Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

[Jimjamflimflam]

I suppose some people are so sad that they can't just let go... even when the government allows them to. I was walking dogs the other day and an older man, who I know would have been a vaxxie a month ago, guessed that I was unvaxxed and seemed kinda tickled by it.

If some old dude can get over this vax hysteria I don't see why perfectly healthy (citation needed) forum users can't.

Because they finally have some "meaning" in their life and they don't want it to end.

I'm not a saddo who stays in all day. Im a hero like my marvel superheroes because I'm doing my part to keep lockdown.

I'm not a antisocial loser who has no friends except my online hugbox. Im a zoom hero whose saving grandma.

I'm not a bootlicker who rolls over on command for approval by the authorities. I'm fighting those evil boomers, who are trying to kill grandma.

Im not a hopeless forum addict. Im doing my part to fight the disinfo campaign being conducted by the boomer, Carlson, put in alliance.

They are doing their part to help by being the sad, shut in losers that they always been and can't let that feeling go.

You can see in every video they make trying to shame no-maskers how they always pick on small looking white woman. Because if they went to the largest demography of non vaccine compliance, non mask compliance, Jamal would punch them in the face reducing them to a puddle of tears.

 

[timewave0]

Niggaz going buck wild in this thread. Take it easy bros, nothing that any of us here could possibly say will make a difference anyway. No one is changing anyone else’s mind. That’s just the way it is.

What do you guys make of this doc: https://phmpt.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/5.3.6-postmarketing-experience.pdf

people are talking about the huge list of potential side effects in the appendix, but (if I’m understanding correctly) they don’t seem to be all that common. Still interesting to read given the context of Pfizer attempting to block public release of these docs for 75 years.*

A few of my family members who were holding out got the vaccine without any issues, but I still haven’t gotten it. I just don’t feel compelled to get it and won’t get it unless something changes. I know/know of a few people who had serious side effects from the booster but not from the first two shots

*edit: it seems the doc I posted may not actually be part of the court-ordered release from Pfizer

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Because they finally have some "meaning" in their life and they don't want it to end.

I'm not a saddo who stays in all day. Im a hero like my marvel superheroes because I'm doing my part to keep lockdown.

I'm not a antisocial loser who has no friends except my online hugbox. Im a zoom hero whose saving grandma.

I'm not a bootlicker who rolls over on command for approval by the authorities. I'm fighting those evil boomers, who are trying to kill grandma.

Im not a hopeless forum addict. Im doing my part to fight the disinfo campaign being conducted by the boomer, Carlson, put in alliance.

They are doing their part to help by being the sad, shut in losers that they always been and can't let that feeling go.

You can see in every video they make trying to shame no-maskers how they always pick on small looking white woman. Because if they went to the largest demography of non vaccine compliance, non mask compliance, Jamal would punch them in the face reducing them to a puddle of tears.

Lol calm down little guy.

You were a huge bootlicker just a few years ago. When Trump was in office you'd get seething mad when anyone said anything bad about him. Now you've replaced him with Putin, though:

Is there a volunteers for Russia sub? Asking for a friend.

Why is this relevant to the discussion? Because you are a typical white nationalist retard who fell for Russian propaganda because you spent too much time on /pol/ and watching Fox News. That includes anti-vax propaganda. It's unfortunate for you that the Russian military probably has a height requirement

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Lol calm down little guy.

You were a huge bootlicker just a few years ago. When Trump was in office you'd get seething mad when anyone said anything bad about him. Now you've replaced him with Putin, though:
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Why is this relevant to the discussion? Because you are a typical white nationalist retard who fell for Russian propaganda because you spent too much time on /pol/ and watching Fox News. That includes anti-vax propaganda. It's unfortunate for you that the Russian military probably has a height requirement

Lol holy fuck how autistic are you to not understand a joke made about the volunteers for Ukraine by trolling reddit with the opposite. Imagine saying you aren't mad and then to screenshot a joke without context as though you gottem. Goddamn cream puff, I must have struck a nerve earlier, you are raging mad right now

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Lol holy fuck how autistic are you to not understand a joke made about the volunteers for Ukraine by trolling reddit with the opposite. Imagine saying you aren't mad and then to screenshot a joke without context as though you gottem. Goddamn cream puff, I must have struck a nerve earlier, you are raging mad right now

Suuure, joking. Lol calm down little guy. Go back to watching your Fox News and hear about how the vaccine is super duper dangerous like a good little Republican

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Suuure, joking. Lol calm down little guy. Go back to watching your Fox News and hear about how the vaccine is super duper dangerous like a good little Republican

Ok cream puff

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I'm surprised this thread is still going. Thought Hulk would be trying to make his way to Kiev by now, or at least selling all his funko pops to afford that trendy Black Sun tattoo that a lot of Ukrainians are sporting now.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I'm surprised this thread is still going. Thought Hulk would be trying to make his way to Kiev by now, or at least selling all his funko pops to afford that trendy Black Sun tattoo that a lot of Ukrainians are sporting now.

I am sorry that the Russian military turned you down for being too short and obese

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I am sorry that the Russian military turned you down for being too short and obese

Can always join the US military, no weight restrictions or height requirements there. As long as your IQ is above 60, you're good to go. If it's below 60... well, there's always the police force.

 

[Wormy]

Lol holy fuck how autistic are you to not understand a joke made about the volunteers for Ukraine by trolling reddit with the opposite. Imagine saying you aren't mad and then to screenshot a joke without context as though you gottem. Goddamn cream puff, I must have struck a nerve earlier, you are raging mad right now

ADDENDUM: Calling out someone's idiotic walk back of their idiotic take=autism now. Christ, neurologists would probably hang themselves if they realized how much that condition has been butchered in the English language.

 

[IPman]

No, if I wanted aids I'd fuck Shanice.

 

[AnOminous]

No, if I wanted aids I'd fuck Shanice.

I don't even know who you are but I can tell you have full blown AIDS.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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ADDENDUM: Calling out someone's idiotic walk back of their idiotic take=autism now. Christ, neurologists would probably hang themselves if they realized how much that condition has been butchered in the English language.

Of course he's a simp for Putin. He's a die-hard Republican who gets his viewpoints from Tucker Carlson. Republicans these days love Russia more than America, so of course he loves Putin. I blame him being just another alt-right turbomanlet from /pol/

No, if I wanted aids I'd fuck Shanice.

You probably already have it from your mom being a meth head.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Of course he's a simp for Putin. He's a die-hard Republican who gets his viewpoints from Tucker Carlson. Republicans these days love Russia more than America, so of course he loves Putin. I blame him being just another alt-right turbomanlet from /pol/

I hear Ukraine is full of filthy unvaxxed, one of the lowest vaxx rates in Europe, because those dumb Slavs believe it's a Jewish/Russian conspiracy. You should go there and tell them that their best buddies America and the Biden administration demand they get vaxxed and hopefully set up more vaccine passport systems and mask mandates. We all gotta do our part and #StandWithUkraine, right?

 

[MyBushDid9/11]

I had two vaccines and they fucked up my periods. At this point I've lived with five people who had covid and haven't caught it once, even before getting any vaccines, so I'm not getting any boosters.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I hear Ukraine is full of filthy unvaxxed, one of the lowest vaxx rates in Europe, because those dumb Slavs believe it's a Jewish/Russian conspiracy. You should go there and tell them that their best buddies America and the Biden administration demand they get vaxxed and hopefully set up more vaccine passport systems and mask mandates. We all gotta do our part and #StandWithUkraine, right?

I know you're a good little GOPer and Alex Jones and Tucker Carlson told you that Ukraine is bad and Russia is good and Vaccines are bad, but you should listen to actual medical doctors over Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I know you're a good little GOPer and Alex Jones and Tucker Carlson told you that Ukraine is bad and Russia is good and Vaccines are bad, but you should listen to actual medical doctors over Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones.

Ukraine is shit now because of you NATO faggots ruining the country.

 

[byuu]

Ukraine is shit now because of you NATO faggots ruining the country.

I think the Russian bombs contribute more to ruining the country.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I think the Russian bombs contribute more to ruining the country.

I disagree. The smoldering remains of redditors, jihadists, neo-nazis, and other scumbags gathered by NATO from across the planet will fertilize rich Ukrainian soil and make for a bountiful harvest.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I disagree. The smoldering remains of redditors, jihadists, neo-nazis, and other scumbags gathered by NATO from across the planet will fertilize rich Ukrainian soil and make for a bountiful harvest.

Of course the SSDI-receiving, QAnon believing Republican who spends all his time on /pol/ is a traitor who is simping for Russia