Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Barbarella]

I’ve been to SXSW, and I’m surprised Anna didn’t reserve a hotel in walking distance.

I know they are booked long in advance, but if you can afford it, why not? Maybe the planning ahead was too much of a struggle for her. I saw mostly young and attractive people. Anna is going to be out of place.

No doubt she got that bag second-hand, I can’t see her remembering the day they drop and getting up early in the hopes it hits her cart before it sells out. They sell out in seconds when new. The only ones I haven’t seen go fast are the partnership they did with UGG. They aren’t leather, or even pretty bags. (Mostly totes, I guess they are branching out.) They are a by a black designer who got trendy but are not high end. These bags are a big meh and would be in TJ Maxx for $50.00 if they didn’t have built in scarcity. So perfect for Anna. Trend without thought. And you know it was second-hand because they drop a lot of candy colors. Can’t imagine Anna choosing black unless it was her only option.

 

[T.J. O'Pootertoot]

She got a new bag that retails for $567, except its sold outand now is on poshmark and stuff for $1,475:
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Anna posted a bit more as well (May be some overlap):
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What's so special about that ugly bag? Versatile? Just about every bag has a strap and carry handle for "versatility." She never tells you anything substantial about the item, just that it's "super cute" and something she "had to have."

Here we go with the bitching again already: parking in Austin at SXSW made her anxious. Gee, Anna, ya think? Because she never plans ahead for anything, she once again set herself up for failure by just automatically expecting she was just going to pull right up in front of the entrance and get the red carpet treatment.

Also, Anna, your dog doesn't love you. It's a Stockholm Syndrome-style trauma response.

Meanwhile, looks like Emely was invited to a Chanel pop-up and an FX event. She's already posted about her experiences today.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Meanwhile, looks like Emely was invited to a Chanel pop-up and an FX event. She's already posted about her experiences today.

She also mentioned that her wife may be a part of one of the tech events at SWSX. THIS must piss Anna off so much and explains her sudden obession with it this year.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

I doubt she's sized out of UberXL, though

She takes an uber6XL now. It's just an entire semi trailer with a cushioned floor and some livestock restraints

 

[FrownyFace]

Flowers from a boyfriend, her dad, or even a gal pal? No, some soulless cooperation sends Anna flowers to congratulate her on one million followers which helps them get their advertisements to more potential customers via her Instagram. And those flowers made her feel special. What a sad life.

 

[Angry New Ager]

That bag is fucking hideous. It's still not as gauche and ugly as Tess Holliday's secondhand Balenciaga graffiti bag, but it's yet another illustration of how money doesn't buy taste.

 

[Brunhilde Barbiturate]

I’ve been to SXSW, and I’m surprised Anna didn’t reserve a hotel in walking distance.

She climbed Hawaii, tho! She's SOOPAR FIT!

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

It's a bag. Chill.

 

[Wonder dong]

As much as I make fun of Emely and her teeth, she does seem like a grounded and generally happy person, which Anna is not. I hope she gets ALL the things and I hope it pisses Anna off. Hopefully she won’t have to use Anna much longer and can free herself like Curve Model did. Don’t know how she has lasted this long though. Emely must have nerves and a stomach of steel.

 

[Hot Goss]

How does that best friend of her’s stick around? That woman has a job, was battling cancer and has children. Yet Anna sees it fit to call her while in bad traffic bc she is pissed off, oh I mean having an anxiety attack.
Anna always bitches and moans about having to do her easy job, but now is thanking everyone bc she loves it.
I find it strange that on her resume, a lot of her jobs had a duration of 1 year and 3 months. Is there some big evaluation at that time where her dumbass gets fired?

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Germany has streets that are narrower than her candy juicy thighs. And most inner cities are not accessible by car. And elevators are not that much of a thing in buildings because building codes and shit. You will have to walk. I'd be willing to pay money to see her navigate those.

It's a bag. Chill.

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FASHION INFLUENCER, GUYS!!!!!
Shit man, those colors are all over the place. Don't mix warm and cool colors you dumbwit. They will fucking clash and make you look like a clown.

 

[Clotso Coof]

How does that best friend of her’s stick around? That woman has a job, was battling cancer and has children. Yet Anna sees it fit to call her while in bad traffic bc she is pissed off, oh I mean having an anxiety attack.
Anna always bitches and moans about having to do her easy job, but now is thanking everyone bc she loves it.
I find it strange that on her resume, a lot of her jobs had a duration of 1 year and 3 months. Is there some big evaluation at that time where her dumbass gets fired?

Maybe 3 month on-boarding, plus 1 year review? Or 1 year review, plus 3 month PIP/"Performance Improvement Plan" for failures?

Companies will want to cover their asses before firing a deathfat female with a rich Dad. She's lawsuit material.

Germany has streets that are narrower than her candy juicy thighs. And most inner cities are not accessible by car. And elevators are not that much of a thing in buildings because building codes and shit. You will have to walk. I'd be willing to pay money to see her navigate those.

I've heard of American fatties freaking out on medieval cathedral tours, because the spire staircases are hip-wide. Fuckers could get stuck.

 

[Gay Mouth]

How does that best friend of her’s stick around? That woman has a job, was battling cancer and has children. Yet Anna sees it fit to call her while in bad traffic bc she is pissed off

Spoiler: Pwrlvl9k

my HS best friend is a narc, who until recently would float in and out of my life as my ability to devote attention to her waxed and waned. It really wouldn’t matter what crises or good was happening in my life, she was obliviously and charitably devoted to whatever the fuck was going on with her. My only obligation was to silently listen and nod along and we were good. If I said something like “ok but we’ve talked about your self-afflicted problem for 10 hours, while I have an issue myself I would maybe like to talk about” or “I have a boundary and would like to not agree with you for a second” I would be banished to the shadow realm for a period long enough to insulate her ego.

I assume Anna is the same where this friend just has to be there on call 24/7 when she needs “support” in exchange for a eternal demon contract of bestest fwend 4ever (as long as you never call me out or cross me)

Germany has streets that are narrower than her candy juicy thighs. And most inner cities are not accessible by car. And elevators are not that much of a thing in buildings because building codes and shit. You will have to walk. I'd be willing to pay money to see her navigate those.

The interesting thing is that architecture and infrastructure built for skinny people encourages skinny habits. If Anna was born and lived in Germany, would she be smaller, due to these regulations and ancient buildings built for small people?

 

[lonelygorl15]

I’ve been to SXSW, and I’m surprised Anna didn’t reserve a hotel in walking distance.

I know they are booked long in advance, but if you can afford it, why not? Maybe the planning ahead was too much of a struggle for her. I saw mostly young and attractive people. Anna is going to be out of place.

No doubt she got that bag second-hand, I can’t see her remembering the day they drop and getting up early in the hopes it hits her cart before it sells out. They sell out in seconds when new. The only ones I haven’t seen go fast are the partnership they did with UGG. They aren’t leather, or even pretty bags. (Mostly totes, I guess they are branching out.) They are a by a black designer who got trendy but are not high end. These bags are a big meh and would be in TJ Maxx for $50.00 if they didn’t have built in scarcity. So perfect for Anna. Trend without thought. And you know it was second-hand because they drop a lot of candy colors. Can’t imagine Anna choosing black unless it was her only option.

Agreed because when does Anna ever choose anything black, sleek and simplistic? Even the rare black dress has to have gaudy frills, slits or some other ugly nonsense. I had never heard of this brand but that is a fucking ugly bag and I can't imagine paying that kind of money on something that isn't even real leather. She just bought it to fit it with the other influencers. Remember the hideous Gucci bag she picked out and begged daddy to buy for her because "daddy never buys me gifts or gives me anything!" Out of any bags she could have had as a rare gift, she picks the ugly unicorn princess bag and not something classic that can be used over many years.

Spoiler: Anna's Gucci bag

Jfc Anna must have some serious dirt on her only true best friend. What did that chick do? Did Anna walk in on her fucking a groomsman at her wedding and now she holds Tracey hostage for life? How exhausting it must be to have to take every call from someone like Anna who has an absolute meltdown over traffic, getting stuck in her couch, or mean comments on the internet. I just can't imagine what she's getting out of that friendship so I'm sticking with the blackmail route.

Anna absolutely expected special treatment and parking, that's part of the narc mindset and it triggered her in a big way that she had to be inconvenienced whatsoever. So coming home to some lame PR flowers didn't make her feel "super special" just tilted her narc supply scale back into a less uncomfortable position. (also I love that the flowers were from a bougie skincare company while also showing off a giant red welt on her forehead and various scabs and sores around her chin and cheeks.)

 

[thejackal]

Everything shit, trashy and gauche about a typical upper middle class Ohio suburb is embodied in Anna. I've said it before you can take the HS dropout loser out of Chagrin Falls, but you cannot take the Chagrin Falls loser out of Anna. She will always be this way it doesn't matter how long she's lived in NYC or Austin or any other hip city. She makes Alice look like Anna Wintour.

 

[Gay Mouth]

Gucci bag she picked out and begged daddy to buy for her because "daddy never buys me gifts or gives me anything!

Daddy impregnated x2 a land whale, and almost escaped entirely his first failed family. Anna the 37 year old no-marriage-no-kids failure is the last vestige of his fling with a sea lard. I’ve only seen a glimpse of her step mother, but she is a healthy weight and her dad seems like he’s happy. Probably happy his new wife won’t drop dead and take his progeny with him.

 

[Cherry Coke]

Looking forward to SXSW-saga. She went to SXSW and other fests before (as recently noted) but I get the feeling Anna is going to chimp out hard over this one. She's way less stable/in touch with reality, seems more prone to narcissistic meltdowns, and is MUCH fatter now. (And very likely much more actively alcoholic.) Not only will the experience be rougher on her body this time around, but the "yikes" looks from others (a younger, more attractive crowd) will be extreme and less polite than they are at Disney World or some tourist hotel.

In other words: more psychosomatic shrimp.

 

[OttoWest]

I’ve only seen a glimpse of her step mother, but she is a healthy weight and her dad seems like he’s happy.

Additionally her two adult daughters are slim and attractive. I wonder what they think of Anna. She skipped the younger one’s wedding last year to do her L.A. trip.

 

[multiverse]

Daddy impregnated x2 a land whale, and almost escaped entirely his first failed family. Anna the 37 year old no-marriage-no-kids failure is the last vestige of his fling with a sea lard. I’ve only seen a glimpse of her step mother, but she is a healthy weight and her dad seems like he’s happy. Probably happy his new wife won’t drop dead and take his progeny with him.

Well, except there are three O'Brian children and her older brother is still very much alive. He has children, too. So at least 1 of the 3 aren't landwhale failures.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Outfit Details:

Total $413

Anthropologie Maeve Bow-Back Midi Dress $198
J. Crew French Bikini Top $75
J. Crew Ruched High-Rise Full-Coverage Bikini Bottom $65
Teva Hurricane XLT2 $75

She is also advertising that she went here think Hawaii pretty much confrimed the farce that is her stating she does any exercise. She is also stating she has beeen closing the rings for 76 days now. The first class at this place is free of course they are positive and such.