Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Dr. Pasquale]

Is it just me or did Chibi distort his camera somehow? Like, he made it narrower, so he looks less like a chonker? Not 100% sure. Either way, it doesn't work, he still looks horrible, and honestly incompetence is as plausible as vanity.

Also, Queenie's mic settings are somehow even fucking worse than Adam's. How do you have her handling donations when her audio quality is so shit? She is straight up talking over Chibi and Chibi is fighting back against it by talking over her in turn, he couldn't deal with the attention not being 100% on him.

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EDIT: Also, chat is basically completely dead on his stream.

EDIT 2: "Wow guys this is incredible! Stitch! Can I get some Stitch emotes in the chat?" *dead silence*

EDIT 3: Chibi starts trying to hype the chat up for the first Terra fight. First time in this 1 hour+ stream he will actually do the boss fight. Gets like one guy in chat to say "get hyped." Proceeds to die to minions twice in a row without even getting to the boss fight. Then starts talking about the coat and trying to get people to donate $20 so that he can put the coat on, talks about how he "pieced it together" from things and using his 3D printer even though we can almost be certain that is not the case since no part of it looks 3D printed except for maybe the zipper handle and because you know he would never leave that detail out of his self-aggrandizing Tweets. Also, he keeps dying to minions but decided to go fight Terra anyway. Let's see how it goes.

EDIT 4: He died within 60 seconds.

EDIT 5: He died a second time within 15 seconds.

EDIT 6: Died again, making excuses.

this is sadder than agdq trannies

 

[Large Rodent]

"OMG GAIZ THIS MIGHT BE OUR FIRST TERRA WIN"
*gets stuck on obvious doodad on the map*
"I DIED OMG IT WAS SO CLOSE THAT LITTLE PIER STOPPED US FROM WINNING GAIZ"

EDIT 2: 20:35 Michigan time: Died again.

EDIT 3: 20:37 Michigan time: Finally killed Terra after way too many attempts, admits that it was a "jank" kill. Chat goes wild.

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Is this inevitable_conclusion guy taking the piss or is this genuine? Because while this is really close to Chibi's "goodbye 5ever" discord message, I wouldn't put it past other weirdos in the speedrunning community to pull this kind of shit.

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

That was the first boss? He's been streaming for an hour and a half. How many more are there?

No fucking idea, sorry. Apparently some bosses can't be randomized too?

Time for second boss fight though, 20:46 Michigan time.

Edits going forward:

20:46 - Death #1

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

Is this inevitable_conclusion guy taking the piss or is this genuine? Because while this is really close to Chibi's "goodbye 5ever" discord message, I wouldn't put it past other weirdos in the speedrunning community to pull this kind of shit.

It's the same message Chibi posted in a Facebook cosplaying group recently, 100% taking the piss.

EDIT: Going to be updating this post instead.

20:48 He beat this one on his second attempt. No one in chat congratulates him, people are talking about other things.

20:53: He keeps getting trolled by @inevitable_conclusion. Ween said that he raised 97% less dollars than he did for St. Judes, and Chibi straight up said "I don't care how much money we raise, even if we raise only one dollar." Then why the fuck you doing charity, Cheebs?

20:54: Blindfolded guidance by broken microphone Queenie has begun, it is going as well as you might imagine. Chibi couldn't even do a 180 turn. They have worse communication than anything. They can't even get him to turn around and face the right way. He keeps turning the wrong way.

21:07: I come back to the computer and he is in his fucking jacket.

21:10: Chibi can't even figure out where to go next in this game.

21:12: Another Terra death. "I could have easily have that won, but for some reason one of my attacks didn't connect." Classic streamer shit.

21:14: Kills 3rd Terra, gets asked "How many are you going for tonight?" His answer: "However many there are." HE doesn't know how many there are.

21:15: Dies to another Terra. I am just now realizing how perfect it is for an autistic person to be doing the same fucking boss over and over for a speed run. Also died to Terra again at 21:16.

21:16: Died again, this is three deaths in two minutes.

21:17: Four deaths in three minutes.

21:18: Five deaths in four minutes. Six deaths in four minutes.

21:19: Seven deaths in five minutes. Eight deaths in five minutes.

I can't do this anymore, just going to update when something especially pathetic happens.

21:20: Nah fuck it. He gave up on that Terra fight for whatever reason after dying a total of 10 times.

21:21: Died to this Terra too. "I'm surprised I'm having this much trouble, last night I didn't have that much trouble." 21:23 finally beats 4th Terra.

21:31: 5 Terras.

21:33: Chibi said that the only rule he has for this stream is that you can't be an asshole, and he almost said "If you can't do that, I'd really prefer if you'd be quiet" but he ended it with "I'd really prefer if you'd not be here" instead. He keeps getting weened on.

Also lmao this name.

21:35: Lmao

Also Jacket update:

21:37: Imagine modding for Chibi and dealing with weens and being gaslit like this on a regular basis:

21:41: My mans says "political activision" lmfao. After using the wrong "advocate" intonation. He is as poor at expressing himself in speech as he is in writing.

21:43: This shameglaze character is trolling Chibi so subtly but you can tell he is getting annoyed, which is made worse by the fact that he is dying consistently to this new Terra.

 

[Depths of Homolust]

Is this inevitable_conclusion guy taking the piss or is this genuine?

Absolutely taking the piss. Chibi asked the mods to disable !donate because it flooded chat and he immediately typed it and then asked if Chibi had ever done a Tiltify charity before.

Best moment of the stream:
inevitable_conclusion points out that raising $40 is a 96% decline over his raising $1,000 for Saint Jude. When Chibi says out that this is rude to point out in the middle of a stream, he then blames his autism for making him obsessed with numbers. Chibi responds with "how dare you blame being a terrible person on autism?"

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

Just catching up on the updates while I'm at work. Thank you brave soldiers for suffering through this shit for us.

How the fuck can somebody who plays this shit for 10+ hours a day be this fucking bad at it

 

[dedd_bart_lel]

I thought the broken mic lady was bored to sleep and then she finally spoke up after 10 minutes to ask how long he's going to be streaming for
EDIT: she woke up again to ask if she missed any donos, there were none
EDIT: Ween has invaded and now Chibi is chastising them.

EDIT: Ween got mods to back off by claiming to be ESL, Chibi is getting upsetti and chastising him again

 

[A Genuinely Retarded Dog]

So this is the first time I've ever tuned into one of his streams. Call it morbid curiousity. Maybe it's because I was a fan of Kingdom Hearts...(enough to actually enjoy Melody of Memory)

I'm not an expert nowadays because I play good games like Lost Judgement, but this really makes me want to give this a shot. I might record a "Beat Chibi's Time [BLIND]"

He's made hardly 0 progress and he's 3 hours in. At this rate all I have to do is beat [12:00:00]

EDIT: 2:29:30 That was so fucking hilarious when he turns on "Super Sonic Racing" and then immediately gets dunked on after having such a massive advantage.

Edit 2: Why is it he receives like $50 in donations and he's like "OH MY GOD A DONATION!!!!!!!!!!!" and then immediately disregards them. No thank yous. Nothing. What a dick.

 

[Koji Kabuto]

These UI mods he has installed are so cringe. Why replace attack with "Smack 'Em"? Why replace Genie's name in the summon menu to Will Smith? Why replace the Skip Cutscene button with "Nobody wants to watch this"? All these music mods too, this is so fucking bizarre.

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

They received about $50 more donations and now he is blindfolded again. It is so obvious that he missed the entire point of being blindfolded in a speedrun. Queenie, who knows very little about the game, and is telling him what to do, but they both suck at the arrangement to the point where they are making negative progress often. It's just straight up retarded.

EDIT: For an example of how their conversations go:

Q: "Turn left like 45 degrees"
Chibi: "Ok"
Q: "No the other left"
Chibi: "Ok"
Q: "You've turned too far, go right"
Q: "No, your other right"
Q: "No, move your camera angle not your body"
Chibi: whimpers
Q: "Go forward"
Q: "Now do you want to go left or right?"
Chibi: "That's a loaded question"
Q: "Oh, ok, turn back around, don't go forward"

For like five minutes straight.

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

this is so fucking bizarre.

Welcome to a day in the life of chibi

 

[A Genuinely Retarded Dog]

They received about $50 more donations and now he is blindfolded again. It is so obvious that he missed the entire point of being blindfolded in a speedrun. Queenie, who knows very little about the game, and is telling him what to do, but they both suck at the arrangement to the point where they are making negative progress often. It's just straight up retarded.

Queenie's genuinely obnoxious and this entire blindfolded segment has bled them from 75 viewers down to 60. Quality content that the people came for.

Edit: 60-53 in less than 2 minutes. KEEP IT UP. GET THEM TO ONE.

Edit Edit: This is going to be my last time chiming in on this because this stream has genuinely gotten so boring. All Terra is really not fun to watch. It takes away all of the fun from this game. Boss randomizers are great to watch because it's cool to see someone fight a difficult character early on in the game. But I'm noticing something about this Terra run....He's got an easy exploit. You can corner him every time and then use the same move, same strategy and there's not much he can do. He insta-dies.

If you do fuck up, you have 5 limit forms which all give you full HP. This run is fucking gay. Also if someone really wanted to fuck with Chibi, they can absolutely DMCA him for playing copywritten music.

 

[Peko]

Oh I was wrong! He's playing KH2 randomizer. But every boss is Terra anyway so what's the point of randomizing them....
The fun in randomizers is not knowing what boss you'll face and what abilities/spells you'll have at that moment. Not to mention like what someone said Terra is very exploitable.

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

Queenie's genuinely obnoxious and this entire blindfolded segment has bled them from 75 viewers down to 60. Quality content that the people came for.

Edit: 60-53 in less than 2 minutes. KEEP IT UP. GET THEM TO ONE.

Edit Edit: This is going to be my last time chiming in on this because this stream has genuinely gotten so boring. All Terra is really not fun to watch. It takes away all of the fun from this game. Boss randomizers are great to watch because it's cool to see someone fight a difficult character early on in the game. But I'm noticing something about this Terra run....He's got an easy exploit. You can corner him every time and then use the same move, same strategy and there's not much he can do. He insta-dies.

If you do fuck up, you have 5 limit forms which all give you full HP. This run is fucking gay. Also if someone really wanted to fuck with Chibi, they can absolutely DMCA him for play him copywritten music.

Don't forget that he spent one hour not doing any bosses at all and just building up his inventory of moves and abilities and check marks and other crap, then spent an hour only killing Terra on the 5th-10th attempt, and only now after becoming overpowered is he mostly succeeding at beating him. It's one boring segment into a fail segment into a boring segment. It really is hyper autistic.

EDIT: Nevermind. 22:28: Still dying to Terra.

22:35: Died to Terra two more times already, complaining about the random HP bars in a randomized run...

 

[dedd_bart_lel]

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

New theory: Chibi got into this game just to have an excuse to attend the in-person 20th anniversary event in Austin, Texas next month and have some clout.

EDIT: Lmao these weens

EDIT: Final time: 3:32:56.05. New world record! He is closing the stream out by doing 1v2 Terras it seems. He is getting clobbered.

EDIT 2: 22:56: He is still trying and said he will not end the stream until he beats them.

EDIT 3: 22:57: He finally beat them. Still talking.

EDIT 4: Raids some random SSBU streamer @klokparty who had no viewers and is listening to some J-pop crap. "Oh my god thank you for the raid Aqua- Aqua na? Sorry, I don't know how to pronounce your name."

Later: "Wait, you just fought all Terras? Back to back? That's so funny"

LATER: LOL HE CALLED OUT HICKY_TDDIES ON HIS STREAM LMFAO

Okay I'm fucking done with this lmfaoooo

 

[Depths of Homolust]

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the legacy of zaff lives on

 

[Monsense]

"Come join my Discord, its super chill!"
Yeah until his weekly breakdown.

EDIT: The guy he raided screaming out loud "HICKEY TITTIES!" while Chibi was still watching his stream is probably the highlight of this night.

 

[SmugDruggler]

https://clips.twitch.tv/ClearMagnificentHerdOSkomodo-hoUI74J-fP2dmaVa

The final insult to injury, this is the guy Chibi raided. Adam was still in the chat and promptly saw himself out after this

Edit: Didn’t realize I was ninja’d by Hot HOT HOTT’s edit

 

[TERF Accountant]

Just a reminder: as Chibi plays games virtually alone to support trans Texans, the Texas government is actively investigating parents of trans kids as child abusers. It’s certainly an interesting choice of venue combined with charity type. I’m not making any political commentary here beyond Chili’s blindness to the larger scope of what he’s promoting.

I mean, to be honest it’s all about Adam’s ego, not the troons. But neither profited from this event.