DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Hate to break it to dipshit Phil over here, but America isn't the only country that observes daylight savings time. Almost every European country does. Regardless, it wouldn't effect Phil if he wouldn't change his schedule because of it. The whole point is that the only thing that changes is the clocks and the amount of sunlight you get in a day. You don't move your clock forward an hour and then move your schedule up an hour.
 
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Got a Pans Labyrinth vibe from this image.
 
Either that or he feels like he's been slighted, in reality it was in a minor way but since he's a narc he took it as if the CEO of Walmart himself brutally raped and murdered his mother. Remember when he recently talked about his decade old grudge against a specific Subway back in CT because on one day they didn't have the exact Subway sandwich that he wanted because he had the plan to make a DSP Tries It about? I think something similar happened in Walmart.
Wonder if that's the store that sold the wolverine on him
 
Almost every industrialized nation except China and Japan observes DST. It's not just in the United States Phil, you sheltered dumbass.

Also, how are the streams "an hour earlier". Yes, he lost an hour of sleep, but the stream still starts 11am. What twisted logic is this? Doesn't the clock still say 11?

And of course Phil doesn't have to start at any set time. He just obsesses over it because reasons.
 
If I'm not mistaken he did imply something like that, and said he shops at local stores to support "local small businesses".

Edit: He also said it's a dangerous place because of the people that shop there.
The WalMart hate runs deep indeed.

He would only shop there if he could not afford anything else because of their predatory corporate greed. Amazon and Kroger somehow get a pass for doing exactly what he indicates he has a problem with.

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And it is full of angry poors who are angry because WalMart is the only place they can shop.
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So remember, even when Phil says he has 'no money' for groceries, what he actually means is, he is at risk of having to shop at WalMart like some wretched poor. If you buy a bag of brand name chips there, I heard they inflate the bags with poverty.
 
He would only shop there if he could not afford anything else because of their predatory corporate greed. Amazon and Kroger somehow get a pass for doing exactly what he indicates he has a problem with.
You disappoint me with your glaring omission of dspgayming in the predatory corporate greed category.
 
pop back in and this narcissistic delusional shit stain is making up a story about how his tip was so generous that it changed a server's life..or someshit..

Odd thing to talk and brag about, ahhh I'm sure it has nothing to do with a frequent subject in this thread, youtube comments and detractor twitter is how he probably doesn't tip which is why his order is always messed up and if door dash drivers talk to each other.

merely a coincidence like how he beelines to hidden things in elden ring or magically knows how to beat a boss.

EDIT - he doesn't like to block in fighting games. WELL NO SHIT! I could never tell by constant counter pop ups, complaining about getting stuffed or visually just sitting there not blocking.

hey you said it phil, you don't like blocking.
 
he doesn't like to block in fighting games. WELL NO SHIT! I could never tell by constant counter pop ups, complaining about getting stuffed or visually just sitting there not blocking.
What just blows me away with that admission is that he completely retconned the type of fighting game player he kept describing himself as. We all know that he's just a basic bitch flowcharter, but for years he talked about himself being a "reactionary" player, meaning that he's a more defensively minded player who capitalizes on keeping an aggressive opponent in check by punishing them whenever they get greedy.

It also completely betrays his attempts of gatekeeping fighting game mechanics to keep the casual scrubs away because morons like DSP who don't like blocking are the exact people that casualizing fighting games caters to. What did Khepkham do to casualize SFV and make it more easily palatable to the mahdernized lower IQ audience? They nerfed defensive options and buffed offensive ones. That's the same thing Tekken 7 also did (backdashes and sidesteps are probably the weakest in the series in 7). Zero self-awareness once again.
 
What just blows me away with that admission is that he completely retconned the type of fighting game player he kept describing himself as. We all know that he's just a basic bitch flowcharter, but for years he talked about himself being a "reactionary" player, meaning that he's a more defensively minded player who capitalizes on keeping an aggressive opponent in check by punishing them whenever they get greedy.

It also completely betrays his attempts of gatekeeping fighting game mechanics to keep the casual scrubs away because morons like DSP who don't like blocking are the exact people that casualizing fighting games caters to. What did Khepkham do to casualize SFV and make it more easily palatable to the mahdernized lower IQ audience? They nerfed defensive options and buffed offensive ones. That's the same thing Tekken 7 also did (backdashes and sidesteps are probably the weakest in the series in 7). Zero self-awareness once again.

Phil "rules for thee, not for me" Burnell.
 
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