Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Bran Shuga said:
Has Fatrick ever mentioned he is a 6 figure author?
Well since the start of the year as of last week his '6 figures' look like this:

Copies Title
Sold
4 The Ark
2 Trident's Force
2 Children of Divide
1 Gate Crashers
2 Starship Repo
17 Into the Black

Assuming a generous $2 profit for piggly per sale (best case) gives us $56.
In this same period (almost, order was end of Dec so an extra week)
Quasi has earned: $1202.50 in interest
Triple J has added another $1164.25 in legal fees

Total owed: $26106

By May if unpaid, and with the google quash($5k+) the total is well over $30k.
Not sure how bailiff seizures work over there. Here they come in and take all the goods allowed and it goes to auction.
whats left after auction and bailiff/collection fees comes off the money owed. Everything is usually sold 'as is' so bidding doesnt get very high. Piggy could be lucky to get $10k for everything he owns.
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Bailiff/Sheriff auctions in my experience rarely cover the judgment debtors entire costs. I've seen some debtors incur higher debt AFTER the auction because whatever was seized to be sold was just straight garbage and the processing/administrative fees eat into it significantly. Really the only things ever worth seizing are decent vehicles and jewellery, and where i'm from vehicles under loan or finance wouldn't be touched. Also, there are laws in my country preventing the seizure of items that are deemed necessary for day to day life (fridge, washing machine etc). I'm assuming this is also common practice in the states. Anyway, I'm guessing the Bullitt Mustang (2008?) is his most valuable possession and depending on mileage and condition can potentially command an average of $22k according to the sites I checked. Unsure about the bike, but I doubt it'd be significant.
 
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grey area said:
Bailiff/Sheriff auctions in my experience rarely cover the judgment debtors entire costs. I've seen some debtors incur higher debt AFTER the auction because whatever was seized to be sold was just straight garbage and the processing/administrative fees eat into it significantly. Really the only things ever worth seizing are decent vehicles and jewellery, and where i'm from vehicles under loan or finance wouldn't be touched. Also, there are laws in my country preventing the seizure of items that are deemed necessary for day to day life (fridge, washing machine etc). I'm assuming this is also common practice in the states. Anyway, I'm guessing the Bullitt Mustang (2008?) is his most valuable possession and depending on mileage and condition can potentially command an average of $22k according to the sites I checked. Unsure about the bike, but I doubt it'd be significant.
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His Mustang has ~160k miles on it and it's been through multiple accidents. He'll be lucky to get $10k for it.
 
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Think about what you could do with $125,000. Buy a small house or put a fat down payment on a larger one, contribute to charity, buy a new vehicle, go to school, take up a hobby, help a family member or friend, start a business, invest (maybe not right now lol), buy ounces of platinum and gold, take an epic vacation, go to the Bunny Ranch in Nevada and do enough hookers and blow to have one of the most epic deaths in Kiwi history.

This dude spent that money getting it enshrined in legal precedent that people are allowed to call him a fat faggot on the Internet.

I've never met the man, but online he just comes across as the poster child for what's wrong with the social media addict First Worlder. Self-righteous, mean, lazy, entitled, utterly convinced of his own superiority despite all the evidence to the contrary. But the thing that distinguishes a lot of these people is waste-- Mostly of time. Parked online for hours and hours a day, acting like the days just keep coming and that's all they have to do, doomscrolling through Twitter or Instagram or TikTok or YouTube. It used to be a joke about cable TV, didn't it-- 800 channels and nothing's on. Now it's one million channels and nothing's on-- Scroll, scroll, scroll, until I find something colorful or offensive enough, or with tits in it, or a bunch of reactions letting me know it's okay to care and interact with whatever this is. Waste of time, energy, potential, money. We have reduced the skill floor for basic survival in the US to as close to zero as it's likely to get, and now we find out what a lot of humans will do when basically no effort is required to keep air in their lungs-- they turn into toxic weirdos who will literally do nothing except talk to themselves on the Internet. Apologies for sperging.
 
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SomervilleDan said:
His Mustang has ~160k miles on it and it's been through multiple accidents. He'll be lucky to get $10k for it.
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I've known people with cars in that ballpark, those things are worthless and if you buy it you're fucking stupid. Just upkeep and repairs will be more expensive than buying something not that used and mangled, and it's gonna spend more time in the shop than on the road. Unless it's a classic which this is not and you can do repairs yourself it's worth less than nothing.
 
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Maude Snew said:
I've known people with cars in that ballpark, those things are worthless and if you buy it you're fucking stupid. Just upkeep and repairs will be more expensive than buying something not that used and mangled, and it's gonna spend more time in the shop than on the road. Unless it's a classic which this is not and you can do repairs yourself it's worth less than nothing.
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I know a lady with a 2000's Mustang and it's constantly falling the fuck apart. They're shit cars made for the nouveau riche who want to pretend they're some kind of classic rebel.
 
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RazorBackBacon said:
I know a lady with a 2000's Mustang and it's constantly falling the fuck apart. They're shit cars made for the nouveau riche who want to pretend they're some kind of classic rebel.
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The Mustang is a chick car. There, I said it. The vast majority of them I've ever seen are driven by thirtysomething women who look like they work in Accounts Receivable. The Mustang and the New Beetle for the college graduate office drone single woman; Chevy Tahoe or Lincoln Navigator for the white collar married woman (She's a realtor, usually-- Dunno why but they seem to gravitate towards that job) with the obligatory single child; Range Rover Sport for the women who either come from money or stick the landing and get wife'd up by a dude who's loaded or has good credit. If she's black, you may substitute a possibly leased BMW, Mercedes or Cadillac for any of the above.
 
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Helium Bubble said:
Think about what you could do with $125,000. Buy a small house or put a fat down payment on a larger one, contribute to charity, buy a new vehicle, go to school, take up a hobby, help a family member or friend, start a business, invest (maybe not right now lol), buy ounces of platinum and gold, take an epic vacation, go to the Bunny Ranch in Nevada and do enough hookers and blow to have one of the most epic deaths in Kiwi history.

This dude spent that money getting it enshrined in legal precedent that people are allowed to call him a fat faggot on the Internet.
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This is why Patrick will forever be a lolcow. He wasted his money fighting the fact that people can call him fat online without consquence.
 
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Quasi (or someone) should start seeing what it takes to setup his own collections agency.
send in bailiffs camera'd up (company policy)
take everything legally possible
live auction it off at own discretion at owenaBay.com (registration required)
rascals purchase all of his goods at minimum bid price
fatrick actually owes more money due to collections fees
is now sitting in an empty hovel being tweeted by his actual possessions (twitter verified)
every day quasi's equity % in his hovel becomes greater
Rascals get all of his stuff, Quasi essentially becomes his landlord and still gets to call him fat.
Quasi/? goes on to run a youtube dog the bounty hunter type channel with his new collections agency and fatrick footage to start
everyone* gets paid

*who isnt court approved fat
 
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Bran Shuga said:
Quasi (or someone) should start seeing what it takes to setup his own collections agency.
send in bailiffs camera'd up (company policy)
take everything legally possible
live auction it off at own discretion at owenaBay.com (registration required)
rascals purchase all of his goods at minimum bid price
fatrick actually owes more money due to collections fees
is now sitting in an empty hovel being tweeted by his actual possessions (twitter verified)
every day quasi's equity % in his hovel becomes greater
Rascals get all of his stuff, Quasi essentially becomes his landlord and still gets to call him fat.
Quasi/? goes on to run a youtube dog the bounty hunter type channel with his new collections agency and fatrick footage to start
everyone* gets paid

*who isnt court approved fat
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It's a good premise I'll give you that but it will not be able to convey the true horror until they invent Smell-O-Vision.
 
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Retink said:
Did you know a water balloon filled with Skooma can stop a Deadric siege engine for pennies on the dollar?
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This one has heard a sock full of water, troll fat and bone meal can incapacitate a Dwemer Centurian for a mere eight septims.
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Bran Shuga said:
Quasi (or someone) should start seeing what it takes to setup his own collections agency.
send in bailiffs camera'd up (company policy)
take everything legally possible
live auction it off at own discretion at owenaBay.com (registration required)
rascals purchase all of his goods at minimum bid price
fatrick actually owes more money due to collections fees
is now sitting in an empty hovel being tweeted by his actual possessions (twitter verified)
every day quasi's equity % in his hovel becomes greater
Rascals get all of his stuff, Quasi essentially becomes his landlord and still gets to call him fat.
Quasi/? goes on to run a youtube dog the bounty hunter type channel with his new collections agency and fatrick footage to start
everyone* gets paid

*who isnt court approved fat
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I'd watch it, but we need to be sure to get footage of Fat's wife absolutely blotto on the couch.
 
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