
"Lyciversoul did a $10 tip and said 'I'm your biggest fan'. Ok? Now, he did a $20 tip and [...]"
Except there wasn't a $20 tip from Lyciversoul. The $20 was from "sadmus_aran".

So Lyciversoul just gave him $200 in one go.

Skyrim as a day stream on the second week of March, on a Thursday. Payday time baby. More things to add to Whales determining his scheduling.

 

[SomeBoyo]

He hates RTU because Rich had a "DSPGaming is failing" segment where he analyzes the channel numbers.

It's funny when he tries to do backhand compliments towards Rich. He explains Rich as being proactive as a content creator by going from product reviewing, to drama and gameplay reviewing.

About that...

 

[Freshtodeath]

He sucks at any game that's not the shitty port of Super Turbo. I guess he's okay at SF3 against bad players. Once he faces someone decent he gets bodied. He won't attend evo he's too much a pussy leave his house these days.

 

[But I Digress]

his dad is english and his mom is half polish half italian so that makes phil AT MOST only 25% italian

Phil is a White Trash that doesn't have any kind of ethnic identity. It's as embarrassing as white people going to Ireland and tell them they're Irish.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Wait, he's going on and on in circles jumping from excuse to excuse why he won't do anything with RTU, detractors will go after RTU cause we do that all the time with people he tries to help, how does it benefit me (apparently RTU needs DSP's views cause DSP is that popular), RTU is a troll cause he uses the Oh face when ever he talks about phil. Thats the only drama thats ever happened to him so thats all RTU can bring up.

To be fair, Rich wouldn't benefit him, because it's true that nobody who follows Rich is going to have a positive outlook on Phil, since Phil is what Rich would be if he had a way lower IQ. No one who likes Rich wants to be reminded of that. They prefer to keep liking him.

But Phil can fuck off with the rest of that bullshit. Rich is already a lolcow and Phil doesn't give a fuck about it getting worse for someone else, and the pigroach has absolutely no idea how lucky he is that Rich doesn't dig into the much more embarrassing shit. Nor does he have enough brains or decency to refrain from tempting fate by insulting him and acting like Rich couldn't possibly dig up plenty more dirt, which is practically daring him to.

Not a good idea, because even more than Keemstar once did, Rich is the guy who has incentive to do exactly that, from being far lower on the totem pole. He wouldn't be lowering himself with a lengthy expose on Phil's numerous stupid moments. May not help his channel much, it would certainly do damage to Phil's mental state.

 

[actually]

I said that in chat, but if you guys didn't notice, Phil accidentally revealed that Lyciversoul is actually "sadmus_aran".

He said:
"Lyciversoul did a $10 tip and said 'I'm your biggest fan'. Ok? Now, he did a $20 tip and [...]"
Except there wasn't a $20 tip from Lyciversoul. The $20 was from "sadmus_aran".

So Lyciversoul just gave him $200 in one go.

Sorta confirms @Piece of Peace's theory that Lycifersoul/Lyciversoul is the other whale propping Phil up. What a sad existence for lil Johnathan Moreno.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

his dad is english and his mom is half polish half italian so that makes phil AT MOST only 25% italian

England was part of the Roman Empire over 1600 years ago so his dad is 100% Italian by proxy.
D E B U N K E D !

 

[wahkando]

Sorta confirms @Piece of Peace's theory that Lycifersoul/Lyciversoul is the other whale propping Phil up. What a sad existence for lil Johnathan Moreno.

he is honestly extremely pathetic

might be the most sad whale out of all of them... at least Jeff is an actual engineer with a well paying job.

Another whale who despite getting chased off and chewed out by Phil and 99% of his chatters, just can't stay away because they have nothing else whatsoever going for them