Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

[NoReturn]

Past life regression is fun.

Good find. Another!

I like how most of their past lives happen to be in the medieval period to the 1600s, some sort of large "I am special" events, or both.

I wonder how much of this is due to the fact that you also just described 90% of manwha/webtoons currently running.

Even the people who aren't white are like "Yeah I was european". Either way they never really have a boring normal life, they're SPECIAL. (Secondary note, the overdrawing of lipstick on some of these women is intense please stop.) Imagine the breakdown some of these ladies would have if they found out they had a completely average life with no shady murder and Disney parental death, and they just farmed potatoes and went to church.

Accepting reincarnation is real, why are all these people still people, too? There were far fewer people in the past, so where do all the extra souls come from?
Alternatively, if you're one of those who believes in cyclical human history (like some of the "Atlantians") then doesn't that mean you were just waiting around for tens of thousands of years for the population to get large enough for you to come back? You're telling me no one got bored and said "Yeah sure, I'll be an ant for a while. It'll be a nice vacation until some kid fries me with a magnifying glass."

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Accepting reincarnation is real, why are all these people still people, too? There were far fewer people in the past, so where do all the extra souls come from?
Alternatively, if you're one of those who believes in cyclical human history (like some of the "Atlantians") then doesn't that mean you were just waiting around for tens of thousands of years for the population to get large enough for you to come back? You're telling me no one got bored and said "Yeah sure, I'll be an ant for a while. It'll be a nice vacation until some kid fries me with a magnifying glass."

That's actually a really funny thought.

 

[Yaks]

I wonder how much of this is due to the fact that you also just described 90% of manwha/webtoons currently running.

I think it's more that culturally we've become obsessed with that period due to modern romanticism and the Disney-fying of classic fairytales, which tend to be in that period. Other stuff like Tolkien being vaguely-medieval in appearance. All this lead to shit like Reniassance festivals, which are into fairies etc, which is more in the realm of neo-pagan and witchcraft obsessions, but definitely had an effect on the growth of the esoteric in its early days with sekret knowledge of the Bible and mysticism from those times. Even the Japanese are obsessed with that time period if their weeb media is any reflection, though not sure how they got into the European part of it so hardcore.

Accepting reincarnation is real, why are all these people still people, too? There were far fewer people in the past, so where do all the extra souls come from?
Alternatively, if you're one of those who believes in cyclical human history (like some of the "Atlantians") then doesn't that mean you were just waiting around for tens of thousands of years for the population to get large enough for you to come back? You're telling me no one got bored and said "Yeah sure, I'll be an ant for a while. It'll be a nice vacation until some kid fries me with a magnifying glass."

It's a classic example of Western sensibilities looking at eastern religions and philosophy back in the day and going "I like this idea, but I'm a person and more important than a rabbit." It doesn't add to the illusion that they have secret esoteric knowledge and connection with the metaphysical and are super important compared to the blind faithfuls of mainstream religion.

It is funny how all of this shit essentially leads back to one crazy Russian aristocratic woman who had a penchant for weaving really good tall tales. Also don't mention she specifically hated the Jews in particular and the blacks, as was tradition at the time.

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This specimen has a video on his Atlantis past life AND his Egyptian past life. He was there during the destruction of Atlantis, naturally. And was also a thuper special high priest demi-god.
His room is also very special. Can't tell if its his special room or his bedroom. I'm hoping it was his bedroom.

Another angle of the bedroom with bonus Egyptian reincarnation story.

He also makes rap music about it.

I love him.

I wonder how much of this reincarnation regression session has similar tactics to the regression therapy where people are suddenly "remembering" that they were child victims of satanic murder sex cults, that were essentially implanted by the therapist or psychologist doing the session.

 

[BluntyBitch]

Huh, who knew Asatru followers refuse any food that is "blessed" by someone religious?

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/tekwx0/aita_for_refusing_halal/

 

[Kabuki Actor]

Huh, who knew Asatru followers refuse any food that is "blessed" by someone religious?

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/tekwx0/aita_for_refusing_halal/

This person acted as I would have under similar circumstances (I am also an unnecessarily mean person). Note that he got linked by another subreddit for how imaginary the whole story sounded. And, I doubt that any "woke" country or company wouldn't back off once he claimed religious justification.

Sure, due to higher immigration we have more of middle east restaurants, but they almost every time offer non-halal foods, and i love it.

This sounds like the worst lie in the whole story.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

This sounds like the worst lie in the whole story.

Middle Eastern food is actually pretty good, although I've only ever had the halal stuff.

 

[Yaks]

Middle Eastern food is actually pretty good, although I've only ever had the halal stuff.

Well for starters, it's all halal. Halal labels are basically just a way to say it's a-ok, just not all of it has to be blessed. If she meant "non-blessed" meat, they wouldn't even cook it without a blessing so, that'd be a big lie.

And secondly, people looked through her post history and she likes to bitch about the immigrants lol.

 

[Baloney Face]

Considering the association with White Nationalism, I wonder if the Asatru aversion to Halal has its roots in an aversion to Kosher?

There's a whole genre of anti-Kosher propaganda. Look for for a rabbinical seal of approval (like 'U' in a circle) and boycott. Not specifically Asatru, but from the kind of folks you wouldn't be surprised some of them are Asatru.

After all, it is alleged those people all worship the same God and it's not Odin.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Even the Japanese are obsessed with that time period if their weeb media is any reflection, though not sure how they got into the European part of it so hardcore.

I can answer this one.

From the time of the Meiji Restoration in 1865 to about the time of the Russo-Japanese War in 1905, the Japanese were very open to Western culture, importing Western religion, technology, fashion trends, food, and especially arts and literature. The average rice farmer would never be able to visit far-off France or England or America, but could read about those places through translated novels and plays. During this time, most Western media was in the grips of a romantic movement, idolizing the pastoral times of the High Medieval period and early Renaissance. This was a time when Grimm's Fairy Tales and the Mother Goose rhymes were mass published, and an explosion of what can at best be called Arthurian fanfiction. (Mark Twain's A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur's Court is a subtle satire of this trend but I digress). The Japanese basically had no frame of reference for Medieval Europe and so generally swallowed the romanticized fiction without criticism; even if they knew the books they were reading weren't the truth, the idea of feudal Europe as a fairytale land was already there.

After America dropped two nukes on Japan, the country was left in shambles. Their economy was ruined, their military gutted, their infrastructure smashed. And so about the only forms of entertainment they could get were imported from the West, usually by way of America. A post-war crop of artists and authors combined the classical literature from yesteryear, complete with the idealized notions of Europe, and the contemporary imported fiction, and fucking ran with it. It doesn't hurt that the exoticism of the setting gave the stories a bit of distance from the audience letting authors tackle subjects that might be too controversial otherwise; race relations, war, homosexuality, etc.

Then Dungeons and Dragons hit Japanese shores and only further cemented the concept of Generic European Fantasyland into the Japanese culture.

tl;dr they've been drinking it in for over 100 years through Western entertainment media

 

[GranDuke]

Accepting reincarnation is real, why are all these people still people, too? There were far fewer people in the past, so where do all the extra souls come from?

I have seen some attempts to drag NPC meme into this. You see, those people don't have fully formed souls and thats why they are acting like NPCs.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I have seen some attempts to drag NPC meme into this. You see, those people don't have fully formed souls and thats why they are acting like NPCs.

That idea is slightly older than the NPC meme. I remember a few witchy-type books postulating similar ideas back in the late 90's/ early 00's.

Basically, your soul gets wiser and more refined as it reincarnates; that's why some people act like assholes and some are wise beyond their years. Whatever metaphysical force is responsible for soul creation is still minting fresh ones, which is why we haven't all reach some sort of global enlightenment yet.

 

[NoReturn]

Considering the association with White Nationalism, I wonder if the Asatru aversion to Halal has its roots in an aversion to Kosher?

To be fair, kosher killing is pretty fucked up when you think about it. All animal killing is uncomfortable in general, but the way I see it, if you're eating meat, eat meat. Just don't be wasteful or shitty about it.
A conscious animal having its throat slit and then bleeding out? Pretty shitty.
Just kill and eat it like you would in the wild. Making a ceremony out of it dying is pretty twisted.

 

[The Crow]

Bruh, that's like Christians not knowing when Christmas is.

The ironic part is that most Christians who celebrate Christmas have no clue that they're actually celebrating a Pagan holiday and think that they're honoring Jesus by celebrating it when he wasn't even born on that day, some self-professing Christians are aware of it though, and just don't care. Personally, I would sure hate to be in their shoes come judgement day when their god boldly declares to them that he never knew them and to depart from him for their lawlessness.

 

[NoReturn]

The ironic part is that most Christians who celebrate Christmas have no clue that they're actually celebrating a Pagan holiday and think that they're honoring Jesus by celebrating it when he wasn't even born on that day, some self-professing Christians are aware of it though, and just don't care. Personally, I would sure hate to be in their shoes come judgement day when their god boldly declares to them that he never knew them and to depart from him for their lawlessness.

That happened with many holidays. The Christian tactic was to add their religion on top of the existing one, it wasn't always just erasure of the existing culture.
This led to some weird shit sometimes. On more than one occasion, in completely different parts of the world, Catholics have found idols of local gods hidden inside status of the saints, Mary, Jesus, etc. It's quite the metaphor.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

That happened with many holidays. The Christian tactic was to add their religion on top of the existing one, it wasn't always just erasure of the existing culture.
This led to some weird shit sometimes. On more than one occasion, in completely different parts of the world, Catholics have found idols of local gods hidden inside status of the saints, Mary, Jesus, etc. It's quite the metaphor.

Christianity is a jewish sect and as thus it makes sense it would good at subversion. Pozzing is like boiling frogs.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

 

[Valentinian II]

A duel for the ages took place yesterday, as Ukranian witches performed an arcane rituel of forbidden magickx to topple Vladolf Putler

Little did they now that the Russian tyrant is also well versed in the esoteric arts, and has his own elite group of witches.

 

[discombobulate]

I didn't think that witches could get more pathetic than the ones that publicly "curse" politicians but "cursing" people in support of a politician is even worse.

 

[scathefire]

A duel for the ages took place yesterday, as Ukranian witches performed an arcane rituel of forbidden magickx to topple Vladolf Putler
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Little did they now that the Russian tyrant is also well versed in the esoteric arts, and has his own elite group of witches.
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[Yaks]

A duel for the ages took place yesterday, as Ukranian witches performed an arcane rituel of forbidden magickx to topple Vladolf Putler
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Little did they now that the Russian tyrant is also well versed in the esoteric arts, and has his own elite group of witches.
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I honestly never thought I'd see the day, but once again South Park is ahead of his time and predicted this battle of cosmic proportions.

I honestly can't tell if this is some wild propaganda though from the Russians. What would the government have to gain setting up a bunch of weirdos in robes for interviews about cursing their enemies? In that sense it seems legit, but the Russian government is also down with the memes and internet culture, and had quite a foothold on Tumblr when it was popular, so who knows. Funny as shit though.