DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Poles are stereotypically non-existent, because who gives a fuck about poles

Poles are typically seen as being stupid in my neck of the woods, with Polish jokes going back for decades.

Polish roulette is Russian roulette but you play it with a semi automatic handgun instead of a revolver.

I wish this utter wanker had to work an actual job for a year.

If you want to wish him dead just say so, no reason to be coy about it.

But seriously I agree I would love for him to have to do an actual job for 6 months to a year. But I have very serious doubts about him being able to not getting fired within the first week, I would say there is a decent chance that he'll be fired the second day.

 

[TurdFondler]

It seems like when he's looking around near the pot he's not actually exploring, more like trying to specifically find the pot. For a dude that misses point blank headshots and never checks for anything, he immediately zeroes in on the pot.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Lean in manual eradication.

You forgot this:

oh the infomercial level acting is back...

EDIT - and he read a tweet someone saying they reused mechanics cause he watched someone even though he doesn't watch other streams ESPECIALLY Elden Ring and fuck you for insinuating he does.

Which means he had to actively search out that tweet.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Which means he had to actively search out that tweet.

Which doesn't surprise me, the more he tries to distance himself from the king of hate the more he actively looks for things to shit on and complain about. His pod-a-cast is nothing more than 40 year old shut in complains about everything to a cat....sometimes but usually no one.

 

[Iron Hamster]

For a little more context, Johnny Gargano is a current WWE wrestler - Phil trying to turn the JPEGs into real life encounters.

Very odd since he doesn't follow wrestling anymore.

 

[Lord_Point]

Just like yesterday with the person in a pot.
He ran straight at the single pot, babbled something about "why is there a pot?" and rolled into it, revealing it to be an npc. He then claimed "this was luck and he only wanted to see if something was in the pot" (Yeah right, thats why you rolled into it instead of hitting it with your weapon).

Timestamp at 1:24:13

I found the pot "on my own", but only because that area was littered in messages. Did he read anything on the ground that would point him in that direction or did he randomly just go right for it? (i tried rewinding the video but i tapped out after he talked shit to an npc he killed with spell spam)

 

[TurdFondler]

I found the pot "on my own", but only because that area was littered in messages. Did he read anything on the ground that would point him in that direction or did he randomly just go right for it? (i tried rewinding the video but i tapped out after he talked shit to an npc he killed with spell spam)

He just walked over a bonfire or something with corpses and went "woah, ew, a bunch of bodies" then he scanned left and right and beelined for the pot. I swear he says "woah there's a pot" before it's even on screen.

 

[Prophet Gaming]

https://www.ign.com/articles/dr-disrespect-wont-return-to-twitch-after-resolving-lawsuit

Expect a massive rant segment today.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I found the pot "on my own", but only because that area was littered in messages. Did he read anything on the ground that would point him in that direction or did he randomly just go right for it? (i tried rewinding the video but i tapped out after he talked shit to an npc he killed with spell spam)

He just walked over a bonfire or something with corpses and went "woah, ew, a bunch of bodies" then he scanned left and right and beelined for the pot. I swear he says "woah there's a pot" before it's even on screen.

I almost sure he just went to the area, dismounted and said something like "there is an NPC in this area I haven't found yet", or words to that effect.

It was very clear that he knew that the giant pot creature was there.

https://www.ign.com/articles/dr-disrespect-wont-return-to-twitch-after-resolving-lawsuit

Expect a massive rant segment today.

Thanks for the heads up, should be salty and autistic as all hell.

 

[Balr0g]

https://www.ign.com/articles/dr-disrespect-wont-return-to-twitch-after-resolving-lawsuit

Expect a massive rant segment today.

As usual Phils autistic "If I would sue them I would win" is just that - bullshit. If the Doc can't win this little Youtube shitstain wouldn't either. And Phil will never admit he did something wrong becvause his frail ego could not handle it.

 

[PieceofShet]

That reaction is soo fake, although he is better than 5 years ago. Not into self plugging cause its not even monetized but his run from 5 years ago is full of it. When he does the 2 fake walls to Ash lake or when someone kills the firekeeper. His handholding got soo much worse since.

Spoiler: Dark Souls tihydp

the title didnt age well seeing his recent scams

BTW, I remember recently he talked about the Ash lake part where in the video I even showed the twitter he responded and he said something about he just glanced that twitt or something. Anyone can link when he talked about this not too long ago? Tried pigpiggo it but didnt find it.


Elden Ring could have been his Magnum Opus. All he had to do just not read guides ahead of time and timeout and outlaw spoilers. Too bad he is a fake gamer and his ego is his worst enemy.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

https://www.ign.com/articles/dr-disrespect-wont-return-to-twitch-after-resolving-lawsuit

Expect a massive rant segment today.

He's going to rant about why Twitch sucks, maybe praise Dr Disrespect for leaving Twitch, and then make it about himself and why his partnership ban for "HATEFUL! SLURRRS!" is bullshit.

 

[Prophet Gaming]

He's going to rant about why Twitch sucks, maybe praise Dr Disrespect for leaving Twitch, and then make it about himself and why his partnership ban for "HATEFUL! SLURRRS!" is bullshit.

Bingo!

 

[Fartsyde Dill]

Just like yesterday with the person in a pot.
He ran straight at the single pot, babbled something about "why is there a pot?" and rolled into it, revealing it to be an npc. He then claimed "this was luck and he only wanted to see if something was in the pot" (Yeah right, thats why you rolled into it instead of hitting it with your weapon).

Timestamp at 1:24:13

Ouch. I just cringed my asshole all the way up into my throat.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

There’s nothing wrong in principle with using guides if you believe it helps you in enjoying a game, to each their own.

What’s moronic is obviously using guides, deny it and then gloat about how much better you’re doing than most people, simply because your fragile ego can’t take people making videos on YouTube about your shitty gameplay and exposing how you suck far more than someone with an average IQ.

The thing Phil can’t grasp the concept of though, is that he is an “entertainer”. He is not playing games like no one is watching, that is completely different. No one would give a single fuck if he used cheats or guides playing the game on his own, but he’s creating a product for OTHERS to “enjoy”. And this is the product he thinks his fans deserve.

They reward him handsomely for it, so they are just as to blame as The Lazy Gamer himself.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

you want to wish him dead just say so, no reason to be coy about it.

Was it that obvious?
You know me too well you cheeky cunt.

 

[FormerPro]

Just like yesterday with the person in a pot.
He ran straight at the single pot, babbled something about "why is there a pot?" and rolled into it, revealing it to be an npc. He then claimed "this was luck and he only wanted to see if something was in the pot" (Yeah right, thats why you rolled into it instead of hitting it with your weapon).

Timestamp at 1:24:13

I really don't understand why he does this. He'll say he's watched 5 Youtubers playthroughs of this and none of them use death counters then 10 minutes later will say he's watched no Elden Ring gameplay because he doesn't want to spoil himself. He says he's "been told" to go and explore a certain area and then will do this Scooby Doo level shocked reaction when he finally finds what he went there for. I think his mind must be so disjointed and fragmented from all the lies he's told and narratives he's pushing he can't even begin to bother to try and keep them straight anymore.

 

[Iron Hamster]

https://www.ign.com/articles/dr-disrespect-wont-return-to-twitch-after-resolving-lawsuit

Expect a massive rant segment today.

Well, a rant begment. He is the 'little guy' after all. I'll bet part of the agreement was an apology on twitch's part.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

There’s nothing wrong in principle with using guides if you believe it helps you in enjoying a game, to each their own.

What’s moronic is obviously using guides, deny it and then gloat about how much better you’re doing than most people, simply because your fragile ego can’t take people making videos on YouTube about your shitty gameplay and exposing how you suck far more than someone with an average IQ.

Thats what one of the 2 worst things about him using guides, how smug he gets when he "discovers" something with bad acting.

Like he knew there was a golden seed in an area as soon as he entered, he saw the tree...the guy who needs to lean in to read text and ofc the pot. I'm not as versed in Souls games like phil but I don't ever remember an item coming out of breaking a pot, at least not enough to run around breaking every pot like a zelda game but he knew exactly when and where to break one. The "oh no someone's house burned down" part.

Phil. Really queen? You are literally in purgatory, there's death and gore all around, the land scape is littered with dead bodies and ruined homes this one you notice like it something out of place.

That and how he Doesn't read guides but also read about something in the game but then also doesn't have time or care to watch other content creators but him and kat watched another content creator but then also chat doesn't hold his hand but thanks chat for guiding him in his interactive streams. sometimes in the same sentence he's change gears.

He'd rather act like that than just admit he looked stuff up cause his ego is that fragile, he has to be 7331 G@M3R D00D...at 40 years old.

Sorry Fra-gi-le, he is Eye-talian after all.

That's false, there are stereotypes for the poles.

I present to you the Polish shower:

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interesting, I always heard of that as the guido or puerto rician shower and popular with them and guys who look like current or future Armenian mattress sales men.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

They reward him handsomely for it, so they are just as to blame as The Lazy Gamer himself.

As Phil is fond of saying. If you support shitty content you are the one to blame for things never improving. So the craptastic Phil streams are 100% on the whales.

I always heard of that as the guido or puerto rician shower and popular with them and guys who look like current or future Armenian mattress sales men.

Funny thing about all these national/racial stereotype jokes.

Non of them are new and with most of them you just removed the race/nationality and slot in the one(s) you wanna have a go at.