DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[FaXmachine]

I FOUND THE GUIDES PHIL USES FOR
ELDEN RING, HORIZON AND SIFU.

Two new people popped up in Phils following in Twitter recently.

Lamps Gaming has guides and has descriptions on making the strongest build but also has a video on how to defeat the Crucible Knight that fucked him up and whats right below it? a guide for SIFU....View attachment 3065816
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Phil also says he's following a Horizon streamer who "is in love with the game"

Heres StormForceGamer. Who has a weird obsession with the MC and taking dozens of screenshots of her face AND ALSO has some interesting posts about Joel and Ellie being together from TLOU.
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I decided to go through the Lamps Gaming thing and I noticed he like working on his body, could this be another reason Phil has been following?

The StormforceGamer guy seems to send Phil stuff about trophies and stuff every so often on Twitter, also it seems they might be friends on Xbox, he basically said in one Tweet that he seen Phil in Forza, someone told me you can only see people on your friends list. Also maybe I'm wrong here, I could of got my timeline fucked up.... But Phil seems to be playing the exact same games this guy is playing at the same time roughly?

EDIT: not Yakuza Phil encouraged him to play it. Could he be a paypig?

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

I decided to go through the Lamps Gaming thing and I noticed he like working on his body, could this be another reason Phil has been following?

The StormforceGamer guy seems to send Phil stuff about trophies and stuff every so often on Twitter, also it seems they might be friends on Xbox, he basically said in one Tweet that he seen Phil in Forza, someone told me you can only see people on your friends list. Also maybe I'm wrong here, I could of got my timeline fucked up.... But Phil seems to be playing the exact same games this guy is playing at the same time roughly?

EDIT: not Yakuza Phil encouraged him to play it. Could he be a paypig?

DSP definitely wants to get bottomed out by Lamps Gaming, requesting a harder, deeper and rougher pounding with every stroke - please and thank you, sir.

Alternative theory: Lamps Gaming simply reminds him of his own physique from when he was into bodybuilding.

 

[FaXmachine]

Anyway I screenshot some stuff from StormforceGaming lol. He is a paypig to Phil's Patreon.

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Also lol.
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Also buff man pics of Phils crush (Lamps Gaming)

Spoiler: gay

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Anyway I screenshot some stuff from StormforceGaming lol. He is a paypig to Phil's Patreon.

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Also lol.
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Also buff man pics of Phils crush (Lamps Gaming)

Spoiler: gay

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Well he seems special

 

[BlackDragoons]

You would sue, but you have a mole-hill while Detractors and the viewers who watched your re-streams would say they have the mountains in high ground terms

Phil, you're gonna read this no matter what, you're a colossal faggot, the White Man Version's of a Stupid Nigger, a man who rubbed one out for PandaLee on stream and a massive failure of a khantent kreator, you're not getting shit

If you do hold a fundraiser to sue I hope this is a black hole that will ruin your career and humble you so good, I actually will stop using the Farms...

But safe to say I enjoy laughing like many others rather than get mad for no reason on the Internet

When he loses the lawsuit would he blame the judge because of the lag?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

What did Phil have for dinner?

 

[PieceofShet]

Someone just asked DSP about rollback netcode and when he tried to explain it... HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT IT MEANS OR WHAT IT DOES. His hate coming from the guys made the system, not the system itself.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

He actually thinks delay based netcode is superior to rollback.

Dude is like that person who never ever ever EVER talls about sports until the local team is in the sports ball championship and sudden they're john madden, in their head at least.

In reality it's like annoying nerd girl meme.

 

[PieceofShet]

 

[Iron Father]

Spoiler: The extreme example I was talking about

credit to @ReentryPhantom
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Towards the end it looked like an awkward swallow, maybe his snot wouldn't go down properly? Also if his upper back is giving him issues, maybe his neck/shoulder area was acting up?

I dunno, but that was pretty autistic. He knows the audience saw him do something bizarre, he even looked at the webcam, yet he explained nothing. Weird fucker.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

this entitlement tism is, special. Getting annoyed at the game cause it expects people to go out and get mats for crafted items and just doesn't give the player things, then he blew up a wall mentioning how he's doing it for a "reward".

so odd, like he's regressing into a child but also becoming more and more entitled

EDIT - why is he playing this, he hasn't stopped bitching about the game, snapping at people helping him in chat, making fun of the game. Just whining bitching and moaning like a little cunt

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

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"If there's enough demand from viewers"

You mean if the frequent pay pigs either slow down their contributions as a result of you neglecting games or if you get some that contact you "behind the scenes" so they will give more support if you return back to Dying light 2.

Ok honestly, I don't think those scenarios will play out, maybe they once did but not with the sort of people who are supporting Phil anymore, because since when has Phil ever shafted a major playthrough before and their has been a vocal outcry by his dent heads that they're really upset he's done that and they'll never support him again? Basically just a few 50 bit bitches, but most don't seem to care.

 

[LolCowCentral]

Towards the end it looked like an awkward swallow, maybe his snot wouldn't go down properly? Also if his upper back is giving him issues, maybe his neck/shoulder area was acting up?

I dunno, but that was pretty autistic. He knows the audience saw him do something bizarre, he even looked at the webcam, yet he explained nothing. Weird fucker.

So there is this old thing that says you can't swallow more than 3 times without having something to drink (dry swallowing 4 consecutive times - not impossible but uncomfortable) and when you watch people try that it looks exactly like what dsp is doing. He is so use to habitually snorting and swallowing back his own mucus that he tried it too much and got stuck in a choke like maneurism.

Try it in front of a mirror and that last swallow the face you make struggling is his face.

Feel free to also eat a spoon of Cinnamon with nothing to wash it down with.

 

[Iron Father]

So there is this old thing that says you can't swallow more than 3 times without having something to drink (dry swallowing 4 consecutive times - not impossible but uncomfortable) and when you watch people try that it looks exactly like what dsp is doing. He is so use to habitually snorting and swallowing back his own mucus that he tried it too much and got stuck in a choke like maneurism.

Try it in front of a mirror and that last swallow the face you make struggling is his face.

Feel free to also eat a spoon of Cinnamon with nothing to wash it down with.

This is my thinking too. It looked like an elongated version of when he does a mid-rant snot-gulp and shakes his head clear before continuing.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

He was arguing the game that it's his reward... "I want the reward, you're not going to get my reward" *fake laugh*

dude, how a far gone are you phil?

 

[WolverineGuy22]

Name?

Umm wrong morahn, Khet has been hitting the gym like a good wife so she can peg Phil while wearing Hulk Hogan bandana and fake mustache
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[Iron Father]

Name?

Julia Vins.

 

[YokuNama]

First of all its hilarious that he has to remind his audience like children about daylight savings time

Two, Phil even on your side of the country your miserable stream starts at damn near lunch time. Even your audience of wheelchairs who spend their entire lives in front of screen will realize by the time your streams starts the clock moved forward in the US, and for the 2 or 3 whales outside the US, who gives a fuck? They gonna sit there and watch you all day and pay anyways.

And three, even being an hour late your "Im totally not fishing for tips 2 hour prestream but morahns complained so its a podcast" will still only be half way over.

Gotta give credit where credit is due. He didn't complain about his failed night stream... EDIT: (Yes he did. Over the dumbest thing possible)

Spoiler: You're a moron if you take back your likes on his streams...

Mostly because Elden Ring generated $200 in the day stream. Can't help to wonder though... if one or 2 people bank rolled the day stream before gameplay started and then for the next 5 hours you only make and extra $40.... are they really there to see you play the game?

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

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First of all its hilarious that he has to remind his audience like children about daylight savings time

Two, Phil even on your side of the country your miserable stream starts at damn near lunch time. Even your audience of wheelchairs who spend their entire lives in front of screen will realize by the time your streams starts the clock moved forward in the US, and for the 2 or 3 whales outside the US, who gives a fuck? They gonna sit there and watch you all day and pay anyways.

And three, even being an hour late your "Im totally not fishing for tips 2 hour prestream but morahns complained so its a podcast" will still only be half way over.

Gotta give credit where credit is due. He didn't complain about his failed night stream... mostly because Elden Ring generated $200 in the day stream. Can't help to wonder though... if one or 2 people bank rolled the day stream before gameplay started and then for the next 5 hours you only make and extra $40.... are they really there to see you play the game?

They might miss out on an hour of rambling, and begging.

How is that a bad thing again, am I missing something?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

>ALERT!