Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

If you want to call murdering and grinding up into pepperoni to sell to the neighbors fucking, then yeah he does
If you want to judge him by the company he keeps which let me remind you is a thing he regularly does with other people so it's totally cool I'd say odds are good he molests them first and shoves them up his ass after making them into sausage. Naturally I don't know if any of that is true I'm just speculating based on tweets of his.
 
If you want to call murdering and grinding up into pepperoni to sell to the neighbors fucking, then yeah he does
I have it on good authority* that Pat actually does fuck little black boys before turning them into pepperoni. Not only does he get off selling meat tainted with his semen, he gets to let his racist flag fly by telling them their little black asses belong to massa now.


*Source: dude, just trust me
 
I have it on good authority* that Pat actually does fuck little black boys before turning them into pepperoni. Not only does he get off selling meat tainted with his semen, he gets to let his racist flag fly by telling them their little black asses belong to massa now.


*Source: dude, just trust me
He's an A&N poster?
 
Oh dear...

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Up to 26k now.
 
Patrick not grasping the concept of compounding interest is fucking hilarious. He really thinks he can beat the system if he just refuses to pay, that one day he'll just wake up and everything will be magically fixed.
Unironically, is he just planning on dying? He's admitted he's an alcoholic loser who has nothing better to do than picking fights on the internet. His life's ambition to le own the cyberbullies failed, thereby proving he's not a mixture of Harry Potter, Luke Skywalker, and Katniss Everdeen rolled into one.

The only guy I've ever known whose gotten close to Tomlinson's levels was this dude who literally drank himself to death. He didn't kill himself, but he just stopped living. Is Fatty on the same path?
 
Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's ONAF's (?) Lawyer saying "The fat fucker owes us 23.7k, I had to spend $1200 enforcing a lien against him, he owes us another 50 bucks in interest - he now owes $25,000"?
You're right, I double-added by mistake.

Pat's twitter has been unusually quiet today for some reason:

I warned you all but you didn't listen, child.

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Unironically, is he just planning on dying? He's admitted he's an alcoholic loser who has nothing better to do than picking fights on the internet. His life's ambition to le own the cyberbullies failed, thereby proving he's not a mixture of Harry Potter, Luke Skywalker, and Katniss Everdeen rolled into one.

The only guy I've ever known whose gotten close to Tomlinson's levels was this dude who literally drank himself to death. He didn't kill himself, but he just stopped living. Is Fatty on the same path?
Kinda reminds me of Lowtax.
 
I have some very sad news. The Shah of Iran has been banned from Goodreads:

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Another man struck down in his prime for the crime of calling Patrick S. Tomlinson fat on the internet. Be careful out there folks. I'm sure this is the last we'll see of him, because Goodreads accounts are REALLY hard to make.
 
Regarding the debt, he must've at least considered filing for bankruptcy. Wouldn't be Niki's first rodeo. Dragging this out to inconvenience Quasi and make a shittier offer.
The Shah of Iran has been banned from Goodreads:
"I know important people, child, I have contacTs at Goodreads" - takes a month to get rid of the Shah of Iran lol. He has dragged so many people into this that statistically there's zero chance some of his colleagues/lawyers/hooligans customers/exwife aren't regulars lurking this thread/OnA and loving it
But if you try to pull the same trick on Patrick with one of his tweets about how he's not losing the lawsuit, child, you get blocked.
yeah Fatty is no different than the people taunting him for their own amusement. It's poetic justice that it happened to him of all people. He's a classless controntation baiter that celebrates death and rape of people he dislikes, he uses the justice system solely to maximize economic damage of his opponents, and then has the audacity to play the victim card about "performative cruelty"

Read this tweet, he's literally one of us lol archived
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his constant provocation of "stalkers"/russian bots is similarly trolly, he's just a fag about it and only setting himself up for ridicule 2 years later archived
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"too stupid to accept the loss" :thinking:

This is why he'll never be the poster child of Internet trolling victimhood he desperately wants to be in some Netflix documentary, because he's an insufferable douche. There's a dozen cute young TikTokers getting harassed for real every week that'd make much better protagonists. Bet this is why Vice dropped it.
 
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