Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

The Lizard King extends an olive branch to Patrick in a time of desperation.
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Patrick shoots down the Ona reptile overlord, what will happen next?


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pat is a coward.

He has three options, as I see it.

1) Ignore it like a normal person
2) Reply with genuine humour to something so silly and actually start to thaw tensions for once
3) Instruct the lizard monster to stop telephone communications so he can “win” in his own mind again, even if it’s completely retarded and reflects horribly on him
 
On the Lolita/Sarah Hans question - at its best, Lolita is on-the-line. It doesn't get better than on-the-line, and it can get a whole lot worse than that. The on-the-line Lolita girls are fashion obsessed super-snobs. You can look at Sarah's pictures and it's immediately clear that she doesn't even manage to half-ass her coords. Most of her outfits wouldn't be recognizable as Lolita without being explicitly told that's what they were, and the others barely qualify.

There are legitimate reasons to get into Lolita (you're a 16-year-old fashionista), but there are no reasons whatsoever to be taking pictures of naked dolls, much less posting them publicly.

But we don't have to wonder what Sarah thinks of her Lolita fetish. She tells us on her Tumblr.

Sarah's Dirty Secret, a Story in Five Pictures:

Sarah gets aroused by the thought of children.

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She puts on the trappings of childhood the way Buffalo Bill puts on a skinsuit.

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As a white woman, Sarah tries to involve her dog in her fetishes. Poor dog! It does not want to play this game!

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Sarah masturbates to the thought of childhood.

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Deep down, Sarah knows that neither her weight nor her fetish are healthy.

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For shame, Sarah. For shame.

The End


And what does Fatrick think of all this?

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He likes degeneracy, too. (A)
 
No, child, I'm reconning, as in conning the SFWA again for my next lawsuit...child.
I had assumed that SFWA actually approached Fatrick and offered to bankroll his suit in the hopes of ruining ONA. I figured it was a classic keep-your-hands-clean gambit. They just give money to their fiercest dipshit and watch what goes down, from a safe distance.
 
2) Reply with genuine humour to something so silly and actually start to thaw tensions for once
It's not unheard of. Ben Garrison won over /pol/ when he decided to engage them in conversation and they got to know him. The line between eternally trolled and unironically beloved is usually just a sense of humor. Unfortunately for Fatrick, victims of TDS experience a weakened and largely useless sense of humor
 
Just found another deviant tweet about buttplugs, he can't stop talking about sodomy archived
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Notice that buttplugs can be used by both women and men, yet Fatrick S Tomlinson specifically refers to them from the perspective of a male user as indicated by the "manhole" epithet for his own—presumably busted—anus.

Ironically it reminded me of this song from Norm Macdonald's album whch is NOT FUNNY, children.
 
Who in the fresh fuck would call it that?

The term has become sort of popular in some groups thanks to this pasta:
Girls who masturbate. The clitoris is not meant for self pleasure. It's meant for creating a child, you morons. Do you know why you feel like garbage after you masturbate? That's because your clitoris is sending bad chemicals to your brain. By touching yourself, you are killing your body.
That's the devil's doorbell and if you keep pressing it, soon enough he will answer.
Anyone with two brain cells to rub together can tell the author is being satirical, but pretending ordinary christians actually believe this is more fun for some people.
 
Another really quiet day so far for our piglet. I honestly think he's up to something, anyone who's ever called him fat in this thread should brace themselves for another lawsuit.

Only I know what Putin is thinking, child.

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Didn't he tweet something along the lines of "there's only one reason Russia would be trying to take over the Chernobyl plant," which would be the exact opposite of this?
 
Has Fatrick ever mentioned he is a 6 figure author?
Well since the start of the year as of last week his '6 figures' look like this:

Copies Title
Sold
4 The Ark
2 Trident's Force
2 Children of Divide
1 Gate Crashers
2 Starship Repo
17 Into the Black

Assuming a generous $2 profit for piggly per sale (best case) gives us $56.
In this same period (almost, order was end of Dec so an extra week)
Quasi has earned: $1202.50 in interest
Triple J has added another $1164.25 in legal fees

Total owed: $26106

By May if unpaid, and with the google quash($5k+) the total is well over $30k.
Not sure how bailiff seizures work over there. Here they come in and take all the goods allowed and it goes to auction.
whats left after auction and bailiff/collection fees comes off the money owed. Everything is usually sold 'as is' so bidding doesnt get very high. Piggy could be lucky to get $10k for everything he owns.
 
Just found another deviant tweet about buttplugs, he can't stop talking about sodomy archived
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Notice that buttplugs can be used by both women and men, yet Fatrick S Tomlinson specifically refers to them from the perspective of a male user as indicated by the "manhole" epithet for his own—presumably busted—anus.
Maybe he can take the Jack Murphy approach and raise funds for paying Quasi by buttplugging himself on Chaturbate.
 
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