What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

If the jab really is intentionally and widely lethal and the coof was deliberate, it's infuriating that scumbag tyrants cooked up the coof and a "vaccine" to it that kills "little people" they see as lab rats. Just so they can get more power over a smaller population they treat like garbage. Not to mention screwing over what's left of modern "society" on the side with the "New Normal".
I'm almost 100% certain that every aspect of all of this was intentional.

 
Its like Patrice O'Neil talks about, you are only allowed a certain amount of success until the people in charge make you pay (give them blackmail material to hold over you).

He ran a child rape ring out of the California military base he worked at, of course he's protected. (The kids at the daycare who were medically examined all had the strain of STD he had) it then gets covered up after the fact. No doubt he was connected to the Finders in my mind.
I always pictured the Finders as some really weird fucked up breakaway civilization/organization that has more influence than even the CIA. The FBI ceased all investigation once the men who were caught got released from jail and everyone in all of those alphabet soup agencies pretend they don't exist because they wield more power than them
 
2000 “Rebuilding America’s Defenses” manifesto that “a new Pearl Harbor” would be vital to rapidly transform the US military into one capable of carrying out that agenda of invading multiple countries.

A "White Paper" by the U.S. government, documenting the case against bin Laden and the Al Qaeda organization concerning the September 11 attacks, publicly promised by Secretary of State Colin Powell, never materialized.

The FBI admitted on June 5 2006 that “the FBI has no hard evidence connecting Bin Laden to 9/11.”

At least part of the background to this decision was the United States’ long-time support for UNOCAL’s proposed pipeline, which would transport oil and natural gas from the Caspian Sea region to the Indian Ocean through Afghanistan and Pakistan.

This project had been stymied through the 1990s because of the civil war that had been going on in Afghanistan since the Soviet withdrawal in 1989.

In the mid-1990s, the US government had supported the Taliban with the hope that its military strength would enable it to unify the country and provide a stable government, which could protect the pipeline. By the late 1990s, however, the Clinton administration had given up on the Taliban.

When the Bush administration came to power, it decided to give the Taliban one last chance. During a four-day meeting in Berlin in July 2001, representatives of the Bush administration insisted that the Taliban must create a government of “national unity” by sharing power with factions friendly to the United States. The US representatives reportedly said: “Either you accept our offer of a carpet of gold, or we bury you under a carpet of bombs.”

And, indeed, given the fact that the attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon occurred when they did, the US military was able to mobilize to begin its attack on Afghanistan by October 7.

It appears, therefore, that the United States invaded Afghanistan for reasons far different from the official rationale, according to which we were there to capture or kill Osama bin Laden
 
You ever hear about "traditional" medicine before? Herbs? Oils/tinctures? You know, all that stuff that gets downplayed as pseudo-scientific garbage used by big dumb-dumbs (once again, as stated before - implying you and your ancestors are nothing without the parasites' help)? A lot of that works just fine, but it doesn't make globohomo money and keep you dependent on what I'll call "the beast system" for convenience. This is the real reason why it gets shoved aside in favor of a pill (more than likely made from petrochemicals) that can be patented and sold at insane margins vs something traditional.

They even fucking pull this crap with older stuff that is now off-patent. You've all heard of some examples of this quite recently, in fact, though I'm hesitant to go into specific examples here. Just think back on the news cycle for the last couple years, and try to pick out two drugs in particular that seemed to get an awful lot of media attention and hate. Yeah, they're both off-patent and dirt cheap. I'm sure it's nothing, tho.

I do think you're right, doctors are at the point they don't even bother with preventative care or telling a patient they need to change their lifestyle slightly, maybe harm reduction but I think a lot of kickbacks influence what the research says is the best new treatment. I mean, type 2 diabetics who ate themselves into it are good for thousands of dollars worth of diabetes drugs, insulin, Ozempic, etc every month, but this also goes for a lot of people with slightly high blood pressure and shit, if they're told to clean up their diet and go for a fucking walk, and actually did it, most of them likely wouldn't need the meds. I personally suspect big pharma is a massive supporter of the snack food/fast food/shitty convenience food industry though, because people living off that shit is why they need so much goddamned medication as early as their 30s and probably have a bunch of nutrient deficiencies that they opt to band-aid over with, you guessed it, more fucking medication.

Diabetes on its own is a huge money maker, and it's a disease people eat their way into all the time, so I cannot overstate how huge this is. There are always one or two new-ish brand name drugs that have no generic and every other doctor seems to prescribe, presumably because the latest references indicate it's so much better. Once a big money maker is getting to where the generics will come out soon, they release another new brand name diabetes drug which Studies Suggest™️ is totally the best on the market, etc. I bet they always have a few ready to go. Never mind that shit like metformin, gliclazide, glyburide and a few more are real cheap and have had generics forever, I guess they suddenly don't work now. I guess this is half conspiracy and half calling out obvious bullshit.

I think the globohomo elites egged Russia on to invade Ukraine so they could distract the masses. The honkening in canuckistan really pissed them off.
The timing and the extent of the media coverage is certainly suspect. If I'm being optimistic I'd say it's to distract people from being indignant about officially dismantling the security theater. Especially if vax mandates are being dropped, most people did not want or need it but were bullied into it by their work or whatever, so they would be pissed, and in my opinion righteously so, though if they want the mandates to stay because they had to they're just being petty fuckers. People are retards so yelling "hey look at the evil shit Russia is doing! Putin has nukes! WW3!" and unending media coverage of such serves as a decent enough distraction (or at least something to replace the vacuum of covid fear porn now that we've beaten that horse's corpse into dust and no one is buying it anymore).

Bonus conspiracy I've seen thrown around, is that Putin has Parkinson's and/or Lewy body dementia, and he invaded Ukraine because he's unhinged. I don't buy it myself, well Parkinson's maybe but he knows exactly what he's doing. Russia/Ukraine boundary disputes are not new, but why the invasion and why now?

Big Oil subverted environmentalist movements and used them as useful idiots to demonize nuclear power.
For sure, the amount of toxic crap at multiple levels when using fossil fuels has got to be much worse for the environment than a couple of sarcophagi in the middle of nowhere to hold tiny amounts of depleted uranium. Not just that but when you ask the average layperson what comes to mind when you mention nuclear power, the answer is always "bomb" or "Pripyat." Politicians/media/others easily bought and sold certainly aren't doing anything to disabuse them of that.

Yeah, there's already a staggering amount of lethal or life-changing side effects that just aren't getting air time. Far more than enough to shut down any sane "vaccine" rollout, to be sure..and we're not even to the medium or long term side effects yet.
What I'd be interested in is seeing how many people who contracted covid after several jabs had it trigger a random autoimmune disease. Of course if this is reported at all, it will be blamed on covid alone. Anecdotal but I know of a few cases and no one is willing to even entertain for a second that the shot could have contributed. Like, medical professionals are forbidden from even thinking so under the threat of losing their license for spreading "covid misinformation" if they deviate at all from the mantra "The vaccine is safe and effective™️" Plenty of them are less than enthused about giving them and think vaxxing the whole population was at worst pants-on-head retarded and at best an obvious grift.

If the jab really is intentionally and widely lethal and the coof was deliberate, it's infuriating that scumbag tyrants cooked up the coof and a "vaccine" to it that kills "little people" they see as lab rats. Just so they can get more power over a smaller population they treat like garbage. Not to mention screwing over what's left of modern "society" on the side with the "New Normal".
I don't get it. If the goal was to wipe out a huge segment of the population why release a wet fart like covid then kill them with the vaccines? That's a roundabout way of doing it, wouldn't releasing an actual bioweapon do this much more efficiently? I agree about using people as lab rats though. I think the pharmaceutical companies were positively fiending to get their foot in the door with mRNA vaccines and this was the perfect excuse. mRNA vaccines are ridiculously fast and easy to make, but it'd be many more years before any of them got past trials. They can point at the "success" of the covid vax with their cherry picked studies that they probably funded while sweeping actual numbers under the rug, so health authorities won't be as wary of approving mRNA vaccines in general, with big pharma's ideal endgame being mRNA vaccines for everything while setting the price same as a conventional vaccine.

I'm almost 100% certain that every aspect of all of this was intentional.
I think it's a complete lack of hygiene, safety, and competent Chinese lab workers that let this slip by accident. Everything after maybe June 2020 has been a mix of "don't let a perfectly good crisis go to waste" and retard politicians just trying to copy what everywhere else is doing to avoid backlash from the public with no expectation the security theater would actually do anything. I go back and forth on shit being plain retardation vs pilot project for UBI though so your mileage may vary.
 
I don't get it. If the goal was to wipe out a huge segment of the population why release a wet fart like covid then kill them with the vaccines?
Some schizo arguments I've seen imply the jabs were the real bioweapon. The completely artificially created virus (as per patents on file for various bits that make up sars-cov-2. you can check Drain Todger's post history for further information) was there to enact systems of fear, hysteria, and control..which were plenty destructive enough to society on their own. Bonus points if you have a look at the rates of suicides, drug overdoses, domestic violence, etc, over the last couple years.

Aside from that, if you ever want an adventure into covid-related schizo-space, there's some fun shit to be had there. Common stuff I've seen ranges from "covid doesn't exist because it's never been isolated/purified properly" to "we've been suing for information on the physical existence of covid and no one can show us anything..lol?" to the cream of the crop: germ theory is bullshit. Yeah.

It's quite a ride.
I do think you're right, doctors are at the point they don't even bother with preventative care or telling a patient they need to change their lifestyle slightly
Doctors get their information from what is effectively medical journal review aggregation. They are being told what to think because they're oh so busy and can't be bothered doing the work on their own. It's sort of like the same problem any profession that attracts midwit retards has: they're empowered by the semi-exclusive information resources and by the ass-pats received for going through the academic system (like a good pleb) and earning that piece of paper. They're experts now, you see. They're far too big-brained to listen to you lowly commoners anymore (as they continue regurgitating globohomo narratives and shit-laden information).

I have more than a couple friends working in healthcare (including two MDs), and it has been just mind-blowing to see how quickly these supposedly super smart super educated people shove their head right up their own ass.

And yes: obviously this doesn't apply to every doctor across the board, but that stops mattering when you reach a critical mass of niggercattlization. The sane are drowned out in a sea of faggots.
a big money maker
Yeah, on the note of producing the poison to treat the symptoms via products with different poison..did you know pharma companies also produce pesticides that go on your food? Did you know those pharma companies also own the seeds growing your food? NOTHING TO SEE HERE, NO SIREE.

There is so much abject horror to be had upon looking closer at how our food is made. Here's a fun unrelated bonus: eat anything with "artificial flavors" before? Ever wonder how some of those are made?
I guess this is half conspiracy and half calling out obvious bullshit.
If only people would take the obvious bullshit seriously. I'd personally be happy with just that.
 
There is so much abject horror to be had upon looking closer at how our food is made. Here's a fun unrelated bonus: eat anything with "artificial flavors" before? Ever wonder how some of those are made?
horrifying,

Also the face of the guy that started that company. Demon fuel.
 
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The Tartarian Empire, the theory, is an ideological weapon, hand-designed by the elite as a tool to rewrite history to their liking when the inevitable economic collapse hits us from current events. I offer the progression of this thread as a proof of concept to its initial deployment.
 
Sandy Hook. There's a guy named Wolfgang Halbig who was a school superintendent and police officer. He filed a bunch of FOIAs relating to Sandy Hook and went over the police incident reports and found tons of inconsistencies. One of the ones he read on a video was about how when police entered the school looking for the shooter they found a boy hiding in a bathroom, so they put him in a classroom they already cleared to get him out of harms way. Only problem is that the same police incident report states that the classroom they put him in was full of dead bodies. Or how no ambulances, EMTs, medevac helicopters were allowed near the school property to attempt to resuscitate anyone.

Also a police report reviewing the initial response was released 6 years after the fact and it stated civilians were allowed to enter the school only hours after the incident.

Who knows what really happened there. Could have even been a ritualistic sacrifice like what happened to all those South Korean students drowned on the Sewol Ferry Disaster in 2014. The president at the time Park Geun-hye was being influenced by Choi Soon-sil the daughter of shaman/cult leader Choi Tae-min. She was impeached after someone gained her login info off a tablet and they found that Choi Soon-sil was "correcting" the presidents speeches. They were also extorting billions from chaebols.

Yoo Byung-eun, the chairman of Chonghaejin Marine which owned the Sewol was connected to the Odaeyang mass murder-suicide in 1987. All the deaths were members of the Evangelical Baptist Church of Korea. A woman named Park Soon-ja was being investigated by police for swindling 8.7 million from church members for her company Odaeyang Trading Co., Park and her three kids were found dead, bound and gagged at the Odaeyang mass suicide. A money trail linked Odaeyang Trading Co to Semo Corp which was run by Yoo Byung-eun. He was found guilty in 1992 for habitual fraud under the mask of religion when police discovered he was collecting over a billion dollars from church members to invest in his businesses. Yoo was found dead after going on the run with the help of church members after he was under investigation again, this time for the Sewol disaster. He was found dead by a farmer and police weren't able to determine the cause of death but they know there was no use if external force. He was found with empty alcohol bottles but they found no alcohol or poison in his system.

So I believe the rich elitists are in cults/religious groups and run the world and play games with our lives because that's pretty much how human history goes.
 
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Honestly, the main problem I have with most conspiracy theories is that they usually imply that the Elites are smarter than they look and that any "mistake" they make is actually all part of their unknowable plan, and I refuse to believe that just out of spite for the elite.
 
Honestly, the main problem I have with most conspiracy theories is that they usually imply that the Elites are smarter than they look and that any "mistake" they make is actually all part of their unknowable plan, and I refuse to believe that just out of spite for the elite.
You gotta admit though the rich elite are as clever and selfish as they are stupid and self-destructive.

Like a sickening paradox in human form.
 
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Honestly, the main problem I have with most conspiracy theories is that they usually imply that the Elites are smarter than they look and that any "mistake" they make is actually all part of their unknowable plan, and I refuse to believe that just out of spite for the elite.
They are like Greek gods in that they are very powerful people but just as flawed (if not more so) than the average person.
 

I mean, which part? The Schwab wrote "The Great Reset"? Amazon stock it. And here's a link to a site with the PDF because fuck Bezos.

Or do you mean that the spike proteins are harmful? Well, this has all been purged pretty hard from the Internet, even DDG (Although @DrainTodger would, doubtless, have something archived from the time, that dude is the walking epitome of weaponised autism and knows more about this than they would want us to) has scrubbed it.

I distinctly recall the Meedja sperging over "muhmuhmuh spikes prooooteeennnzz dangewous!!!". You know, the spike proteins that the vaccines instruct your body to make? Yeah, those ones.
 
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It'd be nice if people who aren't tyrants could move to a better planet.

With the tyrants left behind on the planet they messed up - no one to oppress except eachother in the world they made.
Why the fuck should we leave? We'll send them to a hostile planet, and we can keep the one God gave us. Once we get rid of the tyrants, and the nigger cattle that worships them, Earth will be fine.
 
Okay, I want to preface this by saying I love Israel, especially Mossad, and I am not an anti-semite. I was going to ask @snailslime 's thoughts before taking a stance on this but she is busy touring a dreidel factory or something. Anyway: The legend of vampires comes from (some) jews:
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From reddit (rare occasion, /r/conspiracy is one of the few subreddits I miss) archive but was quickly reposted to both /bant/ and /pol/. Normally I would write this off as /x/-types being exceptional but the blood replacement thing checks out. I also have personal connections with people that work in the umbilical/stem-cell field and nothing above really contradicts anything I've heard. It's not exactly a secret where the (((deep))) pockets are in that market niche. Finally, my most compelling argument, an eldritch narcissistic that apparently made a deal with the devil, moloch, and several plastic surgeons. She's also a prominent adherent/believer in Kabbalah, literally Jewish mysticism. You cannot tell me this woman does not consume the blood/life-force of innocents:
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