Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

She crapped out fast and that is not very flattering look:

I see Anna's promoting the new Marimekko x Homer collab.

Also lowkey I thought this was some restaurant post while I was mindlessly scrolling past, and that the bed pic was of a massive platter of biscuits and gravy that she ordered for herself.

 

[Barbarella]

That’s the first picture of Emely where I thought she looked sorta attractive. And it’s because you can see what she’d look like if she lost 80 pounds. She’d have a waist, she’s got nice legs, and without a double chin and with hair down, she would looks good. She does look kind. I really hope she decides to do this before it’s too late.

Anna….I can’t see it with her. She had her chance and didn’t stick with it and she’s starting to pay the price. She’s dirty, her skin is bad, her hair is bad, she’s sick and can’t exercise her way back to energy with her currant diet. She can’t even wear decent, event appropriate shoes. Such fashion! She’s let so much fat accumulate that she’d be a saggy, ruined mess if she managed to lose the 450 lbs she needs to. It’d still be worth it for health, of course, but her body will never look normal without major surgery (not even then really.). Can you see those knees empty of fat and the skin just sliding down to the shin? Ugh.

Some Americans are fat for sure. Depending on where you are tho, not so much in my part of the world. I have a trip to the Midwest coming up and I’ve never been, so maybe I’ll see some things, lol. It still isn’t all of us, and I haven’t seen a person like Anna … ever. Not a mobile one. I think I’d be scared, tbh. It’s not just us, most Western countries are getting fat. It’s sad. I’m convinced it’s fast food, which I don’t eat, but I’ve heard some crazy theories, even from scientists.

Are we sure Anna’s friend exists? Or maybe Anna just lies?

 

[Wonder dong]

She crapped out fast and that is not very flattering look:
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What the fuck is that outfit? And those shoes??? Emely looks like a glamazon next to her. Riding the bus with my sister who?

This idiot gets proud of herself for the simplest of things. Next up will be proud that she took another one of her massive dumps.

 

[Umaibae]

I guess being in here and watching enough TLC can distort perception but Emely just looks normal compared Also I guess just living in the US
Her silver outfit was kinda cute

Going to the U.S. is such a confidence booster lol. Asia can make a size 4 feel like a sea cow, but in America? You’re basically a supermodel.

 

[Gay Mouth]

She’s let so much fat accumulate that she’d be a saggy, ruined mess if she managed to lose the 450 lbs she needs to. It’d still be worth it for health, of course, but her body will never look normal without major surgery (not even then really.)

I know someone who was a TLC level deathfat then lost 200ish pounds. She is “thin” on her torso now, but has this Anna like weight centering around the middle of her thighs. Most fatties level out this way, losing a significant and impressive amount of weight but not nearly all of it, carrying around 50 pounds of saggy skin and pockets of stubborn fat. What can your body even do when you’ve been so fat that pockets of fat have developed disconnected from your shape? Anna would literally need to be cut around both legs and maybe up the side like a seam to remove all the skin and excess weight. If she even tried to lose weight instead of resigning herself to ignoring it, getting ever more frequent panic attacks, until The Big One. She has well and truly fucked herself.

Maybe that’s the reason Anna is so offensive. She’s committed herself to chipper cheerleading, dressing up, going to Disneyland, drinking, and dewinit errydae while marching straight toward a cliff. She can’t walk up a mountain and she’s a human being who defines herself as being able to walk up a mountain.

Going to the U.S. is such a confidence booster lol. Asia can make a size 4 feel like a sea cow, but in America? You’re basically a supermodel.

Another case of how culture can make a remarkable, positive impact on a lot of people, and people like Anna and Tess literally ruin lives in some butterfly effect way. Yes it’s bad if someone pathologizes their need to be thin, to the point they develop physical damage by not eating. But a culture that will call you the fuck out if you’re starting to look chubby tends to have an average cutie score of 7/10 businessman gropes on the train.

 

[High Hedgie]

She crapped out fast and that is not very flattering look:
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The comparison between Emely and Anna here is painful. Emely is no beauty but she looks good here, even pretty for her. Anna is embarrassing. If what Emely is wearing fit in with what others at the event were wearing, WTF was Anna thinking. She has shown looks that would have been more appropriate. She seriously looks delusional dressing like that next to Emely.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Seems that Emely went to more events wonder if that was an Anna crashing photo:

 

[Missanthrope101]

Re: Orangetheory Fitness. Having attended classes there for years I can confidently say Anna will not go back for a class she has to pay for. She probably chose it because she thinks she needs to constantly monitor her hear rate during exercise now - she must really be freaked out about whatever happened to her in Hawaii. I wonder if their treadmills are even rated to accommodate her weight. She probably substituted an elliptical in place of the treadmill.

Spoiler: Slight power level about OTF

Also, the screen displaying your information on an OTF class isn't a "leader board" and there is no competition, except for specific "benchmark" days (where you try to get your fastest time for a 2k row, 1 mile run, etc). The "theory" is that spending at least 12 minutes in the "orange zone" (84% to 91% of your max HR) will make you continue burning more calories for 24 hours afterwards. Otherwise there is no person to person competition or comparison. I don't really care much about the theory aspect; it's just nice to have a different 1 hour HIIT class to attend every day.

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[TurdFondler]

I wonder if their treadmills are even rated to accommodate her weight.

They are not.

 

[Pippeyy]

Has Anna ever tried Barre classes? Or like OT, one class? It seems right up her alley, expensive, trendy, IG ready and unlike OT she probably won't die during a class. The only thing I'm not sure about is if they have trainers who would know what to do with someone her size but I think that's true most places.

There's also new concepts for workouts happening like crazy right now. One gives you pom-poms and let's you pretend to be a cheerleader or dancer, which I'll be honest, I'd love to see Anna do. Not strip class level funny but still pretty funny.

 

[Catto Gatto]

For those anyone else who watches My Big Fat Fabulous Life (trust me I hate myself for this) Anna really channels Big Whit sometimes. There have been multiple story arcs on the show where 5’2, 400 lb Whit attempts ludicrous activities for someone of her girth. Some of these include skiing, steep hikes, 5k’s and weightlifting competitions. Like clockwork, she proceeds to have a “panic attack” or explosive tantrum when she inevitably falls on her ass or fails. Anna’s stories feel like deja vu sometimes.

Spoiler: OT

If you aren’t well versed in MBFFL, are bored and want some genuine laughs, I highly recommend the following episodes:

• St. Patrick’s day parade (season 3 episode 5)
• Skiing episode (season 3 episode 2)
• Hawaii 8k (Season 5 episode
• The Avi saga at the beginning of season 5

There’s a lot more comedy gold throughout the series but these are just some highlights

 

[Speakeasy Electric]

Some Americans are fat for sure. Depending on where you are tho, not so much in my part of the world. I have a trip to the Midwest coming up and I’ve never been, so maybe I’ll see some things, lol. It still isn’t all of us, and I haven’t seen a person like Anna … ever.

Re spotting super morbidly obese in the Midwest: Make sure you go to a Walmart on a Saturday night, a restaurant with a salad bar, and if at all possible a state fair.
Oh, and it will be easier in a town with a population over at least 5k. In the smaller areas the death fats still get hidden away by their family out of shame.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Spoiler alert - everything looks horrible on Anna.

 

[Owlflaps]

Some Americans are fat for sure. Depending on where you are tho, not so much in my part of the world. I have a trip to the Midwest coming up and I’ve never been, so maybe I’ll see some things, lol. It still isn’t all of us, and I haven’t seen a person like Anna … ever. Not a mobile one. I think I’d be scared, tbh. It’s not just us, most Western countries are getting fat. It’s sad. I’m convinced it’s fast food, which I don’t eat, but I’ve heard some crazy theories, even from scientists.

Are we sure Anna’s friend exists? Or maybe Anna just lies?

Depends where in the Midwest you go. Minnesota is full of lightly obese fatties because they have food festivals every other month. People in the South are either poverty thin or people of Amberlynn Reid's size.

 

[Catto Gatto]

Has Anna ever tried Barre classes? Or like OT, one class? It seems right up her alley, expensive, trendy, IG ready and unlike OT she probably won't die during a class. The only thing I'm not sure about is if they have trainers who would know what to do with someone her size but I think that's true most places.

There's also new concepts for workouts happening like crazy right now. One gives you pom-poms and let's you pretend to be a cheerleader or dancer, which I'll be honest, I'd love to see Anna do. Not strip class level funny but still pretty funny.

Perhaps she could try hot yoga to sweat out that pesky 30 pounds of “water weight” she gained “from hiking” in Hawaii

 

[chickenbutt]

Has Anna ever tried Barre classes? Or like OT, one class? It seems right up her alley, expensive, trendy, IG ready and unlike OT she probably won't die during a class. The only thing I'm not sure about is if they have trainers who would know what to do with someone her size but I think that's true most places.

There's also new concepts for workouts happening like crazy right now. One gives you pom-poms and let's you pretend to be a cheerleader or dancer, which I'll be honest, I'd love to see Anna do. Not strip class level funny but still pretty funny.

Oh my god, I would pay a frankly embarrassing amount of money to see footage of Anna attempting a barre class the mere thought of it is absolute primo-grade comedy. Obviously you don't actually have to wear ballerina clothes for it, but the nature of the exercise itself, while certainly safer than high-impact cardio or strength training, is just going to be so undignified for her I can't see her ever trying it. She's no paragon of dignity to be sure, but I think she'd get incredibly embarrassed very quickly by the difference in her levels of flexibility and mobility. I doubt there would be many components of a barre workout she could pull off without hurting herself or at least going bright red in the face, and from what I hear most of the women who do barre regularly are pretty judgy.

So there's no way Anna's ego could withstand an actual barre class IMO, but that doesn't stop me from laughing at the notion of her ankles trying to withstand some of the movements out of her sheer stubbornness and misplaced pride:

 

[Meiwaku]

Honestly, most americans are overweight giving statistics. So you get blinded a bit and see someone whose got a flatter stomach or whatever and might think "whatever fine" when in reality, the BMI might not agree. If you ever see weight loss in people who American brains might not think of as fat or who would have a handmaiden army coming on "omg shes not fat!!!". It's pretty astounding giving the after photos when you can actually see the weight loss and compare, you then realize holy shit they were fat. You just have a warped perception if you stay in America too long. Especially true modernly online where pandering to body types makes you big money. Plenty of companies that don't cater to the ultra rich realize that using models with """realistic""" bodies gets you bux. In some cases, not photoshopping or editing out "blemishes" (like normal celulite) of a perfectly attractive healthy woman is definitely a step forward. In other cases, it's just pandering to honey nut feelios of fat people who don't want to admit that it's not normal.

Not to mention, a lot of vanity sizing. Every woman has had this issue regardless of size. We all know Ana being a 3x is VERY generous of them. If you like vintage clothing like I do, you realize the errors of vanity sizing VERY quickly. A size 10 in modern era is not a size 10 in even as recently as 1980 nevermind earlier. You realize people are just plain fatter, even if you're within a healthy BMI range (and 66% of Americans are not). Even the military for the US who is hyper funded by glowies and does crazy multimillion dollar science to find the best armor realizes that even your lower BMI very fit young males are still, fatter than men in the 20's, 40's, and 70's and cannot fit into any of the gear their forefathers wore. This is including the glowie issue now that many Amerifats are by default too fat to join the military.

Even in Japan, my people, who are absolutely fat-shaming experts, are now fatter. For context, Japan is a place where some companies will literally put you on a fitness plan if your waist is over 30 inches (or sometimes less, also yes they will publicly do the measurements and weight for the whole company). And where the average person has to walk literally everywhere to get anywhere, where companies do morning exercise routines and have since westernization etc. Etc. Etc..., I really can only blame this from changes in imported and methods of processed food and lack of vegetables in Japanese diet as well as sitting in a desk. BUT the notability isn't only for the recumbent salaryman though. For example, they had to stop using certain costumes in Kabuki (and make copies of the original armor) because the actors (who daily dance and run around/do acrobatics ontop of normal Japanese exercise levels) are far too fat now for the vintage armor. Granted, they don't look like sumo wrestlers like Ana, but they are still notably "bigger" and definitely not as thin as Japanese people once were. Unlike Amerifats, Japanese people are based and simply state "we japanese are fatter now and it's a problem for all of us".

For anyone who has never seriously managed their health or tried to do wild fitness competition stuff, weight loss is 80/20. 80% diet and 20% fitness. You can't exercise out a bad diet. Processed foods make this a challenge in every modern country. Modern Japan is probably the best example of this phenomenon. This is also where Ana absolutely fails miserably. Even if she did seriously exercise every day, the fork and bottle would still doom her. She might become more physically fit and be able to have increased stamina, but that is a meaningless statement when you're pushing 600lbs.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Once again, as a resident of the South, poverty thin? Yes. ALR size? Not so much. I see many more 200-300 pounders, less 500+ pound butterballs hurplelurping to the scootypuffs. There are chunkers here, but it's not like there's literal herds of lumbering buttergolems. At least in the region I'm in, while obese is common, morbidly obese is a smidge of an abnormality.

 

[Lies Unlimited]

I lived briefly in rural Wisconsin, as well as rural Kentucky, and yes, most folks there are fat, but ALR-sized hamplanets are still rather rare. Nonetheless, it does not take much extra weight to 'achieve' obesity: more than 98% of women are officially obese at 200 lbs (as well as 60% of men). Obesity starts at a much lower weight than people realise. And a LOT of the folks I saw in WI and KY were most certainly minimum 200 lb-ers.

 

[Wonder dong]

It always seems like you see young girls proudly displaying their morbid obesity, Midwest or not. I see Ghettopotmasuses frequently and then you have the fat white bitches who are just as sexy as all get out thanks to heifers like Tess Holiday and even hog Anna herself. Then you always seem to see the sad, lonely, smelly obese young dude out an about and you can always tell he lives for playing video games and existing on Mountain Dew, Taco Bell and Doritos. I think older hogs get the clue that they need to clean their act up or just rarely go out. It’s the young ones that have absolutely no god damn fucking shame.