DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Prophet Gaming]

little late but he is unreal..

- calls his podcast a show
- treats it like a show with segments, an intro and outro
- claims that no one on youtube thinks they're a TV show
- youtube should be the ones giving his members benefits it's not his job to come up with content for his job

What Phil means by YouTube not providing the tools to increase membership perks is Gifted Memberships and Super Thanks. Which are not perks of being a member.

How does gifted memberships give Phil the ability to provide better perks??? Simple it doesn't. Phil was the maximum amount of profit for the least amount of work.

Standard Pig Supporter - $3.99 - Loyalty Badge and Custom Emoji's.
Super Pig Supporter - $14.99 - Same perks as Standard Supporter.
Ultra Pig Supporter - $24.99 - Sames as Standard and Super Supporter.

So there is no difference between any of the 3 tiers except just more money.

This is what I would do if I were Phil:

Standard Pig Supporter - $1.99 - Loyalty Badges and Custom Emoji's.
Super Pig Supporter - $4.99 - Loyalty Badges, Custom Emoji's, Discord access, members only content.
Ultra Pig Supporter - $9.99 - Loyalty Badges, Custom Emoji's, Discord access, members only content, members gameplay with the Goutlord.

Its that simple, but Phil won't do members only content because he doesn't want to waste time, he states he has no discord even though just recently the new discord was leaked. And he won't do members only gameplay with the viewers because he can't fathom being shown up and carried by viewers like he was in Apex Legends again.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

He got in a rant when people told him that "sissy" is a transphobic slur (in actuality it's homophobic but only in some contexts) and started talking about being all for inclusivity or some bullshit in the same breath as trying to pigsplain how gender dysphoria works (hormonal mistake, im paraphrasing) and saying it's "science," proving he knows nothing about psychology, science, or even how transgender people regard themselves.

Summed up as "you're a mistake but that's okay since I don't judge."

Coach Red Phil.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

What Phil means by YouTube not providing the tools to increase membership perks is Gifted Memberships and Super Thanks. Which are not perks of being a member.

How does gifted memberships give Phil the ability to provide better perks??? Simple it doesn't. Phil was the maximum amount of profit for the least amount of work.

Standard Pig Supporter - $3.99 - Loyalty Badge and Custom Emoji's.
Super Pig Supporter - $14.99 - Same perks as Standard Supporter.
Ultra Pig Supporter - $24.99 - Sames as Standard and Super Supporter.

So there is no difference between any of the 3 tiers except just more money.

This is what I would do if I were Phil:

Standard Pig Supporter - $1.99 - Loyalty Badges and Custom Emoji's.
Super Pig Supporter - $4.99 - Loyalty Badges, Custom Emoji's, Discord access, members only content.
Ultra Pig Supporter - $9.99 - Loyalty Badges, Custom Emoji's, Discord access, members only content, members gameplay with the Goutlord.

Its that simple, but Phil won't do members only content because he doesn't want to waste time, he states he has no discord even though just recently the new discord was leaked. And he won't do members only gameplay with the viewers because he can't fathom being shown up and carried by viewers like he was in Apex Legends again.

He's already got a few dents who have created 100's of sock members, why would he need to put effort into his actual ones?

 

[Lean In Ban]

Does anyone know what guides he is using?

 

[Kheapathic]

Ultra Pig Supporter - $9.99 - Loyalty Badges, Custom Emoji's, Discord access, members only content, members gameplay with the Goutlord.

Yes, but then he'd have to worry about detractor paying to get in on games with him, and he doesn't want to have that.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Kill a boss in 3 hits
Ban anyone who calls you a guide reader or points out how over leveled you are for the area
Repeat

 

[Wasabi Panda]

someone should call the national domestic violence hotline with how much he's abusing the horse to cheese. Is that why he's avoiding the academy, no khet allowed?

 

[Piece of Peace]

Standard Pig Supporter - $3.99 - Loyalty Badge and Custom Emoji's.
Super Pig Supporter - $14.99 - Same perks as Standard Supporter.
Ultra Pig Supporter - $24.99 - Sames as Standard and Super Supporter.

His membership support tiers are $3.99 for standard, $9.99 for super, and $19.99 for ULTRA just as an fyi. One of my autistic missions is to make sure this is common DSP knowledge since the numbers get mixed up frequently.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

I don’t want to know how you got his dna sample, and frankly I’m too scared to ask.

I just used Ancestry.com and was able to find connections.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Having one of those moments where I unironically agree with Phil about wanting From to do something else besides Souls. But I'm also a huge mech fan and want Armored Core to make a come back, but not in that wonky online world shit they tried on the PS3 games. Hell, I enjoyed the idea of the massive frames, territory battles, and even being able to play the part of the operator instead of the pilot. But the online had such a short life-span and now you can't do any of that, once again bad online ruined shit.

Edit: Phil unironically supporting National Socialism.

Since From seems to have two design teams, hopefully the one that made Sekiro has been working on an Armored Core game in the meantime for next year maybe. While the other team can start on an Elden Ring sequel or whatever else they want to do. I love the Souls games but an Armored Core sequel that doesn't run like dogshit would be great.

 

[Prophet Gaming]

His membership support tiers are $3.99 for standard, $9.99 for super, and $19.99 for ULTRA just as an fyi. One of my autistic missions is to make sure this is common DSP knowledge since the numbers get mixed up frequently.

My prices are in 1st world bucks, not third world that doesn't have universal Healthcare lulz.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

He got in a rant when people told him that "sissy" is a transphobic slur (in actuality it's homophobic but only in some contexts) and started talking about being all for inclusivity or some bullshit in the same breath as trying to pigsplain how gender dysphoria works (hormonal mistake, im paraphrasing) and saying it's "science," proving he knows nothing about psychology, science, or even how transgender people regard themselves.

Summed up as "you're a mistake but that's okay since I don't judge."

That rant was something else

- uses sissy as an insult
- claims it's not a slur, it existed long before trans people
- It's not a slur, it's not true, it's not, oh hi mark.
- it's people who have a problem with everything
- they changed the meaning to mean it being a slur
- he didn't use it as a slur or an insult sorry if you took it that way
- he would never insult someone
- he didn't mean as a slur

Sissy isn't a slur except it is and he didn't use it to insult people except people with beards who aren't more manly except beards growth is linked to testosterone, the male sex hormone.

I didn't think he could say so many stupid things in one rant.

 

[actually]

Does anyone know what guides he is using?

Probably whatever comes up on Google first, tbh.

 

[ResignedCustodes]

I've abandoned the thread since Elden Ring's release - playing it myself - and have seen a couple compilations of Phil recently (after clocking up a lot of time and not worrying about spoilers), and I gotta ask
Does Phil insnufflate some kind of substance? The snorting frequency is not normal, reminds me of a user

Probably been asked before but maybe he's railing adderal or some shit.

 

[San Dimas High School]

- claims it's not a slur, it existed long before trans people

He thinks trans people are a new invention.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

TISM TIME​

Hi Phil you fucking mongoloid, you valedictorian college graduate you.
How you can even think that sissy is not a slur or derogatory term is beyond me.

Spoiler: Dictionary definitions of sissy

I even included Urban dictionary as it seems more like your speed Phil.

@ResignedCustodes Post nasal drip, but it seems to be a lot worse when he has been drinking. Phil is way to fucking boring to do drugs of any kind.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

you know for someone who has these "mai reality" sperg outs over fantasy situations he also thinks crypts, places where you put dead people, should all have completely different looks to them in a land where they probably just tossed people in.

Complains about this in Elden ring but not skyrim...

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

I've abandoned the thread since Elden Ring's release - playing it myself - and have seen a couple compilations of Phil recently (after clocking up a lot of time and not worrying about spoilers), and I gotta ask
Does Phil insnufflate some kind of substance? The snorting frequency is not normal, reminds me of a user

Probably been asked before but maybe he's railing adderal or some shit.

He can control the snorting/belching/burping, it seems more like fan service to me at this point.

 

[ResignedCustodes]

Fair enough, thanks for the answers. It made me wonder if his boozing has reached a point he can't wait til post-streams and was doing a bit of speed to even out.
I guess he's just a gross bastard

 

[Kheapathic]

you know for someone who has these "mai reality" sperg outs over fantasy situations he also thinks crypts, places where you put dead people, should all have completely different looks to them in a land where they probably just tossed people in.

Complains about this in Elden ring but not skyrim...

You never heard his "VIDEO GAME LAND" rants have you?