Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[jje100010001]

Biden pushing ahead with the lie that "¡Putler did it, Putler did it!" when talking about gas prices.

If this is what the "adults" are like then I don't want to meet the children, that's for shure.

Speaking of costs increases, an interesting theory:

https://twitter.com/LokiJulianus/status/1503451531089260556

 

[SBG]

if you attack the oligarchs that empower Putin, you help him.

 

[BradCarter]

I'm too old to get drafted (30), have ADHD and Aspergers (disqualifiers), and a knee that's on the fritz. I have no desire to be killed or maimed for Globochomo's money-laundering hub that resembles a country.

And yet, a small part of me feels obligated to join up (if the US formally enters the fray). Just for the chance to get some adrenaline. To be a part of history. To have something to tell the grandkids.

Gather around kids. Lemme tell you how I fragged my troon lieutenant after she tried to get me to suck her lady dick to get out of trash pit duty.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I remember a pajeet anon on 4chan once said he was confused by the term "vidya" when he first encountered it, since Vidya is also the name of a Hindu deity.

The turkey (bird) got its name because European colonists thought it was a different kind of bird from Turkey (the future country, then a region) called a Turkey Fowl, now known as a Guinea fowl. The bird in North America eventually got shortened to turkey.

When the bird from North America was brought to Turkey, they thought it was from India, similar to how Native Americans were called Indians. So the Turkish word for turkey is "hindi" which means India.

Meanwhile in the Hindi language, Turkey and turkey are the same pronunciation, but with different inflection for the bird vs country. With the bird, the "urrr" has more of an up inflection, and country it has more of a down inflection.

In Portugese a turkey is called a Peru.

Tldr India is Turkey's Turkey, and Peru is Portugal's Turkey.

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

NatSec Adviser Jake Sullivan:

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They could try and kill a Russian journalist, but most of them are already dead anyway.

 

[Captain Wetbeard]

Looks like Iran wants to party and is getting impatient. https://t.me/asbmil/602 https://t.me/asbmil/617

 

[mr.moon1488]

if you attack the oligarchs that empower Putin, you help him.
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He's not actually wrong though. The oligarchs are mostly internationalists Jews like they are here.

 

[Hell on Earth]

Report of three Bong SPESHUL FORCES soldiers being KIA'd in Ukraine.

If SPESHUL FORCES don't have plot armor like Jonh Wick or Captain America then what chances do the Reddittards have against Russian bullets and bombs?

 

[TheTrumanShow]

If they can do whatever they want to billionaires with zero due process or consequences to the lawbreakers because they are the wrong side of a political dispute……what the fuck do you think they are gonna do to you?

Which is why breaking into Putin daughters villa is even more ballsy and awesome.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Fox News journalist injured.

https://www.foxnews.com/world/fox-news-journalist-benjamin-hall-injured-covering-ukraine-war

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

They could try and kill a Russian journalist, but most of them are already dead anyway.

They could set up a journalism school in Russia to pump out more? That’d probably annoy Putin more than anything else.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I'm too old to get drafted (30), have ADHD and Aspergers (disqualifiers?), and a knee that's on the fritz. I have no desire to be killed or maimed for Globochomo's money-laundering hub that resembles a country.

And yet, a small part of me feels obligated to join up (if the US formally enters the fray). Just for the chance to get some adrenaline. To be a part of history. To have something to tell the grandkids.

MeatTarget's Children: Mum where is dad?
Wife: Got blown up in a war that did not involve him or his country. The fuckin retard.

 

[ForTheHoard]

This is at the top of my feed when I log into Twitter.



Clicking on "get started" takes you here. All the posts following it are just shilling western propaganda.

 

[Simpadoo]

Colonels aren't army chiefs in the UK, US, or any major army.

Only in the KFC army.

 

[OJ Simpson]

Been gone from this thread for a few days or so boys what's the update? Has Ukulele finally defeated the cowardly advance of the wounded enemy? Have new superheroes been invented out of thin air joined in on the fight? Or has it been the slow strangulation by Mother Russia it has been every single day since day 1?

 

[Captain Wetbeard]

Russia says they'll continue blowing the reddit army out

 

[Meat Target]

MeatTarget's Children: Mum where is dad?
Wife: Got blown up in a war that did not involve him or his country. The fuckin retard.

"War is delightful to those who have not experienced it", says Erasmus.

Perhaps I need to read Catch-22 again. Contrast any wisps of WW3 FOMO I may have with Yossarian's desire to go home.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Been gone from this thread for a few days or so boys what's the update? Has Ukulele finally defeated the cowardly advance of the wounded enemy? Have new superheroes been invented out of thin air joined in on the fight? Or has it been the slow strangulation by Mother Russia it has been every single day since day 1?

Same old same old.

 

[Mr Processor]

You really dont think the russians have nuclear submarines? it doesnt matter if you achieve total success in your larpy plan, the submarines will surface and dust the US a half hour later.

They've also been publicly demonstrating Frigate Based Hypersonic Missiles, which can be (and likely mostly are) armed with nuclear warheads and are specifically designed to evade interceptors. Now, did the US build a better missile trap? Not that I know of, but lets roll those dice.

Spoiler: Yee-Haw!

 

[Josterman]