Peter Coffin, his realdoll/fake girlfriend Kimi Kobayashi, and his estranged wife Ashleigh Coffin - Cis Male Cuck, Pretend Agender; Kicks Self in Balls, Sockpuppeted as Own GF, RAPE APOLOGIST, plus his ex-wife

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

I don't think this is something you should be admitting publicly.

Why not? It's like admitting that you once has the flu.

 

[Spergichu]

Does this count as going full Macintosh?

 

[get_ur_gamon]

Not a real woman in sight.

 

[Xarpho]

Didn't he also pretend to be his own hot Asian girlfriend on Twitter for years?

I do remember the “sex doll as girlfriend” saga (I forgot what the actual scenario was). That was a long time ago.

 

[Haint]

My favorite thing about modern communists is that they aren't even working class.
They're mostly terminally online grifters, e-beggars, and cultural critics with tens of thousands of debt thanks to their useless degrees.
Ironically these are the people that the powers that be create. The successful ones become shills for the system, the unsuccessful ones join left wing opposition parties because they have no original thought or ability to create new concepts.
In my opinion they aren't really interested in communism, but the result of communism, and would like to all be "General Secretary" or whatever they call their surrogate king.
They're coomunists. Coomies.
OHHH FUUUUUCCKKK WE'RE GONNA REVOLTTTT.

Only Dugin is winning.
Destroy the past and future to protect the present.
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While the center is just trying to survive, and raise a family without drama. But we can't because of keyboard and armchair warrior wannabes keep screaming their authoritarian fetish at us.

 

[Common Shadow]

God, this video makes my pussy want to commit suicide. This is the heterosexual equivalent of nails on a chalkboard and I mean that.
I just envision like if I were in dark alley being attacked by some thug, and these two guys had to protect me, I'd fucking die because they would pull out ukuleles or some shit instead of a gun.

Pretty sure these WOULD be the guys attacking you because they are the stalking, overly attached clingy pricks that want your attention all the time and would track you down to said alley after you denied them a date.

 

[Cavalier Cipolla]

Anyone who thinks that Luhansk and Donjeck people's republics are communist is fucking retarded, including Peter Coffin.
They are controlled by Russia, a country that's led by a pretty far right regime. And Russia is, of course, capitalist.

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

WTF?! Peter Coffin is Zased!?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Every time I see 'Peter Coffin' I think of Peter Griffin and am instantly disappointed by no "'memba the time" moments.

 

[Cantercoin]

I won't even pretend what is going on with ideology in current year.
There are wars where both sides call the other nazis, while nazis are allied with globohomo and communists with imperialists.
Very confusing.

This is what happens when Jesus uses a randomizer for his latest Hearts of iron IV playthrough

 

[NationalBolshevik]

And Russia is, of course, capitalist.

For now...

 

[Julius Streicher]

"The communists pave the way for him (the Jew)."​

 

[Creep3r]

So uhhhh what's this piece of shit up to?

Well, first of all, he defended Laurelei Bailey's latest misadventures, but that's not why I'm necro-ing this thread. Oh no, it gets much better.

You see, some weird uhhh.... nazbols? i guess? idek what they are, some kind of new "nationalist communists" or something equally politarded, just had a founding ceremony (consisting of like 2 dozen white nerds):

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note the pro-putin Z of course!

The tweet is archived here. everyone's laughing and riding and cornholing, esp in the QTs.

Video of this majestic hilarity has now emerged:

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...and you'll NEVER guess who's one of the founding fathers of this cringetopia... (well, maybe you will, given what thread this is):

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Right there applauding in the front row!

Now is the time for the most autistic revolution in history comrades.

 

[glib]

why is this guy showing off a mask that shows off the 8 pointed star of chaos from warhammer.
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Ordo ab chao.
Putin funds his opposition parties, making sure they stay stratified and compartmentalized. Also its why things like nazbols exist. Self contradicting ideologies are self destructive, and rendered a non-threat. Thus Putin stays central amongst the hall of mirrors.

 

[Zizara]

I'm curious as when was the last time communists in the west were even working class.

It varies, but the bougie airs of the average communist have been an undercurrent pretty much for as long as the concepts of communism & socialism have existed. If you read a bit of Orwell's works, the more autobiographical stuff where he was still primarily socialist himself like the latter half of The Road to Wigan Pier, he spends a lot of time bemoaning the state of socialists and frustrated that the best argument against socialism is to take a look at stereotypical supporter.
"Fruit-juice drinkers, cranks, machine-worshippers, Russia-philes, and those who instinctively cringe at anything perceived as English" are phrases he used that come to mind.
These are first-hand experiences written in the 1930's and 40's so the idea of the socialist "intellectual" as an out of touch middle-class twat clearly has some deep roots.

 

[Absolutego]

My favorite thing about modern communists is that they aren't even working class.
They're mostly terminally online grifters, e-beggars, and cultural critics with tens of thousands of debt thanks to their useless degrees.
Ironically these are the people that the powers that be create. The successful ones become shills for the system, the unsuccessful ones join left wing opposition parties because they have no original thought or ability to create new concepts.
In my opinion they aren't really interested in communism, but the result of communism, and would like to all be "General Secretary" or whatever they call their surrogate king.
They're coomunists. Coomies.
OHHH FUUUUUCCKKK WE'RE GONNA REVOLTTTT.

Only Dugin is winning.
Destroy the past and future to protect the present.
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In the US, at least, they've never been working class. The more moderate Progressive movement in the late 19th-early 20th centuries made sufficient strides to address the industrial exploitation America was going through that commies never got a decent foothold among the working poor, and remained almost exclusively the fantasy of upper middle class pseudointellectuals.
John Steinbeck, an author who flirted with communism during the Great Depression and wrote Grapes of Wrath, is actually responsible for that "temporarily embarrassed millionaires" quote that modern commies use to explain away their lack of appeal to workers. But he was talking about why most American commies were upper class delusional fantasists instead of people familiar with the plight of workers:

“Except for the field organizers of strikes, who were pretty tough monkeys and devoted, most of the so-called Communists I met were middle-class, middle-aged people playing a game of dreams. I remember a woman in easy circumstances saying to another even more affluent: 'After the revolution even we will have more, won't we, dear?' Then there was another lover of proletarians who used to raise hell with Sunday picknickers on her property.

I guess the trouble was that we didn't have any self-admitted proletarians. Everyone was a temporarily embarrassed capitalist. Maybe the Communists so closely questioned by the investigation committees were a danger to America, but the ones I knew—at least they claimed to be Communists—couldn't have disrupted a Sunday-school picnic. Besides they were too busy fighting among themselves.”

Play a game of telephone and you get "temporarily embarrassed capitalists" turning into "temporarily embarrassed millionaires", because of course commies have a dim and simplistic understanding of the term capitalist.

 

[Psychotron]

Wait so this guy started off as a closeted real doll fan, and now he is out shilling for the ruskies?

Maybe there is something to the glow. I imagine lolcows are easy to get compromised.

who instinctively cringe at anything perceived as English

Orwell talking about Cringe culture in the 30s,
yikes he really did see the future.

 

[A Logging Company]

If you're blessed to not know who Peter Coffin is, he's the guy in the gray sweater in this video.

I'M A NAZBOL
I'M A NAZBOL
WE'RE BOTH NAZBOL AS FUCK

IF YOU'RE LOOKIN' FOR A LIBCUCK HERE
THEN YOU'RE SHIT OUT OF LUCK

CAPITALISM
AND KIKE POWERS
THESE ARE NOT THINGS WE CRAVE

OUR SELF WORTH IS
NOT CONTINGENT ON
HOW MUCH MONEY WE'VE
MADE

WE KNOW FREE MARKETS
ARE AGAINST OUR NATION
EVEN THOUGH OUR RIGHT WING
STAT IS NULL AND VOID

DON'T NEED SOME GOP TO TELL US SO
AND IF WE DID WE'D FED POST SOOOO

WE'RE NOT AFRAID OF HOW WE FEEL
EVEN IF THAT MEANS NAMING JEEEWWSSS
WE'RE NOT AFRAID TO NAME THEM SO
SOMETIMES GOTTA HATE BRIIIGAAAADE

CONSUMERIST CAPITALISM
THAT PERMEATES OUR CULTURE
SAYS OUR PEOPLE ARE JUST INTERCHANGEABLE CONSUMERS
TO BE SOLD TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER
SAYS TO NOT SHOW YOUR EMOTIONS
BE PASSIVE AND A SLAVE
SAYS TO BE OBEDIENT TO BOURGEOIS MASTERS

SO IF YOU'RE UNFILLED, ITS NOT YOUR FAULT
(WHO ME?)
MUST JUST BE YOUR PRIVILEGE
(YEAH THAT!)
MUST BE THOSE WHITES
(THOSE NAZIS)
PULL YOURSELF BY YOUR BOOTSTRAPS
(STRAPS!)

I'M A NAZBOL
I'M A NAZBOL
WE'RE BOTH NAZBOL AS FUCK

IF YOU'RE LOOKIN' FOR A LIBCUCK HERE
THEN YOU'RE SHIT OUT OF LUCK

CAPITALISM
AND KIKE POWERS
THESE ARE NOT THINGS WE CRAVE

OUR SELF WORTH IS
NOT CONTINGENT ON
HOW MUCH MONEY WE'VE
MADE

OH MY GOODNESS OH MY GOSH
I THINK WE WENT FULL STALINIST
(FULL STALINIST)
I THINK WE WENT FULL STALINIST

OH MY GOODNESS OH MY GOSH
I THINK WE WENT FULL STALINIST
(FULL STALINIST)
I THINK WE WENT FULL STALINIST

 

[Open Window Maniac]

So this is the guy MovieBob is always getting into it with on Twitter? Also I made it 11 seconds into that song before I had to stop. A person can only withstand so much cringe at one time.

 

[A Logging Company]

While the center is just trying to survive, and raise a family without drama. But we can't because of keyboard and armchair warrior wannabes keep screaming their authoritarian fetish at us.

Read Nietzsche's description of "The Last Man" followed by Trotsky's description of "The New Soviet Man." Dorky intellectuals just hate normies who just wanna grill.

NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST ENJOY A SIMPLE LIFEEEE
YOU HAVE TO BECOME THIS HEARTLESS APOLLONIAN SUPERMAN FOR MY IDEOLLLOOGGYYYY.