Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

How well is the war this going for Russia?

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  • ⭐⭐⭐ Competent attack with some upsets

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Caught up on the last few dozen pages I missed these past couple days but I just want to throw this out there:

No westerner in the world has any right to be bitching about civilian casualties or displacement after what America did in WW2.
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Shove those pearls up your ass and shut the fuck up.
 
In a humorous piece of news...

dragon_first_1, a Russian livejournal user who has been publishing maps of the frontline in Ukraine has announced that he will stop making Ukraine maps because they were apparently too accurate. "There will be no more maps of hostilities in Ukraine & the DPR/LPR on my blog. Very respectable people (who sit so high up that you can see Magadan from their offices) strongly advised me to stop doing this."
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Of course he's Boogie sized. Though really his problem seems to be that he's just pissed about how retarded the sanctions are, and McDonalds is just the proxy for that sentiment. Though I do have to wonder if Russia just decided to nationalizes McDonalds and call it "Putin's Meat Palace" what can McDonalds really do about it? There's probably some international supply chains they'll lose out on, but we've seen places like Asia have their knockoff Starbucks and more, so why can't Russia have a McPutins?

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Edit: Looks like they have one already
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If China stops sending shit because of sanctions, then we'll be a lost generation. The crash here while we retool our entire way of life would mean a recession that would dwarf the 30s.

Anything that does anything has parts from China. Chinese sanctions would turn back the clock on the USA by decades. Never gonna happen.
A this point in time, that would be preferable to having the United States of America be the next step afte Red China Anschlusses Free China, Macau, and Hong Kong.
 
Caught up on the last few dozen pages I missed these past couple days but I just want to throw this out there:

No westerner in the world has any right to be bitching about civilian casualties or displacement after what America did in WW2. Shove those pearls up your ass and shut the fuck up.
Not just WW2, The US has never been shy about using the necessary firepower to get the job done. Vietnam. Iraq I, Afghanistan, Iraq II. I mean look at Fallujah or look at what happened under our guidance at Mosul with ISIL.
 
Pretty good graph I found based off the ISW maps which are fairly reliable. Really shows that Russia has became completely stuck on the cities and suburbs, and are now seemingly having issues going through the country side thanks to ambushes and lack of fuel. Until they manage to finally secure Mariupol it's unlikely the Russians make any major gains.
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Except one of the ANALyists on Ukraine, making pretty maps is...Ukrainian and far from neutral. ISW is propoganda posing as good info.
 
Shit dude, I barely suspect we would act (we would, at least right now, but how much and for how long, especially considering China's nukes, is a big unknown).

The current administration seems to be too preoccupied trying to woke-ify the military so they no longer consider it a potential threat to their power - enlisted being traditionally made up of ~75% conservatives-leaning folks. They won't come out and say it, but they're terrified that if shit comes down to both "sides" claiming constitutional legitimacy/defense of the constitution that the military will overwhelmingly back the conservative side (since the constitution is what our soldiers swear their oath to).
They're probably pissed that the oath wasn't to one of their beloved political saints, while not realizing that swearing loyalty oaths to a person is a very dangerous thing to do.
Of course he's Boogie sized. Though really his problem seems to be that he's just pissed about how retarded the sanctions are, and McDonalds is just the proxy for that sentiment. Though I do have to wonder if Russia just decided to nationalizes McDonalds and call it "Putin's Meat Palace" what can McDonalds really do about it? There's probably some international supply chains they'll lose out on, but we've seen places like Asia have their knockoff Starbucks and more, so why can't Russia have a McPutins?

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I dunno dude, Pizza Hat sounds pretty fucking dope.
Caught up on the last few dozen pages I missed these past couple days but I just want to throw this out there:

No westerner in the world has any right to be bitching about civilian casualties or displacement after what America did in WW2. Shove those pearls up your ass and shut the fuck up.
Yeah, it's kinda disingenuous for the blue and yellow heart posters to be whining about war things going on in a war zone, and then getting all pissy when you point out that America is a bigger asshole than Russia for doing much worse stuff all over the world for oil profits.
Not just WW2, The US has never been shy about using the necessary firepower to get the job done. Vietnam. Iraq I, Afghanistan, Iraq II. I mean look at Fallujah or look at what happened under our guidance at Mosul with ISIL.
What Borat is saying about Iraq, is what Redditors actually believe should happen to Russia. And pretty much sums up the American attitude towards war and firepower.
 
In a humorous piece of news...

dragon_first_1, a Russian livejournal user who has been publishing maps of the frontline in Ukraine has announced that he will stop making Ukraine maps because they were apparently too accurate. "There will be no more maps of hostilities in Ukraine & the DPR/LPR on my blog. Very respectable people (who sit so high up that you can see Magadan from their offices) strongly advised me to stop doing this."
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Offtopic, but Pymbihnr has to be the most autistic way I've seen Romania spelled.
 
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A bit late, too, but Rossiya is considering decriminalising piracy if the source material comes from a country that is 'unfriendly' towards Rossiya:

Russia Will Probably Legalize Some Software Piracy to Mitigate Sanctions​

today by Andy Maxwell
With no signs that Vladimir Putin intends to stop his military campaign against Ukraine, there are hopes that sanctions will press the Russian president to stop the killing. However, Russia has plans to live under sanctions if necessary, which may include the legalization of some software piracy. There has also been a call to unblock the country's largest torrent site.

As Vladimir Putin’s invasion of Ukraine and his military’s horrendous campaign of bloodshed continues, world leaders and people around the globe are hoping that punishing sanctions against the Russian Federation will bring peace to Europe.
These are far-reaching and include measures to restrict Russia’s access to technology. Many companies were quick to respond.

For example, Apple restricted Apply Pay services in Russia then said it had stopped all product sales. Microsoft announced that it too had suspended new sales, with similar measures also taken by Sony and gaming company EA. Software giant Oracle suspended all of its operations in the Russian Federation too but these examples are just the tip of a massive iceberg.
At least for now, however, there are few signs that Russia intends to capitulate. Indeed, Putin appears to be digging in for the long haul and is seemingly intent on demonstrating that sanctions can be mitigated in dozens of ways, even if that means changing local law.

The Priority Plan – Green Light For Software Piracy​

A document titled “Priority Action Plan for Ensuring the Development of the Russian Economy in the Conditions of External Sanctions Pressure” lays out just some of the measures under consideration. It’s the work of the Ministry of Economic Development of Russia and contains several measures that if adopted, will affect copyright, patent and trademark owners that act against Russia’s interests.
An item listed as point 6.7.3 attempts to deal with the problem of foreign companies revoking or refusing to issue software licenses. Under the law as it stands, unlicensed software is illegal but if the new measures are passed, in some cases software piracy will become non-punishable.
“Cancellation of liability for the use of software (SW) unlicensed in the Russian Federation, owned by a copyright holder from countries that have supported the sanctions,” the proposed measure reads.
The proposal covers both civil and criminal liability (Code of Administrative Offenses and the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation) and indicates that while sanctions are in place, piracy of software for which there are no Russian alternatives would be permissible.
Quite how this could deal with services accessed via the cloud is unclear but the overall aim is to smooth Russia’s transition from reliance on foreign companies’ products to solutions developed inside the country. Given the scale of that undertaking, software piracy is likely to become the norm for years to come.

Other Proposals To Remove Liability for IP Offenses​

Item 6.7.1 further proposes the introduction of a compulsory licensing mechanism for computer programs and databases, giving the government the “rights to an invention, utility model, industrial design in relation to computer programs, databases, topologies of integrated circuits.”
Russia also has a plan for parallel imports, i.e products imported from another country without the permission of the intellectual property owner. Since it will need to import many things without official authorization, Russia’s government is considering removing liability for breaching exclusive rights, including copyrights and trademarks.

Parliamentarian Suggests Lifting RuTracker Ban​

Given the state of Russian journalism at the moment, which includes government-imposed censorship and rampant misinformation, taking reports at face value is ill-advised.
That being said, on March 4, 2022, Gazeta.ru reported that Russian politician Dmitry Ionin had suggested that in the face of Western companies refusing to release new films in Russia, perhaps citizens would be able to turn to infamous torrent site RuTracker.

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This led to speculation that RuTracker, which is ‘permanently’ blocked by ISPs in Russia for repeat copyright infringement, could be unblocked to serve local citizens. Users of one ISP, MTS, subsequently reported that they could access the site but the reasons for this are unclear.
A blocklist checker operated by digital rights group Roskomsvoboda shows that the site’s main domains are still blocked.

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The planning document can be found here and the translation here (both pdf)
 
In a humorous piece of news...

dragon_first_1, a Russian livejournal user who has been publishing maps of the frontline in Ukraine has announced that he will stop making Ukraine maps because they were apparently too accurate. "There will be no more maps of hostilities in Ukraine & the DPR/LPR on my blog. Very respectable people (who sit so high up that you can see Magadan from their offices) strongly advised me to stop doing this."
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I assume it's his own authorities in Russia that have told him to cease with his mapmaking? Thank you for the link, I've archived it in case it also goes, lol.
 
It has just been reported an American journalist from the NYT was killed in Irpin. (city still under Ukrainian control).

I love how in 2022 any tard with a camera is a journalist. It's almost like it's been that way since the beginning. The fact that they all seem to think Real War is just Star Wars Return Of The Jedi and then get blown the fuck up makes me laugh my ass off. Dude probably thought he was going to come back, get his dick sucked by a thousand virgins, and live off royalties for the rest of his life. How did that work out for you, pal?
Don't think of it as being brutally murdered in a war zone, think of it as FACT CHECKING in another dimension (Hell)
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Good riddance. No one will miss him. MSNBC might, but they aren't people. I look forward to the hero worship on mainstream news for the next thirty years.
Of course Russia is a bloodthirsty monster and Vladimir is a Saturday morning cartoon villain on top of that. He likes to kick puppies and steal candy from babies, just for fun, because he like being so cartoonishly evil.

Jesus Christ, these people watch way too many superhero cartoon movies and shit.


But we had a REEEEEEson to invade Iraq! Why do you hate Freedom™️ 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸
See above post about Star Wars. They all think this is some fun Saturday night movie, and are larping hard about it. I am convinced the entirety of American government is overrun with these people, and the last serious administration didn't do nearly enough to purge and blacklist them....and here we are.
Can we just agree that there are no "good" sides in a war and restrain ourselves to masturbating to rotting corpses like well-adjusted adults?
What are you, new here?
Thots are the future.
Caught up on the last few dozen pages I missed these past couple days but I just want to throw this out there:

No westerner in the world has any right to be bitching about civilian casualties or displacement after what America did in WW2. Shove those pearls up your ass and shut the fuck up.
As eloquently stated by another poster here: with a mild understanding of history you can break down the last hundred years of the United States, and it isn't just limited to World War II: We bomb the shit out of everyone we hate. Hundreds of thousands of dead kids. Probably millions. The news media ignores that fact, but freaks out over a few dead kids in Ukraine. Hypocrisy in this country maxed out somewhere in the 19th century before we had aircraft and an industrial base. It's been going TurboCharged full-bore ever since.
 
I love how in 2022 any tard with a camera is a journalist. It's almost like it's been that way since the beginning. The fact that they all seem to think Real War is just Star Wars Return Of The Jedi and then get blown the fuck up makes me laugh my ass off. Dude probably thought he was going to come back, get his dick sucked by a thousand virgins, and live off royalties for the rest of his life. How did that work out for you, pal?.
He actually brought his "partner" along to the battlefield to suck his dick. That guy (the partner) survived what happened but got alot of damage. This particular tard made documentaries. He was a film director. But he begged his friends at the New York Times for press credentials and got them.
 
I love how in 2022 any tard with a camera is a journalist. It's almost like it's been that way since the beginning. The fact that they all seem to think Real War is just Star Wars Return Of The Jedi and then get blown the fuck up makes me laugh my ass off. Dude probably thought he was going to come back, get his dick sucked by a thousand virgins, and live off royalties for the rest of his life. How did that work out for you, pal?

Good riddance. No one will miss him. MSNBC might, but they aren't people. I look forward to the hero worship on mainstream news for the next thirty years.

See above post about Star Wars. They all think this is some fun Saturday night movie, and are larping hard about it. I am convinced the entirety of American government is overrun with these people, and the last serious administration didn't do nearly enough to purge and blacklist them....and here we are.

What are you, new here?

Thots are the future.

As eloquently stated by another poster here: with a mild understanding of history you can break down the last hundred years of the United States, and it isn't just limited to World War II: We bomb the shit out of everyone we hate. Hundreds of thousands of dead kids. Probably millions. The news media ignores that fact, but freaks out over a few dead kids in Ukraine. Hypocrisy in this country maxed out somewhere in the 19th century before we had aircraft and an industrial base. It's been going TurboCharged full-bore ever since.
So basically he was doing the Redditor atheist equivalent of jihad and martyrdom. I guess he implied that the thousand virgins would come to him while he was still alive. Speaking of Star Wars, they probably think Azov is the Ukrainian equivalent of the Jedi Order or something. They even brainwash train younglings for their stupid race cult.
These guys are like that one guy in every public DotA game (back when it was Warcraft 3) that always gets killed - the team is better off if they quit.
I was hoping those Azov pricks would get thermobaric rockets rained down on their Nazi wannabe asses, but the Reddit brigade? Fuck me, this is better.
 
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