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The flowers/graveyard joke was funny (to me). That was...clever, a good Steven Wright joke...and almost a well-constructed joke in his style (would've been better with some sort of set-up, if she'd be depressed because her grandma had just died, or something like that?). Everything else is...not the worst thing I've seen on an open mic comedy stage, but done with no timing, at all. On this I think Olly would likely agree, and I think he could perform this same not so great material much better now.
But wow, Olly is really, REALLY insecure? He was trying this and that and everything to be famous, wasn't he, for as long as he's been documented? I've said in another thread that Contrapoints' theme song was "Not If You Were the Last Junkie on Earth" by The Dandy Warhols. For sure, Olly's theme song is The Stone Roses "I Wanna Be Adored":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D2qcbu26gs&ab_channel=StoneRosesVEVO
It seems like Olly has never not been a very sad, attention-starved boy. He tried to get adulation — a single "great job, Olly!" from someone,
anyone — that wouldn't fade in 5 minutes back into the black hole of Olly's parental-induced (?) depression — through his student cadet thing, through his University years, through his stand up, through his Philosophy Tube channel, through his acting, through his Abigail era, through his Abigail era acting...he always seems to be looking for a path in life that will lead him to a non-stop 24/7 way to feel adored and important and listened to that would never go away —
an eternal high of external praise — because he does not adore himself, he knows he's not important, and he feels no one listens to him. Maybe that's just the recipe for narcissism, but it seems very sad.

If you've read this much, as a shift in gears, even taking into account his newer "Abigail" character stuff, Olly's worst video ever was the Confucius one. He admits to not knowing anything about the subject, philosophically or historically or culturally or ANYTHING...and he proceeds to make a huge video about it, expanding well beyond even a basic intro to something that seeks to envelope all of Western philosophical tradition, too! It's insane...and it shows how little Olly respects his audience, other cultures, or philosophy.