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Went into a front-page r/politicalhumor thread looking for bad takes and sperging, and instead found the kind of reddit moment from their janny staff I thought only existed as an exaggerated joke.

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Also as a bonus, something I'm sure will surprise absolutely no one :story:
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Can someone more versed in Reddit Lore explain to me the difference between "trans" and "traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns"?
It's the sound a trans person makes as they're getting sucked into the black hole of their own cognitive dissonance and their squeaky voice just kinda hangs there on the event horizon before completely fading out.

But actually, I don't know. Ages ago I was told to sub to the long one to "educate myself" after I said something reasonable in TwoX. So I did and it was nonstop posts about getting fitted for bras and just girly things that didn't add up. That's when I realized there's more wrong with these people than that they need to take a leak in the ladies.
 
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Went into a front-page r/politicalhumor thread looking for bad takes and sperging, and instead found the kind of reddit moment from their janny staff I thought only existed as an exaggerated joke.
What a load of sperging. If you're going to have bad words just say "don't say retarded, faggot!" And then ban them if they do. Like anyone is going to read that novella on whatever that fagmod is trying to say.
 
Went into a front-page r/politicalhumor thread looking for bad takes and sperging, and instead found the kind of reddit moment from their janny staff I thought only existed as an exaggerated joke.

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Also as a bonus, something I'm sure will surprise absolutely no one :story:
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If all of my reddit comments using the word retarded were removed, I'd have an empty profile.
 
LOL

"Anyone can do logistics..."

Spoken like a motherfucker who doesn't realize that when it comes down to it, when they push through the wire or you go over the berm, EVERYONE is a fucking infantryman until further notice.

They probably think logistics is like their job at WalMart or at the coffee shop or playing Factorio or some shit.

Fantasy>I'll just keep inventory!
Reality>I just worked 36 hours straight, checking ammunition, loading it by hand onto trucks, driving it 150 miles, getting shot at and having to blow through the ambush in a truck full of fucking ammo, now I've had 4 hours of sleep and I'm being woken up because there's a brigade almost out of ammunition and I think this cut on my arm is infected.

It's stupid shit like this that's gonna end up killing a lot of these fucking volunteers...

"No, I volunteered to do logistics!"
>GET IN THE FUCKING TRUCK AND DRIVE THIS FUEL TO THE FUCKING FRONT!
"But... but... I'm logistics..."
>GET IN THE FUCKING TRUCK AND DRIVE THIS AMMO TO THE FRONT!
"Do I get a gun?"
>LOL.
>No.
 
LOL

"Anyone can do logistics..."

Spoken like a motherfucker who doesn't realize that when it comes down to it, when they push through the wire or you go over the berm, EVERYONE is a fucking infantryman until further notice.

They probably think logistics is like their job at WalMart or at the coffee shop or playing Factorio or some shit.

Fantasy>I'll just keep inventory!
Reality>I just worked 36 hours straight, checking ammunition, loading it by hand onto trucks, driving it 150 miles, getting shot at and having to blow through the ambush in a truck full of fucking ammo, now I've had 4 hours of sleep and I'm being woken up because there's a brigade almost out of ammunition and I think this cut on my arm is infected.

It's stupid shit like this that's gonna end up killing a lot of these fucking volunteers...

"No, I volunteered to do logistics!"
>GET IN THE FUCKING TRUCK AND DRIVE THIS FUEL TO THE FUCKING FRONT!
"But... but... I'm logistics..."
>GET IN THE FUCKING TRUCK AND DRIVE THIS AMMO TO THE FRONT!
"Do I get a gun?"
>LOL.
>No.
They'll be asking where they can file a microagression incident. Right in this foxhole maggot.
 
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I know Soylent but is Huel that bad? Never heard of that one before, though I think a few YouTubers shilled Huel before a while ago.
Most of those "total nutrition" drinks are awful for you. Huel is (probably?) better than most but it still has a lot of seed oil in it. Granted ground sunflower seeds are better than pure rapeseed oil, but it's still not as good a fat source as a powdered milk product or meat proteins.

People just need to eat regular fucking food. Even the protein shakes they give you in the hospital if you're sick as hell aren't actually that healthy or nutritionally balanced compared to real food.
 
Most of those "total nutrition" drinks are awful for you. Huel is (probably?) better than most but it still has a lot of seed oil in it. Granted ground sunflower seeds are better than pure rapeseed oil, but it's still not as good a fat source as a powdered milk product or meat proteins.

People just need to eat regular fucking food. Even the protein shakes they give you in the hospital if you're sick as hell aren't actually that healthy or nutritionally balanced compared to real food.
I mean Borb consumes all those meal replacement shakes as her only food source as far as I remembered. That alone should be good reason enough to avoid all of that stuff since they're essentially fancier versions of that.
 
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