Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Hollywood Hitler]

He's just trying to hype it up until he finds the money to pay the musician he found on Fiverr for the final product.

Edit: I find it funny how he calls his own songs"cool." I don't know any singer-songwriter that describes their songs in such a way. Normally they'd describe the mood and/or themes the song touches, but never how "cool" it is. What the fuck does that even mean?

 

[StinkySnack]

I find it funny how he calls his own songs"cool." I don't know any singer-songwriter that describes their songs in such a way. Normally they'd describe the mood and/or themes the song touches, but never how "cool" it is. What the fuck does that even mean?

He calls everything he does/is "cool".

Cool guy
Cool DM
Cool song
Cool couch
Cool protein drink
Cool drool
Cool stalking conviction
Cool moebius butthole

 

[odumegwu]

He does tend to glance just at the surface of the things, looking at the outcome, and seeing the reaction of other people. If he wants the same reactions, he skips everything up to last thing, thinking only about appearances. It's like he would see some upper rank military officer in a shop doing his own business, and see other people treating him with respect and saluting him. Rusty would skip all the military thing altogether and would think it's because of soldier uniform. He would put on some chinesium made clothes next, wanting to gather similar respect. He would be baffled why people are laughing at him instead. Ahh, it's because of the disability.

So yea, he sees succesfull song but he doesn't really get it why people like it. He only sees something is popular, he tries to emulate it, and he thinks it's "cool" as well, completely missing the point.

 

[Kosher Salt]

So it seems Russ mediation stage 3 is Pro Bono idiots forced to continue representing Russ Pro Bono till/if they can find an ethical reason to back out versus null's flat fee appeal attorney in an endless Mexican standoff? If hypothetically they wanted just this thread removed I can't see that ever happening and I imagine the paid nothing side would break before the paid something side.

Am I understanding this correctly?

That's what Null thinks, yes. I'm inclined to trust him on this.

At what stage does the mediator figure out that mediation is pointless and a waste of everyone's time (if not money)? Stage 3 is two stages farther than it should've taken them. It's their job to figure out whether there's any common ground that the parties can find. If neither side is willing to budge, declare that mediation failed and kick it back to the courts, for fuck's sake.

I looked it up and the letter-writing service costs 199$ not 400$. I am literally not sure how he fucked that one up.

Did he have them send two letters?

 

[DrJonesHat]

He calls everything he does/is "cool".

Cool guy
Cool DM
Cool song
Cool couch
Cool protein drink
Cool drool
Cool moebius butthole

And he's the best at everything he does, which is obvious by his record of winning lawsuits and being a world-renowned songwriter!

He does tend to glance just at the surface of the things, looking at the outcome, and seeing the reaction of other people. If he wants the same reactions, he skips everything up to last thing, thinking only about appearances. It's like he would see some upper rank military officer in a shop doing his own business, and see other people treating him with respect and saluting him. Rusty would skip all the military thing altogether and would think it's because of soldier uniform. He would put on some chinesium made clothes next, wanting to gather similar respect. He would be baffled why people are laughing at him instead. Ahh, it's because of the disability.

So yea, he sees succesfull song but he doesn't really get it why people like it. He only sees something is popular, he tries to emulate it, and he thinks it's "cool" as well, completely missing the point.

It's why he wears a suit everywhere. Like you said, appearances. He doesn't get that people are favorably disposed to a man in a suit if it looks good on them. It has to fit properly, which mean it was tailored for them, it has to be clean, ironed and in good condition. Russ can't get that. In his mind suit=respect. Song=fame. If it doesn't work, it can't be because he's doing it wrong, it must be because people hate the disabled.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

He calls everything he does/is "cool".

Cool guy
Cool DM
Cool song
Cool couch
Cool protein drink
Cool drool
Cool stalking conviction
Cool moebius butthole

That's not true, Russ is more complex than that.

Sometimes he adds a sunglasses emoji when he thinks something is REALLY cool

 

[Useful_Mistake]

At what stage does the mediator figure out that mediation is pointless and a waste of everyone's time (if not money)

The priority of a mediator is to try to resolve things through mediation. If one party seems still willing to try, the mediator will try to continue. I'm sure after a while Skordas will simply state that no settlement can be reached, and the process will move on.

 

[Pee Cola]

He calls everything he does/is "cool".

Cool guy
Cool DM
Cool song
Cool couch
Cool protein drink
Cool drool
Cool stalking conviction
Cool moebius butthole

Cool PAC
Cool kill list
Cool handjob

Because he's best

 

[StinkySnack]

Cool PAC
Cool kill list
Cool handjob

Because he's best

In reality, the only thing cool involving Russell Greer is his cool Kiwifarms thread.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

In reality, the only thing cool involving Russell Greer is his cool Kiwifarms thread.

This threat is not cool...this thread is the best!

 

[DrJonesHat]

This threat is not cool...this thread is the best!

And we are the best! All of us!

 

[Useful_Mistake]

And we are the best! All of us!

Especially @Cryin RN

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

And we are the best! All of us!

I would say I am slightly above average tbh

 

[DrJonesHat]

I would say I am slightly above average tbh

I'm the nicest guy who ever niced!

 

[Constellationzero]

He calls everything he does/is "cool".

Cool guy
Cool DM
Cool song
Cool couch
Cool protein drink
Cool drool
Cool stalking conviction
Cool moebius butthole

You forgot awesome.

Awesome evidence
Awesome DM
Awesome plights
Awesome TRO

And Studly.

Too Studly for this page
My Studly co-worker
Studly WOO HOO HOO and a-23 Skidoo!

 

[DrJonesHat]

Awesome evidence

That was hilarious. His "evidence" for those of you new to the thread, was for the Ariana Grande suit, and it consisted of a blurry picture of a security guard. Russ claimed it proved he was manhandled by security. The guard isn't even looking in the direction of the camera. He claimed after the case was dismissed he would have won if he'd been allowed to show his "awesome evidence." He couldn't even state a claim, so there was no point in introducing evidence. That was my favorite part of the whole fiasco.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

He does tend to glance just at the surface of the things, looking at the outcome, and seeing the reaction of other people. If he wants the same reactions, he skips everything up to last thing, thinking only about appearances. It's like he would see some upper rank military officer in a shop doing his own business, and see other people treating him with respect and saluting him. Rusty would skip all the military thing altogether and would think it's because of soldier uniform. He would put on some chinesium made clothes next, wanting to gather similar respect.

The idea of Russ dressing in an officer's uniform and getting arrested for Stolen Valor would be quite a sight to see.

Military courts are less forgiving.

 

[Poop Shoot]

That was hilarious. His "evidence" for those of you new to the thread, was for the Ariana Grande suit, and it consisted of a blurry picture of a security guard. Russ claimed it proved he was manhandled by security. The guard isn't even looking in the direction of the camera. He claimed after the case was dismissed he would have won if he'd been allowed to show his "awesome evidence." He couldn't even state a claim, so there was no point in introducing evidence. That was my favorite part of the whole fiasco.

For me it’s the six inch cable. Lol

(Oops that was the Taylor Swift trial. Still tickles me though)

 

[DrJonesHat]

The idea of Russ dressing in an officer's uniform and getting arrested for Stolen Valor would be quite a sight to see.

Military courts are less forgiving.

The Supreme Court struck down the original Stolen Valor law because it was too broad. It was revised so that you can only be arrested if you impersonate a member of the military or veteran for financial gain. So assholes can fake being soldiers as long as they don't try to get money off it. Anyway, Russ would consider the military beneath him. He thinks he's the smartest guy in the room, so can you imagine how he'd react to be being yelled at by a superior for fucking up?

For me it’s the six inch cable. Lol

Oh I forgot about that. That was funny too. His whole problem could have been solved by having his documents printed out before the day of the trial.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Oh I forgot about that. That was funny too. His whole problem could have been solved by having his documents printed out before the day of the trial.

A lot of his problems could be solved by having even the tiniest bit of common sense.

But then Russ wouldn’t be Russ and we wouldn’t be able to enjoy such an awesome cool dude.