Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

Oh wait, he actually didn't suck dick this weekend? He was just reminiscing about Wedge from over a year ago?
That "time to reset the counter to zero" remark implies otherwise. I interpreted your question
What is that, like, the second dick Mr. All Talk has sucked in 3 years?
as "is this the second time he sucked dick in 3 years?". If you meant "is this the second person whose dick he sucked in 3 years", I don't know, but I don't think Kevie likes "having sex" with strangers he can't fully control.

Wedgie-poo he pays every time so that's more of a contract where Kev defines the conditions. Besides who the fuck could it be? Shit-eater Mike or Cripple Phil? Fedposter J? Or the infinitely more popular and somewhat better looking - at least he takes care of himself which is commendable as far as trannies go - Gash? Or did he have Wedgie fly out again just to have some unfulfilling, disgusting "sex"?

No fucking idea.
 
I would think this poor little egg needs the comfort of an elder the most.
That's the thing. The egg has been already cracked and turned into a broken man. Fanny Tranny is on his own now. Kevin and his ilk find it exiting to groom people but when it's done they pat themselves on the back for "saving" another trans gal and that's it. Their victims can't expect any help when something goes wrong. It's either silence or hollow phrases like: I hope you feel better soon.

I don't know if Mr. farty Amhole was groomed by Kevin but he probably was groomed by someone.
 
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Lol, even Anthony is trying to cheer him up. Dont worry, Anthony. You will have a similar fate soon.
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"And when you look back, you'll have won your vagina through blood sweat and tears. And that's kind of badass, you know?"

:story:

You know, I feel that I should be offended that Erin sees a vagina as something to be "won", and how in order to have one, it needs to be a terribly painful process.

But I can't get mad at something so insane. Erin spent enough money to buy a new car to have his penis mutilated, and now he spends his days trying to convince himself and others that it's totes a real vagina.
 
Tony is just nauseating.
I know Fanny has really fucked himself up here and sympathy is hard to find but even so I wouldn't wish pain and suffering on him. Let it heal up and he can continue his deranged journey.

Tony on the other hand makes me clench. Every fucking word out of his broken biscuit mouth is carefully chosen to make him sound special, to venerate himself.
He lives in his fucking mirror.

He's as creepy as all fuck.
 
Returning to this thread after months and months of being away from the site is a trip. Always something new and cursed to find.

That Fanny bloke makes me sad. I understand he did it to himself, but I blame the trans "egg crackers" more than anything. To me, it's kinda like telling a kid with Downs that if he sticks his hand on a hot range top coil, he'll get fire powers. Did the Downs kid do it to himself? Sure, but most people would probably go after the asshole who put the idea in his head in the first place. These egg crackers take advantage of the mentally ill gay men that are confused about where they fit in and are looking for that something that will give them that magical feeling of belonging that the gay community might not provide. A femme gay probably gets gaslit about ACCHUALLY being a poor babby twans constantly in places like Twitter.

All that being said, am I the only one who thinks Fanny's neovag kinda looks like a hole you'd fit a dowel rod into?
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(I resized it so I hope that doesn't show up as fucking gigantic.)
 
Kevie fails to understand the real dynamic here: Musk had two children with Grimes - the second via a surrogate - and now the tranny is stuck with them. Had Grimes cheated on Musk with the tranny it would be absolutely true, but AFAIK they already broke up by the time Grimes got together with the tranny. Oh BTW who the fuck is he talking about?
Only in Kevin's (and other troons) sick fantasies is sex with multilated genitals better. Cope, seethe, dilate.
something something 90% of trannies keep their original junk something something
 
Kevie fails to understand the real dynamic here: Musk had two children with Grimes - the second via a surrogate - and now the tranny is stuck with them. Had Grimes cheated on Musk with the tranny it would be absolutely true, but AFAIK they already broke up by the time Grimes got together with the tranny. Oh BTW who the fuck is he talking about?

something something 90% of trannies keep their original junk something something
Grimes is now (allegedly) dating/seeing Chelsea Manning, I believe.
 
"I told my mom how hard dilating is and she just looked at me for 10 seconds."

I can pretty much promise you that those 10 seconds involved her thinking "I was in labor for 16 hours and had to get 53 stitches on my snatch and you're telling me that sticking a small rod up that gaping, fart spewing wound you call a hooha in mockery of a real vagina is the worst pain you ever felt? I should have had that abortion."
FTFY

It looks like the cavity left behind following the removal of a large cystic growth--possibly tumorous, and certainly tumescent, until it wasn't, and now it no longer can be.
I'd say it looks like a bullet hole above someone's double cleft chin. Almost like the universe is trying to tell franny tragget something.
 
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That's the thing. The egg has been already cracked and turned into a broken man.
When you put it that way the egg-cracking analogy almost makes sense. You cracked your egg… and now there’s broken shell and yolk everywhere. It was perfectly fine the way it was before but now it’s broken and you can’t piece back together a broken egg.

I’m overthinking this stupid term, but it really does bother me. It’s so cutesy, but the implications behind the phrase are horrific. r/egg_irl is borderline indoctrination.
 
Grimes is now (allegedly) dating/seeing Chelsea Manning, I believe.

I don't know which one of these rich children is the more pathetic beg, elon being a billionaire and spending his life chasing attention from 4chan incels or grimes trying to make mummy and daddy mad by giving her kids retarded names and dating trannies

I'm actually amazed these turbo autists managed to have sex enough to breed twice with each other
 
I don't know which one of these rich children is the more pathetic beg, elon being a billionaire and spending his life chasing attention from 4chan incels or grimes trying to make mummy and daddy mad by giving her kids retarded names and dating trannies

I'm actually amazed these turbo autists managed to have sex enough to breed twice with each other
Realize this and weep: Elongated Muskrat has fathered seven children so far.
 
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