Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Mr Moonface]

"I know important people, child, I have contacTs at Goodreads" - takes a month to get rid of the Shah of Iran lol. He has dragged so many people into this that statistically there's zero chance some of his colleagues/lawyers/hooligans customers/exwife aren't regulars lurking this thread/OnA and loving it

The process is that Pat has a contact in the SFWA who reaches out to Goodreads to have any negative reviews of his book deleted. It usually takes about a month to go through.

This process exists because of the 'Goodreads Saga' which I'm pretty sure predates this thread. Basically, a hundred or so rascals made accounts on Goodreads to down-rate all of Pat's books. Here's a screenshot of some of their accounts, see if you can spot the joke:



Pat oinked about it on twitter daily for about a year until (then) leader of the SFWA and pedophile-enabler Mary Kowal got involved. All the negative reviews were deleted, however all of Pat's own five-star reviews of his books remained.

 

[Somerville Dan]

Afaik you can’t get bankruptcy protection from court awarded judgments, right?

OOPSIE DOODLES

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

Regarding the debt, he must've at least considered filing for bankruptcy. Wouldn't be Niki's first rodeo. Dragging this out to inconvenience Quasi and make a shittier offer.

"I know important people, child, I have contacTs at Goodreads" - takes a month to get rid of the Shah of Iran lol. He has dragged so many people into this that statistically there's zero chance some of his colleagues/lawyers/hooligans customers/exwife aren't regulars lurking this thread/OnA and loving it

yeah Fatty is no different than the people taunting him for their own amusement. It's poetic justice that it happened to him of all people. He's a classless controntation baiter that celebrates death and rape of people he dislikes, he uses the justice system solely to maximize economic damage of his opponents, and then has the audacity to play the victim card about "performative cruelty"

Read this tweet, he's literally one of us lol archived
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his constant provocation of "stalkers"/russian bots is similarly trolly, he's just a fag about it and only setting himself up for ridicule 2 years later archived
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"too stupid to accept the loss"

This is why he'll never be the poster child of Internet trolling victimhood he desperately wants to be in some Netflix documentary, because he's an insufferable douche. There's a dozen cute young TikTokers getting harassed for real every week that'd make much better protagonists. Bet this is why Vice dropped it.

knowing what he sounds like, all his quotes sound very very gay

 

[AnOminous]

Bet this is why Vice dropped it.

If I knew nothing about this fat freak and you just showed me a dozen completely randomly selected tweets from him, it would be easy to discern he is an absolute douchebag. I doubt Pat has written enough tweets where he wasn't obviously a complete fuckwad that even Vice cherry-picking their hearts out couldn't make him look good.

 

[instythot]

I have some very sad news. The Shah of Iran has been banned from Goodreads:

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Another man struck down in his prime for the crime of calling Patrick S. Tomlinson fat on the internet. Be careful out there folks. I'm sure this is the last we'll see of him, because Goodreads accounts are REALLY hard to make.

I started digging through Patrick's 1 and 2 star reviews. Even more entertaining than gems like "for some reason there are several scenes in which children are sexualized" and "I think I disliked the author more than the book" are the instances where people change their opinion and review after having visited Patty's twitter

Pat really does go to town reporting accounts. Lots of half conversations remain. I have to wonder just how much slander and defamation he would tolerate from the rascals if they inserted it into 5 star reviews

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

Looks like Pat took down the "oandaforums."

It's down. See you all in prison.

FUCK wisconsin state troopers are outside my house!! they're repelling in through the windows!!! what the FUCK bros not like this!!! pat has won??!!?? imso sorry but I'll have to tell them all your names

 

[CatboyCumDump]

Someone posted a snippet of audio of Patrick to Ona, I havent listened to all of the josiah tapes so i assume that is where this is from? Either way, what a mental image Pat paints.

"I have gotten six death threats in the last three weeks and I have a standard response to them now which I have found to be very effective. When someone sends a death threat it's usually to my private email because they dont want to do it in public because it's easy to screencap or whatever. Uhh, I have a picture of me, Buck Naked, holding an assault rifle with a rage erection and I just send that picture to them with a little caption that just says "Can't wait to meet you, I wonder which one you're more afraid of getting shot with?" and then...nothing happens after that. That's pretty much the end of that, works great so far."

We all know if patrick had indeed done this, it would have been posted to OnA forums and shooped a million different times and we would all be enjoying some spoilered content in this thread. So, I wonder where it is Patrick got this tall tale from? It really reminds me of...some post...that I cannot place my finger on....

edit: also, I just can't help but laugh that he calls it a "rage erection" instead of a "raging" erection. Proof the rascals get under his skin and live in his head rent free.

 

[instythot]

Someone posted a snippet of audio of Patrick to Ona, I havent listened to all of the josiah tapes so i assume that is where this is from? Either way, what a mental image Pat paints.

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"I have gotten six death threats in the last three weeks and I have a standard response to them now which I have found to be very effective. When someone sends a death threat it's usually to my private email because they dont want to do it in public because it's easy to screencap or whatever. Uhh, I have a picture of me, Buck Naked, holding an assault rifle with a rage erection and I just send that picture to them with a little caption that just says "Can't wait to meet you, I wonder which one you're more afraid of getting shot with?" and then...nothing happens after that. That's pretty much the end of that, works great so far."

We all know if patrick had indeed done this, it would have been posted to OnA forums and shooped a million different times and we would all be enjoying some spoilered content in this thread. So, I wonder where it is Patrick got this tall tale from? It really reminds me of...some post...that I cannot place my finger on....

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edit: also, I just can't help but laugh that he calls it a "rage erection" instead of a "raging" erection. Proof the rascals get under his skin and live in his head rent free.

You forgot the best part, where Patrick proudly frames it as advice

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I have some very sad news. The Shah of Iran has been banned from Goodreads:

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Another man struck down in his prime for the crime of calling Patrick S. Tomlinson fat on the internet. Be careful out there folks. I'm sure this is the last we'll see of him, because Goodreads accounts are REALLY hard to make.

Punished Shah of Iran arc incoming. Let's gooooo!!!

This is why he'll never be the poster child of Internet trolling victimhood he desperately wants to be in some Netflix documentary, because he's an insufferable douche. There's a dozen cute young TikTokers getting harassed for real every week that'd make much better protagonists. Bet this is why Vice dropped it.

If I knew nothing about this fat freak and you just showed me a dozen completely randomly selected tweets from him, it would be easy to discern he is an absolute douchebag. I doubt Pat has written enough tweets where he wasn't obviously a complete fuckwad that even Vice cherry-picking their hearts out couldn't make him look good.

If they went through with the doc, it would end up being like the Arthur Chu documentary. One where even with fairly generous treatment by the narrator, he ends up looking like a pathetic asshole.

 

[ImportantOpinions]

"I have gotten six death threats in the last three weeks and I have a standard response to them now which I have found to be very effective. When someone sends a death threat it's usually to my private email because they dont want to do it in public because it's easy to screencap or whatever. Uhh, I have a picture of me, Buck Naked, holding an assault rifle with a rage erection and I just send that picture to them with a little caption that just says "Can't wait to meet you, I wonder which one you're more afraid of getting shot with?" and then...nothing happens after that. That's pretty much the end of that, works great so far."

Stalker: I'm gonna kill you Patrick.

Patrick: Here is a picture of my erect penis, are you afraid if we meet in person, the encounter will end with me jizzing on you?

Stalker: Oh fuck this guy's a badass, I'm outta here.

This exact scenario happened six separate times over the course of three weeks.

 

[Oliver Onions]

And to blame this only on 'capitalism' is asinine, what, were collective farm bosses or Reich procurement officers any nicer? Is the CCP known for its strong workers-rights laws, competitive wages and safe workplaces?

To be fair, it's pretty hard to be traumatized under Communism when you get a bullet in the head the instant you don't produce enough grain (or produce too much, comrade).

As always, I would love to hear Pigrick's proposal for an alternative, superior system to capitalism; gonna guess it's some mutterings about the 1% followed by a block.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Stalker: I'm gonna kill you Patrick.

Patrick: Here is a picture of my erect penis, are you afraid if we meet in person, the encounter will end with me jizzing on you?

Stalker: Oh fuck this guy's a badass, I'm outta here.

This exact scenario happened six separate times over the course of three weeks.

He did say he had a shotgun, and asked them which one they feared being "shot" with more. The answer is obviously the shotgun because why would you be afraid of something you can't see or feel?

Obvious small dick joke, but a guy who overcompensates as much as Fatrick MUST be seriously lacking downstairs.

To be fair, it's pretty hard to be traumatized under Communism when you get a bullet in the head the instant you don't produce enough grain (or produce too much, comrade).

The reason you didn't hear about this shit in communist regimes is because complaining about work was/is literally illegal.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Stalker: I'm gonna kill you Patrick.

Patrick: Here is a picture of my erect penis, are you afraid if we meet in person, the encounter will end with me jizzing on you?

Stalker: Oh fuck this guy's a badass, I'm outta here.

This exact scenario happened six separate times over the course of three weeks.

The sad thing is, if he actually had the balls to do it I'd like him more. I can dig someone who's enough of a psycho to send a picture of his obese naked body to scare off internet trolls. It would be pretty funny compared to his normal passive-aggressive self.

 

[kludge]

The sad thing is, if he actually had the balls to do it I'd like him more. I can dig someone who's enough of a psycho to send a picture of his obese naked body to scare off internet trolls. It would be pretty funny compared to his normal passive-aggressive self.

And this is how you know Fatrick has a small penis. You just know that if he had something respectable down there he'd be sending people those 'rage boner pics' of his, but it will forever remain just a childish, vengeful little dream his fatass came up with.

 

[Maude Snew]

As always, I would love to hear Pigrick's proposal for an alternative, superior system to capitalism; gonna guess it's some mutterings about the 1% followed by a block.

Wrong as always, stalker. Spacetranscrabocracy is the way forward, child.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

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"I have gotten six death threats in the last three weeks and I have a standard response to them now which I have found to be very effective. When someone sends a death threat it's usually to my private email because they dont want to do it in public because it's easy to screencap or whatever. Uhh, I have a picture of me, Buck Naked, holding an assault rifle with a rage erection and I just send that picture to them with a little caption that just says "Can't wait to meet you, I wonder which one you're more afraid of getting shot with?" and then...nothing happens after that. That's pretty much the end of that, works great so far."

We all know if patrick had indeed done this, it would have been posted to OnA forums and shooped a million different times and we would all be enjoying some spoilered content in this thread. So, I wonder where it is Patrick got this tall tale from? It really reminds me of...some post...that I cannot place my finger on....

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edit: also, I just can't help but laugh that he calls it a "rage erection" instead of a "raging" erection. Proof the rascals get under his skin and live in his head rent free.

I'm no psychologist, but holy shit does Patrick just seethe with barely contained homosexual angst. He really wants to dominate man-ass.

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

He did say he had a shotgun, and asked them which one they feared being "shot" with more. The answer is obviously the shotgun because why would you be afraid of something you can't see or feel?

Obvious small dick joke, but a guy who overcompensates as much as Fatrick MUST be seriously lacking downstairs.


The reason you didn't hear about this shit in communist regimes is because complaining about work was/is literally illegal.

And this is how you know Fatrick has a small penis. You just know that if he had something respectable down there he'd be sending people those 'rage boner pics' of his, but it will forever remain just a childish, vengeful little dream his fatass came up with.

He has no package. He has a liTTle one.

Guy on the right is Gregg Opie Hughes, who is packing a whopper.

 

[Helium Bubble]

I have some very sad news. The Shah of Iran has been banned from Goodreads:

Another man struck down in his prime for the crime of calling Patrick S. Tomlinson fat on the internet. Be careful out there folks. I'm sure this is the last we'll see of him, because Goodreads accounts are REALLY hard to make.

True citizens of the Islamic Republic shall be avenged of this insult! The porcine kaffir will never be allowed to rest on his momentary victory over a servant of Allah! To arms, brothers! In Minecraft!

 

[instythot]

I'm no psychologist, but holy shit does Patrick just seethe with barely contained homosexual angst. He really wants to dominate man-ass.

I know how many cowboys, but how many naked sci fi authors are at ram ranch?