Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Wash away the rain]

One thing I dislike the most about the talk about this all is the death cultists on both sides cheering on this pointless conflict so that more people can die then again I’m probably just “ too soft” I wish this brother war never happend and regardless of the justifications made it will never replace the lives of the innocent who were destroyed by manlets mad at god for cursing them to be manlets.

 

[Fougaro]

Which of course it isn't an option because it's illegal to leave your country and Zelensky's goons will kill you if you surrender. So the only options you have are whether you use your state provided gun to shoot the russians or yourself. Which is about as much choice as one of the later telltale games gives you, because regardless the outcome is the same.

Life Is Ukraine. And you don't even have any 'Tism and Troon powers to use against the Russians.

 

[El Goblina]

Soros backed Jews funding the Ukrainian Jew leader asking for support from Israeli Jews who try to remain neutral to avoid invoking the wrath of the Russian Jews
TL;DR
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Never forget.

 

[BradCarter]

Ruskies at the end find some wild javalins in the forest.

Context from Ruskies is they are handing captured vehicles and weapons to the separatist forces and training them on it's use.

 

[Some Badger]

Soros backed Jews funding the Ukrainian Jew leader asking for support from Israeli Jews who try to remain neutral to avoid invoking the wrath of the Russian Jews
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Your first mistake (or /pol/‘s, rather) was treating Jews as an organizational monolith.

 

[BradCarter]

New batch of tshirts on Amazon. Gotta love the chink's ability to exploit round eyes

 

[naffatune]

Huge Russian convoy spotted in Kupyansk (link)

Part 1

Part 2

Drone footage of Mariupol today (link)

Isn't it funny that the Ukrainians who were bragging a week ago about all the "Captured/Abandoned" "Russian" APCs and tanks are now resorting to making unarmored Toyota Pickup technicals?

I've only seen one video of Ukies using a technical, which I posted in the previous thread. Despite this, I think Ukies are using more technicals as a way to compensate for the lack of APCs stemming from a smaller military

Also, to be fair, Russians are using civilian vehicles too (e.g. bukhankas and shit), and in absolute terms, Russian probably lost more APCs than Ukrainians did. But when compared to the amount of vehicles Russians have in total, the vehicles lost are most likely a small percentage of that.

 

[Oxous]

I’m on mobile right now and I can’t download videos, so I am BEGGING someone to upload this video of a BMW converted into a Ukrainian technical in Mykolaiv to the thread.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Reddit moment:

 

[borsabil]

Wish i could replace every civilian death with a volunteer death. The civvies don't deserve this bullshit.

Rumor has it that there was no shit American military personnel in the base the Russians dropped a cruise missile on. The burgers have obviously come to the conclusion that they can prolong the war indefinitely through logistics and training the Ukies in NATO weapons systems. Plus the usual glowie ops. They assume they are bullet proof because they have plot armor, all burgers believe that life is a movie that they star in. Burgers are weird that way.

It's equally obvious that the Russians don't give a fuck about all the Jewing the burgers are doing, they choose to fuck around they will find out. Pretty soon they'll have to establish training bases in Romania and Poland and sneak weapons hidden in food and medical supplies. Not ideal.

 

[UVB-76]

There is no reason the government would be seething over Russia taking these labs if all they were researching was mundane shit like the sniffles.

Is the sniffles such a big deal that it needs to be researched?
There's mundane research on very deadly pathogens. The sniffles isn't the only problem we'd like to solve in medicine.

Ukraine is a third world shithole and the only reason you'd want to open something as dangerous and cutting edge like a biolab in said shithole is because you are doing naughty stuff you know you shouldnt be doing, not to mention i recall that there is actually very few countries with the capabilities to produce such high level medical shit like vaccines and genetically engineered bio weapons

Well the schizo claims were that the biolabs were collecting Russian DNA samples, so if such weapons exist they're not being developed in Ukraine.

 

[Lards and Lasses]

I don't think I've seen this posted so far. I know the devs of Postal 1 and 2 are still mad at the Russian devs who made Postal 3 but this is taking it a bit far.

Spoiler: NSFW

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Yeah, ukniggers are really not helping diffuse the situation. Any russian who sees shit like this is going to be filled with rage and reinforce their desire to fight. Certainly doesn't make me any more pro ukraine either.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

I’m on mobile right now and I can’t download videos, so I am BEGGING someone to upload this video of a BMW converted into a Ukrainian technical in Mykolaiv to the thread.
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It was already uploaded.

 

[Male Idiot]

I’m on mobile right now and I can’t download videos, so I am BEGGING someone to upload this video of a BMW converted into a Ukrainian technical in Mykolaiv to the thread.
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We are hitting levels of wigger not thought of possible.

 

[Safir]

The demonisation of spanking and bullying resulted in an entire generation of kids growing up to be retards and fuckups. All the Marvel soy we're seeing, especially in regards to this war lately for example, is because these people never got the stupid beaten and bullied out of them when they were still children.

1. Spanking is pedo shit. Do not sexually humiliate a child, yours or anyone else's.
2. Beating your kid is only acceptable as punishment for malicious acts against defenseless things, not for failure/stupidity. You are the caregiver wielding overwhelming force. Put away the paddle, Gertrude.
3. Bullying on the other hand is peer pressure, and I agree completely.

 

[Kane Lives]

Huge Russian convoy spotted in Kupyansk (link)

Part 1

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Part 2

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Drone footage of Mariupol today (link)

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I've only seen one video of Ukies using a technical, which I posted in the previous thread. Despite this, I think Ukies are using more technicals as a way to compensate for the lack of APCs stemming from a smaller military

Also, to be fair, Russians are using civilian vehicles too (e.g. bukhankas and shit), and in absolute terms, Russian probably lost more APCs than Ukrainians did. But when compared to the amount of vehicles Russians have in total, the vehicles lost are most likely a small percentage of that.

I’m on mobile right now and I can’t download videos, so I am BEGGING someone to upload this video of a BMW converted into a Ukrainian technical in Mykolaiv to the thread.
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To be honest, I'm not sure why we're dragging either side because they're using technicals. Sure, they're fucking paper when you got machineguns capable of shredding your shit at a distance, but at the end of the day, it's war, and you'd be foolish to pass up on anything that can help speed up its conclusion, or help in your efforts.

On that note, Toyota should just start marketing their Hiluxes as military-grade technicals. They probably will make a killing.

 

[Meat Target]

Reddit moment:
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That deadass made me shiver.

 

[CECA Loather]

The T-72B tank of the Buryat armored cavalrymen from the Z troops denazifies the Ukrainian nationalists in Volnovakha. March 2022.
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The Buryats? You referring to the Mongols of Russia aren't you?

Swedish 'volunteer' who took off with his tail between his legs.
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https://www.facebook.com/jesper.soder.9/posts/10159264591979094

https://archive.ph/CX5gD

This is the Japanese version of this.

He uses the handle @corvee_toilette on Twitter.




Deepest apologies.
I am now on a bus bound for Poland. As you might have realised, I have fled the Ukraine. I will continue to provide updates on new developments. Thank you for your continued support and please stay safe everyone. I wish everyone will stay safe.

I can't find the original tweet (I suspect he deleted it) but he made reference to how that tweet made its rounds at China's Weibo.


Source: https://twitter.com/corvee_toilette/status/1503314536237043716?s=20&t=mVFf8zlLZnSereTza0kfnQ

Archive: https://archive.ph/azKFh

His pinned tweet shows Monsieur Jap Toilette bragging about him being in the French Foreign Legion apparently.

Source:

https://twitter.com/corvee_toilette/status/1424444307604480005?s=20&t=lHldc6zGaqK88Jh_DP52qA

Archive: https://archive.ph/JgxDq

Which leads to this blogpost about him submitting his application to the French Foreign Legion as a 工兵 kouhei which going from the Chinese characters, he is more of a combat engineer rather than someone involved in actual combat.

This is what I can make out. I hope someone can correct me if I am wrong about the written Japanese. It would be even better if you can translate the blogpost about him entering the Foreign Legion, signing contracts, taking courses that involve learning how to count or take stock 数の数え方(?) and so on.

Source: https://note.com/hardy99/n/nc690ff83ecae

Archive:

https://archive.ph/DcfCE

Account: https://mobile.twitter.com/corvee_toilette

I am sure the Sun article about how a "British Lion" who fought in Iraq went to the Ukraine, was terrified at the intensity of Russian shelling, got beaten till he suffered a concussion by the Ukrainians who suspected him of being a spy but somehow it was Putin of Russia who is the monster here, was mentioned several times in this thread already. But since we are laughing at the Swedes, the Japanese, I may as well leave this link to an archive to said article.

Archive Link:

https://archive.ph/uFF7m

 

[BradCarter]

To be honest, I'm not sure why we're dragging either side because they're using technicals. Sure, they're fucking paper when you got machineguns capable of shredding your shit at a distance, but at the end of the day, it's war, and you'd be foolish to pass up on anything that can help speed up its conclusion, or help in your efforts.

On that note, Toyota should just start marketing their Hiluxes as military-grade technicals. They probably will make a killing.

Introducing the all new Hilux Zero

 

[naffatune]

I’m on mobile right now and I can’t download videos, so I am BEGGING someone to upload this video of a BMW converted into a Ukrainian technical in Mykolaiv to the thread.
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To be honest, I'm not sure why we're dragging either side because they're using technicals..

Yeah I know, I wasn't trying to drag Ukies for using technicals. Better than nothing, as they say