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Look at those rippling biceps and triceps, truly the arms of an ex-body builder who could beat Mike Tyson if he wanted to!
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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I can't watch more than 5 mins at time so I keep coming back and this is nothing more than watching a person become more punchable as he arrogantly tries really hard to convince himself his ego isn't made of super-thin rice paper
The Penultimate Warrior
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He's caught a proper dent for this game, but can Emil's wallet last as long as Phil's playthrough?
UsedUp
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Emil not only funding this entire Elden Ring play thru but is gonna end up paying DSPs taxes this year as well. For this person to be this consistent with the amount of money he's thrown away already, I sense there was/is a behind the scenes arrangement with this new whale. He had major meltdowns when Elden Ring just started and wasn't reaching the tips goal. He's given at least $600+ in tips the last 4 days.
SkippyLongbottom
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Weird hypocrisy with his gatekeeping talk.
Don't dumb fighting games down, don't make them super accessible, but everything like easy cheese mode shit for Elden Ring is fine. Stop gatekeeping Elden Ring! But please keep these combos out of my fighting game. Also yes accessibility is great (are you watching, Brandon? Oh haha funny blind joke).
If anything, Super Turbo is already dumbed down in comparison to every other fighter out there. Either I'm a mess that hasn't had the aromatic black coffee to get my alertness up, or these QnA segments are just a huge fucking mess.
Don't dumb fighting games down, don't make them super accessible, but everything like easy cheese mode shit for Elden Ring is fine. Stop gatekeeping Elden Ring! But please keep these combos out of my fighting game. Also yes accessibility is great (are you watching, Brandon? Oh haha funny blind joke).
If anything, Super Turbo is already dumbed down in comparison to every other fighter out there. Either I'm a mess that hasn't had the aromatic black coffee to get my alertness up, or these QnA segments are just a huge fucking mess.
King of Hateful Slurs
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Very glad to see Phil isn't gonna get his birthday wish of 200k subs. Only been spamming videos for 15 years and can't even get 200k subs lmaoo
Hogan of the South
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I was just thinking this. I’m more excited to see how wide that gaping wallet will go than seeing him flail on a horse and make snarky remarks. Give harder you schmuck!
Update: Phil sees no point in fighting a boss in a boss driven game. For fucks sake man. The point is entertainment, he deserves to lose all his subs
The Penultimate Warrior
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he's level 58 doing the academy babbling with the bad acting and acting like a child who's trying not act suspicious by babbling. Like this is some pre-scripted Ubisoft gamers talk stage demo at e3 acting.
EDIT - if he dodges the beam in the very beginning of phase 2, there's no further question if he read a guide or not. Or isn't surprised by it but still died cause no guides can sub for him being an idiot
EDIT - if he dodges the beam in the very beginning of phase 2, there's no further question if he read a guide or not. Or isn't surprised by it but still died cause no guides can sub for him being an idiot
Onyxxx
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Regarding the $50 tip:
$50 for a party of 5-6 people is actually incredibly average. That's about $10/person for a $30 meal which means they left a 30% tip. Its slightly higher than normal, but NOT AT ALL generous. Another glaring sign that Phil is an out-of-touch, old crusty shit stain.
$50 for a party of 5-6 people is actually incredibly average. That's about $10/person for a $30 meal which means they left a 30% tip. Its slightly higher than normal, but NOT AT ALL generous. Another glaring sign that Phil is an out-of-touch, old crusty shit stain.
DSP_Fat_Man
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"maybe you actually have to dodge it"
ya think??
ya think??
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What is the point though if some tard keeps throwing hundos at him for walking around in circles?
SkippyLongbottom
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He is having trouble on one of the easier bosses of the game. Using that new sword from before was "challenging himself".
Died 5-6 times already. Resorted to going back to his Halberd. Still died.
Died 5-6 times already. Resorted to going back to his Halberd. Still died.
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his entitlement is getting to amazing levels, he thinks the game should just give him the kill cause he did "massive damage" and it should just give him phase 2. Just hand him things and he's challenging himself by using a different weapon and not using ashes being over-leveled I'm sure is making it such a challenge.
PieceofShet
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The witch in academy? I just killed her today with subpair weapons, at least compared to his build.
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Much more likely that it's Cuck just doing what he does. Phil doesn't admit even in private to some kind of arrangement, when he reaches out during his suspicious-looking water breaks and whatnot, it's not the kind of thing you're thinking. The pigroach is too paranoid to be completely honest with anyone, especially after the Discord got leaked. And even then, there's a big difference between unintentionally confirming his apology fetish, and making a grifting partner out of one of the very people you're trying to grift, which is why that admission that slipped out of him.
I mean it really cannot be stressed enough that idiots like OIC are the marks, they can try all they want to ascend to some higher status, but Phil isn't having that shit. Ever. The only option they have for feeling better about themselves is walking away. He's never going to let them in, it's like a politician being legit friends with a major donor. The nature of the game prevents it.
That's what he gets for calling his channel "just an archive" for years because he smugly feels untouchable at Twitch despite numerous reasons not to. And he doesn't even have the decency to admit the mistake, he just bitches about Twitch "screwing him over", showing that he was NEVER going to concern himself with his YT channel unless he finally got what was coming to him, and was given no other choice.
Despite his limited capacity for the details of this, Phil is very much aware by now that he's not adept, he just struggles with facing it, even in private. It's not some "lying to everybody else" thing, he's as in denial as he is about his baldness. That's what's coming out of him, because he experiences all of his reminders of the truth while he's on camera. If he actually played video games off-camera, Phil would undoubtedly be allowing himself to rage and quit a lot more. Being public about it ensures that what we get instead is him trying to be calm while still unintentionally looking absolutely pathetic.
SkippyLongbottom
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Yeah her. Now were back to running around menuing and stalling.
It was pretty much a "Fuck this, time to whip out the cheese and get this over with" moment.
Queue in the "You cheated yourself, you didn't win" copypasta.
DSP is cheating on his wife. What an abusive spouse.
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Given his cruising outfit, there might be a reason for that...
Fuck me dead, it's like he is on a ship at sea with all that rocking.
Phill wouldn't know what ethics meant on a good day.
He really is dumb a pig shit
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Haven't you heard? He was raised Catholic so that means he has morals.