Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Feline Supremacist]

Russian dogs banned, sorry doggos, I feel your pain

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10602129/Crufts-BANS-30-breeders-51-dogs-Russia-competitors-wear-colours-Ukraine-flag.html

 

[AnOminous]

What is it with libs and going onto talk shows to say horrendously retarded things about the Holocaust? First Whoppi and now this.

It's a false flag. They're trying to say shit so crazy that David Irving's reputation gets resurrected because the shit he said is literally less crazy than the shit they're saying.

 

[Pixy]

Have they deployed the tactical harlem shakes yet?

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Now that i think about it if all mayor capitals of the world where to get nuked most of the casualties would be refugees and politicians, so you know what, yeah, i've changed my mind lets go to war with Russia

If some asshole hadn't planted a gazillion missile silos upwind of me, I'd be tempted to say the same. Fallout is pretty much the suckiest thing about Nuclear War if you manage to survive the shockwaves and fireballs.

 

[Kaktus Kompot]

It's been kinda amusing watching how many Russian people that were initially pro Ukraine and anti Putin doing a 180 after the tsunami of sanctions hit and going "Wow, fuck you too, hope you go bankrupt buying that gas". So far the sanctions seem to have the same effect as anti-racist campaigns that end up creating even more racists: people consider themselves unfairly punished, become resentful and start seeing other countries as enemies that consider you a subhuman and just needed an excuse to torment you and people close to you. What a shitshow, and we're not even close to the end of the ride.

A couple of sites started documenting the companies that stopped doing business here to inform people and warn them from paying them in the future. Check one of them out, if you're curious: here
(yes, there are actually Cyrillic domain names and they look weird as hell when converted to Latin)

 

[Oxous]

Have they deployed the tactical harlem shakes yet?

They did but then Zelensky did the nae nae to counter and ever since both forces have been recuperating from their severe losses. That's why nothing has happened in like a week.

 

[Turk on the lurk]

A KYB suicide drone has shot down and caused a small fire in Podil district of Kyiv.



Drones explosive material and metal sharapnel can be seen in the lower right picture.

 

[kuuu]

how Russia managed to gain such devotion from Chechens?

Obscene amounts of dotations.
This devotion is not towards Russia tho. It's towards Chechen ruling class, which was, in turn, simply bought with money.

 

[李西青]

Russian dogs banned, sorry doggos, I feel your pain

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10602129/Crufts-BANS-30-breeders-51-dogs-Russia-competitors-wear-colours-Ukraine-flag.html

but you're a cat, you're not sorry, you dirty stinky liar

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

All I get from this shitshow:

1) Finally something happens even if it's bad, it was getting pretty stale here in Europe,
2) Politics -> "NO U" all the way down.

Anyway, what a glorious little war!

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

My Russian isn't great but there's something weird about "Parashenko Suka" as it's basically Parashenko Bitch, whereas I'd more likely phrase it as "Parashenko, Te Suka" with "Te" being the informal and disrespectful way of saying you in Russian.

Please stop trying to mansplain Russian-English translations with your "3 hours of Duolingo" level of Russian proficiency, thanks.

 

[Wy4M]

I haven’t checked the thread properly in a while, seems like the situation is still mostly stalling, right?
I tried watching the news but it’s always fucking useless.
Is the fear mongering about oil and food shortage legit?

I think shit just started in Kiev

 

[AGPinochet]

They got fairly far technologically in the US, but without the magical tony stark core thing, we just can't store the kind of energy a suit would need in a battery that would also fit on the suit, this also killed BigDog, because a buzzing gas engine wasn't going to cut it.

Power armor is basically cucked for the same reason solar/wind power are, our ability to store electricity is pretty terrible, and the outlook for improvement is not great, Tesla will spend billions buying out entire companies just because they somehow, against all odds, made an incremental 10% improvement out of 1ithium-ion.

If we found some type of magic rock that could store shitloads of electricity, it would change alot about how we do things.

Battery technology is irrelevant, the future of Combat Exoskeletons are Unpowered. Russians have proved this to be the only country to ever deploy troops wearing exoskeletons to an actual war zone, said troops being Demining specialists equipped with K-2 Unpowered Exposkeletons.

Oh and don't forget, you have to do this for like 150+ years or so. Wasn't Chechen shit even in Tolstoy in the 19th Century?

Russians have been Killing Islamic Mountain people for a long time

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circassian_genocide

Is the fear mongering about oil and food shortage legit?

Well Lebanon is rationing Flour and the MENA region is largely dependent on Russian and Ukranian Wheat so maybe.

 

[Richardface]

Content!!!@

https://nitter.net/200_zoka/status/1502599238227795971#m

 

[The Foldless Brain]

Content!!!@

https://nitter.net/200_zoka/status/1502599238227795971#m

I remember when things happened, so many years ago today.

 

[Turk on the lurk]

Kharkiv - Saboteurs who were planning to disable military and civilian targets has been detained.

 

[PittyKitty]

This is the Russian diplomacy style and this how it will end for Ukraine. And because i cant stand Ukraine faggotry and all that ass kissing I am going to post it here (with lyrics translation below). Because fuck Ukraine.

Edit:spoiler alert - the translation can give you AIDS but if you know Russian, you ll like it!

This song is very interesting1
And is known to everybody
I will tell you guys how I used to be a diplomat
And what was going then.

The German general came
Looked for a long time and then said
"Give us Ukraine, my boss wants it,
Gitler told to tell it to you."

I answered him
"You asshole and your mouth is f**cked
We f**cked Japanese in the a*s, we do not shat on Europe
And you say we refuse to Gitler!"

And then came the Italian ambassador
stupid d*ck, stubborn as a donkey,
and said that Mussolini and Gitler had a talk about our lands in Berlin

"Tell your Duche [Mussolini]
That he will never get our lands,
we are two hundred millions, we will shoot all of you like dogs
and then carry to the dump".

And then Japanese Samurai came
and said: "Give us the land!
If not - saint Mikado and his army of Samurais will take all the land to Leningrad"

Samurai you f**cking samurai
Go and tell your Holy Mikado
that he is a uncivilized dick in a bathrobe and a dick in tomato sauce
and do not take the condom off of him

 

[3-2-1836]

I feel schizo reading these headlines

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

Kharkiv - Saboteurs who were planning to disable military and civilian targets has been detained.
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More saboteurs, eh? If the Russians had enough patience they could wait until the last Ukrainian kills the second to the last Ukrainian for being a "saboteur".

 

[Feline Supremacist]

This is the Russian diplomacy style and this how it will end for Ukraine. And because i cant stand Ukraine faggotry and all that ass kissing I am going to post it here (with lyrics translation below). Because fuck Ukraine.


This song is very interesting1
And is known to everybody
I will tell you guys how I used to be a diplomat
And what was going then.

The German general came
Looked for a long time and then said
"Give us Ukraine, my boss wants it,
Gitler told to tell it to you."

I answered him
"You asshole and your mouth is f**cked
We f**cked Japanese in the a*s, we do not shat on Europe
And you say we refuse to Gitler!"

And then came the Italian ambassador
stupid d*ck, stubborn as a donkey,
and said that Mussolini and Gitler had a talk about our lands in Berlin

"Tell your Duche [Mussolini]
That he will never get our lands,
we are two hundred millions, we will shoot all of you like dogs
and then carry to the dump".

And then Japanese Samurai came
and said: "Give us the land!
If not - saint Mikado and his army of Samurais will take all the land to Leningrad"

Samurai you f**cking samurai
Go and tell your Holy Mikado
that he is a uncivilized dick in a bathrobe and a dick in tomato sauce
and do not take the condom off of him

That gave me AIDS but I'm 100% sure it sounds better in Russian.