Lolcow 03bgood / Blake Good - Fat Autist Mad About Everything

Lol, his whole pathetic "life" if you can even call it that is epically failing to get some shitty cartoon ideas off the ground that will basically never happen. I forgot how hilarious he could be.
I love how open he is about his cartoon being a Power Puff Girls ripoff. It's as if even he knows it's shit.
 
Lol, his whole pathetic "life" if you can even call it that is epically failing to get some shitty cartoon ideas off the ground that will basically never happen. I forgot how hilarious he could be.
Not to mention the "promise" he made to move to California for over 5 years now. :story:

He should just swallow his pride and realize that it's nothing more than a pipe dream at this point, whether or not he likes it.
 
He should sells his drawings on etsy to help fund his internet lumberjack dream.
 
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Holy crap, this guy. He flips out at shit so much that I simultaneously roll my eyes and giggle at him. You could say something about, say, cheese, and he'd probably flip his shit.

Why the hell does he care so much about Nintendo's Virtual Console in particular anyway? He acts like the world is going to end if not every single game he wants is on it.
 
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Why the hell does he care so much about Nintendo's Virtual Console in particular anyway? He acts like the world is going to end if not every single game he wants is on it.
Maybe he just hates modern games since "every" game that comes out is M rated so he can only get enjoymemt out of Nintendo releasing old games he probably already owns.
 
I love how open he is about his cartoon being a Power Puff Girls ripoff. It's as if even he knows it's shit.

I don't know - if he was THAT MUCH self - aware... He'd give up this crap & settle for working in retail, already.

Anything to get him to join the cruel, fucked up, violent real world we all know and learn to accept / tolerate.
 
I don't know - if he was THAT MUCH self - aware... He'd give up this crap & settle for working in retail, already.

Anything to get him to join the cruel, fucked up, violent real world we all know and learn to accept / tolerate.

You honestly believe he would survive a week in retail? Especially during the holiday season? The guy would be eaten alive at a goddamn Macy's or JCPenny's once he realizes that he can't play VC games on his 3DS all the time.
 
You honestly believe he would survive a week in retail? Especially during the holiday season? The guy would be eaten alive at a goddamn Macy's or JCPenny's once he realizes that he can't play VC games on his 3DS all the time.
To be honest, I can't picture him in any kind of job (especially one where he would have to deal with customer relations). I'm not entirely sure where his income comes from at the moment (he probably lives with a family member), but I think his only chance at getting a paying job (and he wouldn't even make much off of this) would be to open a Patreon for his YouTube and a few trolls would probably support him just a little bit.
 
To be honest, I can't picture him in any kind of job (especially one where he would have to deal with customer relations). I'm not entirely sure where his income comes from at the moment (he probably lives with a family member), but I think his only chance at getting a paying job (and he wouldn't even make much off of this) would be to open a Patreon for his YouTube and a few trolls would probably support him just a little bit.

It would be either goddamn hilarious or cringeworthy to see him in a customer service position (and those are the kind of jobs that are easily available, especially with someone who has no job experience). He'd probably chimp out within the first customer he'd have by himself.

And he has said he apparently lives in an apartment on his own, although I firmly believe his mama/ :tugboat: is paying for it.
 
You honestly believe he would survive a week in retail? Especially during the holiday season? The guy would be eaten alive at a goddamn Macy's or JCPenny's once he realizes that he can't play VC games on his 3DS all the time.

It would be actually fun to see him do something challenging, other than rant all day on the net like this. THAT was my thought process behind saying that, overall. Shame you're right - it would be lovely to see otherwise, though!
 
So there is an Blake Good/UltraMario256/03bgood thread here. Cool.

Anyway, all the stuff posted here already is fine and all, but this is only the tip of the iceberg in regards to Mr. Good.



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And it just continues endlessly with this guy.

Megaman X3 was shit compared to the previous two.
 
This guy is like Dobson where he's so fixated on his high school bullies. I think when most people grow up they get over and forgive the people who bullied them in highschool and bullies grow up too and sometimes they become friends
 
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It would be either goddamn hilarious or cringeworthy to see him in a customer service position (and those are the kind of jobs that are easily available, especially with someone who has no job experience). He'd probably chimp out within the first customer he'd have by himself.

And he has said he apparently lives in an apartment on his own, although I firmly believe his mama/ :tugboat: is paying for it.
I think with thet theory, he just hasn't moved out yet and is simply covering his own ass to make him seem more "adult", as it were.
 
Call o Doody, Why watch BenTheLooney when you called him a weirdo and you said that he sucked in the first place?
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I love how she just censors Blake's username, and not the "bully". The fact that she's clearly sticking up for someone who's also calling other people rat bastards and telling them to fuck themselves also makes me wonder how skewed her priorities are.

Unless she was calling him out too, that is. Her post is really headscratching that way.
 
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