Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,599
One of the reasons why Russ is so enjoyable to watch is how obviously abusive he is and punished for it. If he would be smart enough to manipulate people around him to do his bidding, then whole situation would quickly lose its charm and go into some horrible territory, and KF has no shortage of cows like that.
That's the best part of Russ. Unlike some cows that really get your blood boiling because they are such assholes and get away with it, he is constantly punished for his assholery and the best part is; it's all thanks to himself, he constantly gets himself into fights he has absolutely no way of getting out of unscathed
 
Fuck favourite character, what's your favourite arc? Mine's the one where Kiwi Farms trolls caused a localized earthquake at his office using a computer virus.
Man, i know what richardxy(?) did was wrong, but HOLY SHIT it was fantastic. And the crying video is probably my favorite thing I've ever seen in this thread. Fucking amazing.
 
Sorry it's not directly Russ related but I've been rereading a book on abuse and I was struck how much one of the abuser archetypes immediately brought to mind a certain someone. Thank God there's no way he's going to ever end up in an actual relationship.

View attachment 3068370View attachment 3068371

Edit: the book is Why Does He Do That, I've attached the pdf to a comment reply to GargoyleGorl on my profile if anyone wants to read the full thing
Yeah, he's a low-IQ narcissist, and he can't hide what he is for long. I love how he insists he's a nice guy when his mask (such as it is) slips the instant a women doesn't respond to him right away or he gets any pushback at all. I've worked with people who are legit intellectually disabled (IQ below 70) who are better at manipulating people than Russ is.
 
Russ also used the shock jock claim in a IG post after the hookers on Twitter exposed his pac and he also may have used it in a reply on his book review on Amazon.
He falls back on that excuse a lot.

For a while, he alternated between the "shock jock" and "anxiety" excuses for being a shit human being.
A lot of shitty people love to hide behind Howard Stern a lot when they're called out for their comments. Darksydephil also throws that excuse out quite a bit. What they don't understand is that there's a big fucking difference in saying "hello jew! *smashes head in* zeese is vut happinz when you let ze jews run free!" or "i'm gonna kick the lawyer's ass with my awesomeness. there will be blood!" and saying controversial things as a professional radio DJ.

Maybe they could name it the "Dude-ovico Technique"
Studovico Technique.

They should play his stupid fiverr pop songs on repeat as he's forced to watch clips of men harassing/stalking women. "She don't like the nice guuuuuys~" with excerpts from r/niceguys or vids of men being creepy obsessed stalkers.

Imagine the doctor assigned to constantly administer eyedrops on Russ as he watches the screen. "What the fuck his eyes are staying bone dry! I went through four bottles of eyedrops!"
 
One of the reasons why Russ is so enjoyable to watch is how obviously abusive he is and punished for it. If he would be smart enough to manipulate people around him to do his bidding, then whole situation would quickly lose its charm and go into some horrible territory, and KF has no shortage of cows like that.
I totally agree. Russell feels like guilt-free fun. He's not bullying lesbians into sucking his dick or wasting thousands of dollars of expensive medical care for attention or starving his football team of children for Jesus. Russell's #1 victim is himself, and #2 is Null's money.
 
Russell's #1 victim is himself, and #2 is Null's money.
#2 Victim is the money of people who hire lawyers to defend against him
#3 victim is the clerks and judges that have to read this
#4 victim is the money and time wasted by the courts that could have been used to help genuinely hurt people.
 
One of the reasons why Russ is so enjoyable to watch is how obviously abusive he is and punished for it. If he would be smart enough to manipulate people around him to do his bidding, then whole situation would quickly lose its charm and go into some horrible territory, and KF has no shortage of cows like that.
If Russ were a few IQ points higher he'd probably be a horrorcow like Isabella Janke. He'd still be a colossal fuckup but he'd have some ability to manipulate people in the short term and would sometimes be able to spin a web of lies convincing enough to get what he wanted done. What he'd want done (sucking him his penis aside) would still be absolutely idiotic and lead to disaster but he'd actually have done something.
 
If Russ were a few IQ points higher he'd probably be a horrorcow like Isabella Janke. He'd still be a colossal fuckup but he'd have some ability to manipulate people in the short term and would sometimes be able to spin a web of lies convincing enough to get what he wanted done. What he'd want done (sucking him his penis aside) would still be absolutely idiotic and lead to disaster but he'd actually have done something.
He'd still be trying to get famous by forcing an already famous person to "get him in the biz." His ego won't let him start at the bottom like everyone else. He'd still be a shitty songwriter because he doesn't think he needs to improve. He might be able to comprehend the fact that unsolicited policies aren't discriminatory, and that the ADA doesn't mean he gets special treatment. He'd still demand it because he's Russ and he deserves it, but he might be at least dimly aware that he can't use the ADA to get what he wants. He'd still find a reason to sue though.
 
No one ever told this nigger, "When a hoe be off work she be picking her kid up from the kid's baby daddy. When a girlfriend be off work she be with you."

What a fool.
It wouldn't work with Russ. He has a literal mental block as to how the world works. In his mind, the world should fall in line with his fantasies, and he ignores everything that doesn't line up with his delusions. Unless, of course, reality intrudes in a way he cannot ignore.
 
It wouldn't work with Russ. He has a literal mental block as to how the world works. In his mind, the world should fall in line with his fantasies, and he ignores everything that doesn't line up with his delusions. Unless, of course, reality intrudes in a way he cannot ignore.
One of those fantasies is that he's the only guy in the whole world who's nice to hookers, and as such, they should be grateful he wants to fuck him and give him a discount, or do it for free and leave the business and be his willing sex slave. He was absolutely floored when a hooker told him he was far from the only guy who nice to hookers and he should stop expecting special treatment. He was speechless. He doesn't know what to do when someone confronts his delusions head on.
 
People with delusions tend to either reject reality completely or try to incorporate it into the delusion. So if Taylor writes back saying that she never wants to hear from him again, it becomes a secret code letter where she's actually trying to tell him that she wants to be with him and it's just her lawyers getting in the way and she has to say that so they don't find out. To someone being "gangstalked", getting a receipt ending in .77 is part of the code they're using to track them. It's like a compass spinning back north even if you flick it: the brain cells are just worn into a crazy rut that can't deviate and that's why they're immune to logic. It's like a perpetual motion machine that just keeps filing lawsuits.
 
Back