Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

Off topic, but it genuinely horrifies me that Americans are so overwhelmingly fat, and so many of them are so fat as to have sized out of normal vehicles, that capitalism stepped in and filled that spot with Uber XL. It just blows me away.
From what I read UberXL was meant as a way to transport large families. It ended up being used by a different client instead.
 
Off topic, but it genuinely horrifies me that Americans are so overwhelmingly fat, and so many of them are so fat as to have sized out of normal vehicles, that capitalism stepped in and filled that spot with Uber XL. It just blows me away.
Hm, I still think it's pretty rare for someone to be sized out of a normal car. At 300 or so pounds (half of Anna's size, lol), someone can typically fit into a small American sedan. Anna is still an outlier even here in the fatty US; people definitely gawk and laugh at her everywhere she goes. Only in a few parts of the country, mostly in the South where obesity is prevalent and in trashy places like the Walmart in the seedy part of town, would she be somewhat less of a spectacle.
 
Off topic, but it genuinely horrifies me that Americans are so overwhelmingly fat, and so many of them are so fat as to have sized out of normal vehicles, that capitalism stepped in and filled that spot with Uber XL. It just blows me away.
UberXL is for number of passengers and/or amount of luggage/bags, not for size of individual passengers. Large SUVs and such. So a family of five would need the UberXL, because regular Ubers can be sedans that don't fit that many, which an UberXL is guaranteed to be larger. Or a group of three or four, which could fit in a regular Uber, riding to or from the airport with large suitcases would use the UberXL for the cargo space.
 
Off topic, but it genuinely horrifies me that Americans are so overwhelmingly fat, and so many of them are so fat as to have sized out of normal vehicles, that capitalism stepped in and filled that spot with Uber XL. It just blows me away.
I think UberXL is actually meant for families or people going to the airport with lots of big luggage.
 
Only in a few parts of the country, mostly in the South where obesity is prevalent and in trashy places like the Walmart in the seedy part of town, would she be somewhat less of a spectacle.
I will say that, as a current resident of the US South, she would be a spectacle here as well.
 
Regarding the Orangetheory vids: She’s doing Orangetheory because of the smart watch integration that they use for their proprietary ”method”. During an Orangetheory class, you connect your smart watch (you can use your own or purchase a branded wrist monitor) to their big screens in the workout room. Then, during the workout itself, your smart watch talks to their screen and converts your minutes of activity at 60% or 80% or something into “Splat Points.” It’s kind of like an analog to Weight Watchers in that it over-complicates via oversimplification. Those splat points are how you measure the success of your workout and there is usually a goal or something for you to meet for each workout. There is a leaderboard which is useless because fatties like Anna with overworked organs are always going to appear to be working out much harder than actually fit gym-goers.

But this way, she can post more shots of her Apple watch and brag about how she closed her rings while paying for the privilege of almost dying of a heart attack for 50 minutes once a week.

I have taken several classes with OT in the past and I can say that they really try to make them fun. The music is loud, the trainers are high-energy, and there is a ton of variety in the workouts so you don’t get bored. Personally, I’d rather go outside than pay through the nose for a gym experience, even one as sparkly as OT. But it’s not the worst gym, imo, if you have the money for their memberships. Of course, all of this is completely irrelevant because Anna will never go to another OT class and that’s for the best because truly she’s going to explode her heart if she tempts fate like that. Remember how her heart rate climbed to dangerous levels on a flat trail for moms and strollers? Yeah.
 
Regarding the Orangetheory vids: She’s doing Orangetheory because of the smart watch integration that they use for their proprietary ”method”. During an Orangetheory class, you connect your smart watch (you can use your own or purchase a branded wrist monitor) to their big screens in the workout room. Then, during the workout itself, your smart watch talks to their screen and converts your minutes of activity at 60% or 80% or something into “Splat Points.” It’s kind of like an analog to Weight Watchers in that it over-complicates via oversimplification. Those splat points are how you measure the success of your workout and there is usually a goal or something for you to meet for each workout. There is a leaderboard which is useless because fatties like Anna with overworked organs are always going to appear to be working out much harder than actually fit gym-goers.

But this way, she can post more shots of her Apple watch and brag about how she closed her rings while paying for the privilege of almost dying of a heart attack for 50 minutes once a week.

I have taken several classes with OT in the past and I can say that they really try to make them fun. The music is loud, the trainers are high-energy, and there is a ton of variety in the workouts so you don’t get bored. Personally, I’d rather go outside than pay through the nose for a gym experience, even one as sparkly as OT. But it’s not the worst gym, imo, if you have the money for their memberships. Of course, all of this is completely irrelevant because Anna will never go to another OT class and that’s for the best because truly she’s going to explode her heart if she tempts fate like that. Remember how her heart rate climbed to dangerous levels on a flat trail for moms and strollers? Yeah.
It's a high intensity interval style class that posts the leaderboards in plain sight. Maybe things have changed since I did a few but this is a domain of mostly regular size competitive peole and I cannot imagine Anna lasting long when she's dead last in every single thing. I dunno, maybe they don't do that anymore 'cause feelings but there is no fucking way a 550lb person like Anna should be doing HIIT. Same dumb shit April tries. Guess what, you can't produce enough power or VO2 to HIIT anything! A high pace for these fat fucks is walking!
 
It's a high intensity interval style class that posts the leaderboards in plain sight. Maybe things have changed since I did a few but this is a domain of mostly regular size competitive peole and I cannot imagine Anna lasting long when she's dead last in every single thing. I dunno, maybe they don't do that anymore 'cause feelings but there is no fucking way a 550lb person like Anna should be doing HIIT. Same dumb shit April tries. Guess what, you can't produce enough power or VO2 to HIIT anything! A high pace for these fat fucks is walking!
Anna doesn’t look worn out or sweaty at all which I find sus. OT designs the workouts so that your heart rate is in the orange “fat burning” zone for most of the class but you regularly push your heart rate to the red zone. It’s not an easy class and for her first time I would expect her to be a sweaty mess. She probably put in the same level of effort as Tess does at Pilates. It’s an opportunity for them to dress up and feel like they did something productive.
 
Anna doesn’t look worn out or sweaty at all which I find sus. OT designs the workouts so that your heart rate is in the orange “fat burning” zone for most of the class but you regularly push your heart rate to the red zone. It’s not an easy class and for her first time I would expect her to be a sweaty mess. She probably put in the same level of effort as Tess does at Pilates. It’s an opportunity for them to dress up and feel like they did something productive.
It's absurd on the face, it's ludicrous; it's saying 2+2 equals 11. But that's where we are at in certain circles of society, online or otherwise. As you said it's dress up. At least the type of person that will do Orange Theory isn't that sort that will extend a lot of grace to Anna. I can see mean looks and at best puzzled expressions greeting her.
 
She crapped out fast and that is not very flattering look:
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Daddy impregnated x2 a land whale, and almost escaped entirely his first failed family. Anna the 37 year old no-marriage-no-kids failure is the last vestige of his fling with a sea lard. I’ve only seen a glimpse of her step mother, but she is a healthy weight and her dad seems like he’s happy. Probably happy his new wife won’t drop dead and take his progeny with him.
He has a healthy, seemingly normal son.
 
I am adoring the difference between Anna and Emely in that latest photo.

Sure, Emely's overweight and all, but she has nice(ish) shoes that (almost) match her dress. Or at least, the styling compliments her dress.

Anna looks like a lump of shit in her mismatched jacket/dress fiasco with her tennis shoes.

But she's a FaShIoNiStA!1! (pardon me, I can't hold in my immature sniggering)

ETA: Damn it, Anna, being by Emely just highlights how fucking yellow your teeth are. Brush them already, you slob.
 
I honestly don't understand how so many of you get legit mad over Anna. I've seen a lot more seethe in her Hawaii/SxSW posts than previously ITT. This week's antics I have literally injured myself cry laughing over the videos and commentary I missed.

She is the one cow, without fail, that always makes me genuinely bust out laughing because of how absurd every moment of her life is. I just can't take her seriously or even try to compare her to my own experiences in any meaningful way. Like how can you really be mad at a 600lb womanchild's tardfit over Psychosomatic Shrimp you can change your username on here btw for those who don't know but were admiring this gem of a moment after fail-hiking 3 times on easy and normie tourist shit. All the while she is clearly seething over her friend being able to do normal human functions and look like Eugenia Cooney next to her despite being at least 250-300lbs herself. She also probably sat on her suitcase to force shit to fit or forgot her code that she set herself and is butt devastated over it. Then as a bonus, all of her swim filming music shorts I had to literally check the username twice to see if it was @Catto_Gatto 's music edits or her being serious because it all seemed like a mockery. I honestly wished she posted more because her seethe, cope, pile-cake was extra delicious this round.

This lady is a literal commerical dairy cow whose basically only hurting her miserable self and is the least obnoxious of any social media influencer cows I know. Because in context, even her narc-ing is fucking hilarious giving that she's utterly alone, has no personality cults, feeders, or real engagement giving the size of her social media presence. The biggest demographics are people who like watching living trainwrecks. This is her life. I feel privileged to see her insanity daily. For free. On three platforms not including the farms.

There is no need to be upset.
 
Off topic, but it genuinely horrifies me that Americans are so overwhelmingly fat, and so many of them are so fat as to have sized out of normal vehicles, that capitalism stepped in and filled that spot with Uber XL. It just blows me away.
Uberxl is for groups of like 4-6 people who want a ride together and won't all fit in a normal cab. it has nothing to do with fatties
 
Emely looked nice- Anna did not. But they are both outliers and are massive for no other reason than them being gluttons and lazy. That being said emely is in a position where she could get to a normal size within a year.

Emely while an unattractive obese woman always looks clean, is always put together and always puts in effort. She seems genuinely nice and hee videos are infoemarivw

Anna on the other hand always looks like a filthy slob. When ALR looks cleaner than you there’s an issue.
 
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