Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Great Citracett]

Was it Russ or another cow who demanded Facebook remove the block feature? I know someone was yelling about how letting women block him violated his rights to association or something.

Russ definitely was demanding the haha react be removed because it was harassment. Only when used on his posts of course though.

Not sure about blocking.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Was it Russ or another cow who demanded Facebook remove the block feature? I know someone was yelling about how letting women block him violated his rights to association or something.

That might've been Lucas Werner, but I'm not sure.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Russ definitely was demanding the haha react be removed because it was harassment. Only when used on his posts of course though.

Not sure about blocking.

The phantom giggler is my favorite Character in the Russell Greer story. That and the Morgan freeman owl.

Edit: Lucas Werner blocks everyone. He is fundamentally against shattering his echo chamber

 

[the khat quaffer]

Russ definitely was demanding the haha react be removed because it was harassment. Only when used on his posts of course though.

Not sure about blocking.

I've been following this thread for like a year...ish. Maybe more? (fuck you covid)...and I still, routinely, discover old lore about Russell that flabbergast and amaze and tickle me. He's like a fucking onion, you keep peeling those layers. What a fascinating, fuck-up of a creature. I just don't get this guy. He's a fucking entity.

On the 7th day they say the Lord rested, but before doing so, he squatted over planet Earth, and what came out, was Russell.

 

[DrJonesHat]

On the 7th day they say the Lord rested, but before doing so, he squatted over planet Earth, and what came out, was Russell.

Pretty sure Russ is a result of the devil getting bored one day.

 

[Da Dude123]

That might've been Lucas Werner, but I'm not sure.

If it was, that would add to the humongous list of the Wern's hypocrisies. That fat cow blocks people left and right on social media. Anyone who disagrees with him or makes a comment that implies he isn't plenty good, then he reees and hits the block button. I could see him saying women should not be able to block him, but he should be able to block anyone. His cow brain thinks like that, and I am sure Russell "the face" Greer's does too.

 

[SunburnNation]

Damn.....I am starting to think that Russhole Schadenfreude is an addictive substance. I am literally jones'n for a hit of sweet sweet legal spergery. I'm even willing to sit through 2 hours of Rackets' drunken babbling to hear his take on Dildo Saggins' latest screed just to catch an update. There's no other lolcow that I look forward to new legal updates with such naked greed.

If the Bamboon had half a brain he'd onlyfans his court submissions 24 hours before actually submitting them. I'm ashamed to admit I'd pay.

FUCKING JUDGE LADY JUST MAKE A GODDAMN RULING ALREADY!!!!1!!11!one!!1!!

Seconded. Legal Kiwis, any idea what's taking her so long? All the filings are just responses to previous filings-aside from Russ's obvious attempts to course-correct, nothing new's happened.

 

[AnOminous]

Seconded. Legal Kiwis, any idea what's taking her so long? All the filings are just responses to previous filings-aside from Russ's obvious attempts to course-correct, nothing new's happened.

This kind of lolsuit is somewhere around the rock bottom of priority.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

I'm going to bombard Russ with cool DMs explaining why his idiotic plans will never work. He has to let me explain! If he tells me to leave him alone, I'll check later to see if he changed his mind. Then if he blocks me, I'll sue, because I relied on his representations that he'd engage with the public. My feelings are very fragile, so he owes me extra.

Does Russ own any LLCs? It would be nice give him the KF treatment and sue any of his LLCs Pro Se, which would force him to spend money on a lawyer.

Hell, maybe you file some Pro Se bullshit against his employer's LLC with some of the same vicarious liability bullshit logic he uses. If Russ and Melinda have taught me anything, it's that you can weaponize the US legal system with Pro Se bullshit for no cost, virtually consequence free. Turnabout is fair play. Yas queen, you deserve $10,000,000 for your emotional distress.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Does Russ own any LLCs? It would be nice give him the KF treatment and sue any of his LLCs Pro Se, which would force him to spend money on a lawyer.

Hell, maybe you file some Pro Se bullshit against his employer's LLC with some of the same vicarious liability bullshit logic he uses. If Russ and Melinda have taught me anything, it's that you can weaponize the US legal system with Pro Se bullshit for no cost, virtually consequence free. Turnabout is fair play. Yas queen, you deserve $10,000,000 for your emotional distress.

I bet a SW could sue his super pac for something

 

[RodgerDodger]

Seconded. Legal Kiwis, any idea what's taking her so long? All the filings are just responses to previous filings-aside from Russ's obvious attempts to course-correct, nothing new's happened.

Russ's filings are hard to read and the Law Clerk's can only drink so much sterno at a time to kill the pain.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

Since she hasn't done it by now, I doubt she'll do it at all unless he starts sending threats or something.


You can't tag accounts that have blocked you.

I don't think whoever runs her account even notices. He got that one thank you comment but zero recognition since then. Some horny men tag tons of attractive women in their posts, I'm sure she's disabled notifications of tags because she gets so many. And she doesn't follow him so the chances of the company that runs her account, let alone her, are very close to zero if not zero outright.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

The phantom giggler is my favorite Character in the Russell Greer story. That and the Morgan freeman owl.

Ken the Lawyer is, by far, the best character in Russ lore, simply because even Russ' imaginary friend wouldn't even hire him for a paralegal job.

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

Ken the Lawyer is, by far, the best character in Russ lore, simply because even Russ' imaginary friend wouldn't even hire him for a paralegal job.

Fuck favourite character, what's your favourite arc? Mine's the one where Kiwi Farms trolls caused a localized earthquake at his office using a computer virus.

 

[Viridian]

Fuck favourite character, what's your favourite arc? Mine's the one where Kiwi Farms trolls caused a localized earthquake at his office using a computer virus.

My favorite classic Russhole arc has to be his Ariana Grande lawsuit. From him whining in his actual legal complaint about Ariana not complimenting his suit to him being over half an hour late for his own "trial of the century" to us having a Kiwi reporter on the scene to record both the hearing and him being totally ignored by Skordas in the hallway afterwards... absolute peak Russhole content from start to finish.

My favorite current arc is his AGT lawsuit. Seeing Molly Lens and the rest of Fremantle/Marathon's legal eagles repeatedly bodyslam his delusions and entitlement to the mat in filing after filing has been a joy to read.

 

[DennisReynolds]

Just in case anyone hasn't bothered actually looking at the site, you're missing out on some extremely professional and stylish design choices
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Russ STILL thinks that "it's mildly inconvenient for me to get my dick wet" and "only rich people can afford to pay women to pretend to like them!!" are the top 2 most important things to note about brothels under criminalisation. Know your audience m8
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Ah yes, the most damning issue for "sex workers" in Nevada is that Russ has to find someone to drive him A WHOLE HOUR AND TEN MINUTES to get him his penis sucked. This post made me wanna punch a wall, but instead I'm just gonna do what Russ never could; drink alcohol and have consensual sex with a woman FOR FREE! Get fucked Russ you gimpy faced retard.

 

[The Dude]

Pretty sure Russ is a result of the devil getting bored one day.

I've always been of the opinion that the Good Lord has a sense of humor and things like the Platypus (and Australia in general) and lolcows like Russhole are living proof.

Fuck favourite character, what's your favourite arc? Mine's the one where Kiwi Farms trolls caused a localized earthquake at his office using a computer virus.

For me it would be a toss-up/tie between his sister's wedding (because it highlighted what a selfish, pedantic little shit he is), Erika pressing charges against him for stalking and harassment, the Katy Perry assistant catfish scheme (because he lost his fucking mind over sharing Katy with a crippled negro), and the last time he went to the Reno brothels owned by Hof where he showed up with $$$ after the prostitute said it would be $$$, she turned him away, and he spent most of the evening bouncing around between the three different houses getting turned down by all the working girls until a newbie took pity on him and agreed to his paltry $$$. However, a lot of the happenings ever since he moved to Las Vegas have been pretty high octane LOLs, especially his attempts at politics with his ridiculous PACs and the AGT lolsuit.

 

[bubble wrap]

I am ok with the court taking their sweet time responding to the Fremantle lawsuit.

Russell Greer is on a deadline. Every day that goes by is another delay in getting The Accommodations back together (or getting new ones), and rehearsing for Greer's nationally televised debut and subsequent meteoric rise to fame and fortune. He has to be thinking about that.

I've had no success finding out when AGT begins taping this year. Greer has written that it is in April/May. No idea if that is correct. Last year, taping began March 28.

Imagine it is one month from now and still nothing from the court. Imagine the panicked, nonsensical, improper filings. Emergency motion to shorten time for the court. "Greer does not think the court UNDERSTANDS what is at stake. Greer RESPECTFULLY submits that filming is about to start and if the court doesn't hurry up, he'll miss his chance and have to wait a WHOLE YEAR, which is against the public interest and would cause Greer IRREPARABLE EMOTIONAL AND FINANCIAL HARM. He is an eggshell skull defendant and missing the opportunity would hurt his feelings FAR MORE than than a non-disabled person. He would vomit. And panic. And lose more hair. And be haunted and taunted by having to watch the season go on without him. He would have to keep working boring, low skilled jobs where nobody appreciates his talent and ambition, and miss out on a WHOLE YEAR of the big-time songwriter $$$$ he'd be earning if he were on the show this year. Greer reminds the court that AGT is the ONLY WAY he can ever become a real songwriter. As a disabled person, there are not and NEVER WILL BE be any other options for him to get into 'the biz' (such as networking locally and working his way up from the bottom) so this court and Fremantle/Marathon would be responsible for irreparable harm to his career."

Imagine waiting and waiting. Still nothing from the court. And then Heidi Klum announces on Instagram that she's back on set for AGT season 17.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

This kind of lolsuit is somewhere around the rock bottom of priority.

What do you mean? It has Russ in it, that means it should be top priority.

Does Russ own any LLCs? It would be nice give him the KF treatment and sue any of his LLCs Pro Se, which would force him to spend money on a lawyer.

Hell, maybe you file some Pro Se bullshit against his employer's LLC with some of the same vicarious liability bullshit logic he uses. If Russ and Melinda have taught me anything, it's that you can weaponize the US legal system with Pro Se bullshit for no cost, virtually consequence free. Turnabout is fair play. Yas queen, you deserve $10,000,000 for your emotional distress.

"Russ is bad for abusing the legal system, so I want to abuse it too"

Russ's filings are hard to read and the Law Clerk's can only drink so much sterno at a time to kill the pain.

They aren't hard to read, they are just stupid.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Fuck favourite character, what's your favourite arc? Mine's the one where Kiwi Farms trolls caused a localized earthquake at his office using a computer virus.

My favorite classic Russhole arc has to be his Ariana Grande lawsuit. From him whining in his actual legal complaint about Ariana not complimenting his suit to him being over half an hour late for his own "trial of the century" to us having a Kiwi reporter on the scene to record both the hearing and him being totally ignored by Skordas in the hallway afterwards... absolute peak Russhole content from start to finish.

My favorite current arc is his AGT lawsuit. Seeing Molly Lens and the rest of Fremantle/Marathon's legal eagles repeatedly bodyslam his delusions and entitlement to the mat in filing after filing has been a joy to read.

The audio recording of the AG trial was the most brutal thing I've ever listened to. You'd think after that legal beat down, that would end Russ' letigious streak, but that dumb rat-mouthed goblin never learns.